someone I know and respect said he "cried" today at the news
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
tbf I guess that could go either way
Someone you know and used to respect, presumably.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link
he's a good dude, just has weird taste in movies.
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link
You will believe that a turd can be polished!
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link
in Snyder's version, Superman is a stroke victim who recovers through the power of Lex Luthor's pee
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
Wait, who stroked him
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link
this movie fucking sucks idk why people think there's a way in which it doesn't. mother boxes? really?
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link
one major step up is that Lex Luthor's pee didn't appear at all, I mean they clearly read the room and the room said "no pee from Lex Luthor"
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link
does the Snyder version use mother boxes and the Whedon one didn't?
(I saw some webicles thrilling themselves that Darkseid is in the Snyder version but wasn't in Whedon, and it's hard to imagine a temperament less suited to cast Darkseid as a villain than that of a Randian)
― Bleeqwot (sic), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link
Frankly it did seem kind of dumb to use Steppenwolf instead of Darkseid; or wishful thinking that they'd eventually get to a sequel to use him
― Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
we’re all going to feel very silly when this turns out to be a masterpiece
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 May 2020 05:44 (three years ago) link
I'm curious about how big disasters get made and I will watch this to see one step in the process. But Justice League was far less memorable than BVS or Suicide Squad -- I remember Cavill's cg face, Aquaman sitting on the lasso of truth, and not much else.
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:26 (three years ago) link
I spent more years than were sensible reading DC superhero comics and I have never even heard of Steppenwolf as a character. I tried watching this piece of shit film once and didn't make it 15 minutes in. Colossally stupid and boring and idiotically staged.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 23 May 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link
like a true nature's child
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
Steppenwolf is an incredibly minor Fourth World character, with only maybe like two or three appearances throughout Kirby's tenure.The Fourth World in general is something I just don't want to see adapted by anyone, let alone this particular nozzle. They did it relative justice in the DCAU but that was enough.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 23 May 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link
idk how y'all didn't see this as a overwhelmingly marked improvement from BvS.
I submit:
-No Luthor pee jar-No Superman fucking Lois in the bathtub-No "Martha"-gate
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
hmm I see to have instead made the argument that this is why this movie is so forgettable instead.
nevermind, nothing to see here.
Dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNNN...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6512XKKNkU
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Someone on Twitter called the Snyder Cut QAnon for nerds and that sounds about right.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link
Fitting that the two times that director has used that song it's been a sex scene and a two-minute masturbation fantasy.— Cori (@CoriMarie21) August 22, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
snyder, a guy who knows popular karaoke songs and no other music
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
I didn't see the theatrical version but I'll take Snyder's OTT self-serious juvenalia over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Good grief, the CGI on that flipped exploding car in that Flash bit is AWFUL.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day
OTM, p much everything Whedon's been involved with creatively for near if not more than a decade has been absolutely insufferable because of it. Been watching old Buffy during quarantine and even tho it is famously twee/witty/snarky itself, it's depressing how noxiously stupid and soulless his 2010s writing is in comparison. The guy who played Cyborg in this claims he was insufferable and abusive personally on set too so def fuck him if that's true
― Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
My pet theory is that as Whedon found himself supplanted by the Russos as the ultimate MCU golden boys he got even worse than he already did. And that's saying something.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
this guy seems cool
You said you enjoyed the theatrical cut of Justice League like you enjoy your Saturday morning cartoons… Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic. Also, cool of you to comment on a leaked teaser. @ScottMendelson https://t.co/Zsu2O2oixb— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
groan-ups
― 3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm
i really loved the "ultimate cut" of batman v. superman
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
Guys, it's OK to hate both of them, they're both shit.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
Oh, this was just on tv and I watched it for 2 minutes. It was people in costumes fighting with cartoon things.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
forget that, i watched 2 minutes of avengers age of ultron, it turns out.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
quelle est la différence!
― calzino, Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link
Oh boy
Zack Snyder says his four-hour cut of 'Justice League' is likely coming to theaters — with an R rating and F-bomb-dropping Batman. Plus, the director weighs in on the Warner Bros. streaming controversy. https://t.co/0xekTaqgFa— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) December 14, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 December 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
now batman is so edgy he can kill people irl
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
This fucking arsehole.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link
Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic. — Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
Zack Snyder says ...an F-bomb-dropping Batman. — December 14, 2020
— December 14, 2020
― huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
Does he also take his bat-dingus out and waggle it at some point
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link
Zack, you will convince me that your bat-film is for grownups when I read the news that it's now largely about Bruce Wayne dealing with the fallout of his recent divorce while trying to figure out how he's going to pay for his daughter's college tuition.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link
Finally, an R-rated superman movie.People in the street (all nude): Look up in the sky it's some shitheadSuperman: sup fuckers— vineyille (@vineyille) June 22, 2016
― huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link
lol
I didn’t mind this movie (in fact, compared to most others here I absolutely loved it) but the Snyder cult is just neverending comedy
― DJP, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link
i'm gonna watch this but yeah kinda more baffled than anything this is all happening
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link
Oh joy
Zack Snyder’s ‘Justice League’ (2021) will now be officially released as a 4-hour film on HBO Max and not a 4-part miniseries.The R-Rated film will also receive an IMAX release according to Snyder himself. pic.twitter.com/N5wwdlZVgE— DR Movie News 📽 (@DRMovieNews1) January 17, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 January 2021 23:24 (three years ago) link
how much are they going to pay people to watch it?
― calzino, Sunday, 17 January 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link
Not sure which will be worse, endlessly hearing about this stupid shitty thing coming up, or endlessly hearing dipshits raving about it once it comes out.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 18 January 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link
Thank goodness this movie will finally have the opportunity to be good just like all those other Zack Snyder movies.
― Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2021 04:31 (three years ago) link
at last, the video game cutscenes we were promised
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 18 January 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link
psyched for the chance to literally risk my life to watch this in imax during a global pandemic
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 January 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link
New trailer out for this today. I don't know what this says about me, but I've hated every one of Snyder's movies, the trailer looks exactly like the same old nonsense as before, and yet I'm kind of curious to see this, perhaps even feeling forgiving toward it. It's a vote against Whedon, too, I suppose, although no doubt there are dozens like him working at HBO/DC.
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 February 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link
IM FUCKING CRYING JOKER ACTUALLY SAID "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" LMAOO pic.twitter.com/9sHizj6OkV— Star @ P5S (@Star_Powerup) February 14, 2021
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link