Hospital.....

I never understood the "DO YOU HAVE AN APPETITE??" question.

But now I do. Thanks, fuckers. STOP WITH THE APPLESAUCE.

Try asking for custard.

Best of luck morbs x

Being transferred to Mt Sinai for cemo/possible transplant. Things not going especially great.

:(

Rooting for you, Morbs.

oh man. what is possibly getting transplanted?

hang in there bud

<3 stay strong Morbs

I thought maybe this was de-indexed, so understand if you don't wanna share

stem cells for my bone marrow, Hadrian

it's been done before

ah yes

here's hoping you won't need it

Borderline creepy diagnostic comments: "I love imaging your organs."

Ugh. Sorry

good thoughts, morbs xxx

I had a film T/A in college who was waiting for some of us to turn in our (late) papers and he would say things like “I’m dying to get my hands on your prose!”

tbf, your organs are v v v cuet morbs

not the ones inside

I love you. You can never leave

Morbs I have watched all the BP nominees from last year and I completely agree with you that LW was robbed. I hope you can get all the seasons of Maisel from where you are.

thx, I hope yr daughter is not that many years away from apprec'g Little Women.

I'd like to see M Maisel develop a personal style for her act more directly (w/out having her steal like the semi-husband)… maybe she'll end up in a landmark improv troupe like Barbara Harris.

hosp nutritionists thinking id love poundcake are a puzzle

AFTER A MONTH in, ive been told to wear a mask in the room whenever someone comes in. (every 7-20 minutes really)

must be new CDC Ouija board

please kill me, preferably with a spine-splitting shit

Bored. Feel nothing.

i wonder if they give poundcake as general placation.

are you tired of watching stuff?

takes lots of effort. also wifi craps out too often.

yeah my experience of hospital wifi was bad. there was a free tier & a pay tier. & you had to pay each day to get the tv to work! this was at a public hospital in France.

you can download stuff on netflix and amazon prime ( i am sure maybe others) if you want to store some stuff up because of the bad wifi.

I don't Netflix

wifi just has to be renewed every 60-90 mins. Pain in the ass!

OK, they brought me a mini-pizza for lunch.

with...

WITH…?

CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The ways of hospital nutritionists are mysterious indeed. Glad to see you can laugh about something.

'grilled chicken salad' was phaps worst yet

shdve known, but one can only eliminate after each mistake

here's hoping that particular elimination was a pleasurable one, morbius

they sound like they're trying to fatten you up!!

the 'salad' wouldn't fatten up Gandhi

I think there were 4 strips of chicken

cheese and crackers is always a good meal to me

agree though that hospital food in general is bad

they gave it with ACTUAL PIZZA though

New treatment plan in place. Three more weeks in here.

Sounds like an exit strategy to me, Doc - the good kind. Is it?

I guess, at best.

life is an exit strategy