Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Or he'll look over at Dr. Birx and it'll be like "I think you said you wanted to try some yourself...Come on up here, we'll down a shot together."

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

1. do you think when trump talked about injecting disinfectant, he was thinking of the -chloro- part in that drug name?
2. maybe he'll end up in a spite coma like jordan peterson

wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

he was thinking

gotta stop you there

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link

seems like he's very clearly laying the groundwork for starting his own network (or taking over OANN) after he loses, even more so than last cycle

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Many will disagree, but @FoxNews is doing nothing to help Republicans, and me, get re-elected on November 3rd. Sure, there are some truly GREAT people on Fox, but you also have some real “garbage” littered all over the network, people like Dummy Juan Williams, Schumerite Chris...

....Hahn, Richard Goodstein, Donna Brazile, Niel Cavuto, and many others. They repeat the worst of the Democrat speaking points, and lies. All of the good is totally nullified, and more. Net Result = BAD! CNN & MSDNC are all in for the Do Nothing Democrats! Fox WAS Great!

putting aside the whole thing where he's criticizing a major news network because they're not partisan enough

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

How cathartic would a televised emperor's new clothes moment be? My fantasy is for him to just start getting heckled and laughed at in one of his stupid press conferences. Enough with the serious-sounding follow-up questions to his vapid rambling. Just laugh at this idiot.

DJI, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4y8OJxlK8

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

Saw this today...imagine the Taschen coffeetable of all the manly man Trump paintings!
https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-dcvfa4/products/3422/images/4867/MAGA_Ride_lwrez_3__57475.1556137662.1280.1280.jpg?c=2

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

this guy is actually pretty cool

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

would pay a *substantial* sum to watch Asshole try to mount a motorbike, let alone ride it

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link

"unless you live in the WH" really made me want to kick him in the face

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

Remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4rYWc4o-eY

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

ok then!

The President says the founder of Ford has good bloodlines.. If you’re not familiar with Henry Ford, I would encourage you to read more about him and specifically his actions during WW2 pic.twitter.com/vniaOSR2sX

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 21, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

I mean that's not a mistake, right? Like...who would say such a thing unless fully aware what he's doing

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link

you believe in that stuff? ha ha

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:40 (three years ago) link

One of those Presidents playing poker paintings but it’s Joe Kennedy, Prescott Bush, Henry Ford and Himmler.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link

you can get Fred Koch in there, like reaching down to pet a a dog poking its head out from under the table

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:55 (three years ago) link

dud

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:03 (three years ago) link

Is this even possible to believe? Can this be for real? Where is this nursing home, how is the victim doing?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 22, 2020

what the fuck is he talking about

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

This, I think: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/05/21/detroit-police-make-arrest-after-nursing-home-assault-video-surfaces/

MAGA BUTTONS PUSHED:

--Scary POC.

--Old, possibly White, People

--CAUGHT ON TAPE!

--In a state He's feuding with...

--...That has a Female Democrat Governor

MAGA OUTRAGE BINGO!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

"is this even possible to believe" asked the president of the united states, at the start of the greatest pandemic seen in america in multiple generations, regarding a felony assault
"yes" answered everyone

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

Where is this nursing home, the president asked

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 03:53 (three years ago) link

I mean that's not a mistake, right? Like...who would say such a thing unless fully aware what he's doing

I could imagine him not being fully aware but just repeating a thing bone-faced Nazi wretch Miller whispered in his ear just before walking on camera, but also Trump is a wrthless racist white supremacist so

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 06:20 (three years ago) link

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel torched President Trump after he failed to wear a mask while visiting a Ford plant outside of Detroit Thursday afternoon.

On Wednesday evening, Nessel urged Trump in an open letter ahead of his visit to comply with executive orders by Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) and Ford’s policy, which mandates masks in an effort to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus. Nessel then doubled down on her request during an interview on CNN the next morning, saying that if the President doesn’t adhere to the mask-wearing policy, he won’t be welcomed back to enclosed facilities in her state.

Although Trump brought a mask with the presidential seal during his visit to the Ford plant on Thursday, he refused to wear it on camera because he “didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it.”

When asked during an interview on CNN later Thursday about her thoughts on Trump refusing to wear a mask, Nessel responded that “it’s exactly right” that the President won’t be welcomed back to her state because his actions were “extremely disappointing and yet totally predictable.”

Nessel then compared Trump to a “petulant child who refuses to follow the rules” before adding that her remark is “no joke” due to the overwhelming amount of deaths nationwide from the COVID-19 pandemic.

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:25 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/vkn7YsL.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:27 (three years ago) link

apparently he's actually wearing the mask, "backstage", but refuses to wear it out where the cameras are? trump's vanity about his appearance vs his vanity about his reputation among his dumbass followers, T/S

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

or of course his constant desire to seem on a higher level than everyone else, like he doesn't have to follow the same rules (because look - he doesn't)

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link

fucking asshole

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/vkn7YsL.jpg
"I, the President, am in no way naked and am actualy wearing fine, fine new garments."

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 07:05 (three years ago) link

One of the potential side effects of his pet antimalarial drug is... hair loss.

I bless 2 Chainz down in Africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 May 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link

there's zero chance he's actually taking it, right?

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

is that Kayleigh McEnany there in the background...also not wearing a mask?

Dan S, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

Sure looks like her, gotta make sure the new boss isn't displeased.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

Wonder who the facepalm guy is?

Alert! The virus lives (Matt #2), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

Can someone in the press ask him why he's too chickenshit to have his photo taken with a mask, and get him to confirm whether or not it's derangement as a side effect of taking chloro?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

Sorry, only pre-approved and pre-screened questions from OANN are allowed to be presented to Dear Leader on days when he hasn't had his nap.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

After seeing that pic of him wearing the 'Presidential' mask, I find it strange that Trump chose hardmanning against masks instead of really going in on tacky MAGA & 45-branded masks (that ultimately would be less safe than regular masks).

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

tacky MAGA & 45-branded masks (that ultimately would be less safe than regular masks).

IIRC they made some. They were made out of glossy cardboard, looked like shit, and offered absolutely no protection.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 22 May 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

He explicitly stated that he didn't want to give the media the satisfaction of seeing him in a mask. So all this is yet another "own the libs" moment. The more oxygen we give it the more it feeds the MAGAgasm.

I bless Bad Brains down in Africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 May 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

The conservative Catholic ideologue who wore a mask he found in the gutter to own the libs is my fave

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 22 May 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

Trump's wig literally hazard yellow in that pic

nashwan, Friday, 22 May 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

He is unable to use the word "negative" when it's about himself.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/498990-trump-on-his-latest-coronavirus-test-i-tested-positively-toward

StanM, Friday, 22 May 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

It's bad that he surrounds himself with criminals; it's hilarious that he surrounds himself with idiots.

Kayleigh McEnany announced today that Trump was donating part of his presidential salary to HHS. She displayed one of his checks during the announcement.

She also displayed Trump's private bank account and routing numbers.https://t.co/UZhANooYA6

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 23, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link

It's bad that he surrounds himself with criminals; it's hilarious that he surrounds himself with idiots.

🐦[Kayleigh McEnany announced today that Trump was donating part of his presidential salary to HHS. She displayed one of his checks during the announcement.

She also displayed Trump’s private bank account and routing numbers.https://t.co/UZhANooYA6🕸
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 23, 2020🕸]🐦


Again, Tim Heidecker’s On Cinema character actually anticipates Trump.

Boring, Maryland, Saturday, 23 May 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

honestly surprised it took him this long to get golfing

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 May 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

hang on didn’t he make a big deal about not taking a salary when he was elected

a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 May 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

yes, he theatrically donates it every month, while rorting hundreds of millions more out in expenses and personal grift

Bleeqwot (sic), Saturday, 23 May 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

All I know about the Joe Scarborough case is what's in here, but this is creepy.

http://www.cnn.com/2020/05/26/media/trump-joe-scarborough-conspiracy-theory/index.html

clemenza, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

If it wasn't so infuriating, it would be hilarious to watch Twitter constantly rewriting their rules to justify keeping whatever Trump shits out up.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

trump is -- you guessed it -- increasingly isolated

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/05/trump-whines-about-his-covid-19-victimhood-as-campaign-flails

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

As one prominent Republican put it: “Right now the only person who can change the dynamic is Joe Biden.”

Joe Biden: Allright, who are we talking to today?

DJI, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link


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