The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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The Iraq Study Group is getting major play.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Mike -- mostly just hoarse sounding waffle. He's never sounded more like a bad Clinton imitator.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Timing is right for new leadership at the Pentagon!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

here we go, he's gone!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Who is Bob Gates?

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Bob Gates confirmed

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY PREZ RUNS DoD! Maybe.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Bush is giving it large to: US Sheriff in Charge of war on terror

Bob Gates in charge of US Defense

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Dubya currently sounding really irritated

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

MEET THE NEW SPOOK...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gates

Has to get house and senate confirmation, no? This one or the one from jan 3rd?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude is on the study group.

Too much of this is saying "We've been talking about this for WEEKS."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

He is telling Bin Laden not to smurk

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Enemies, do not be joyful we will git you.

Iraqis, we will stand with you

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The message to 'our enemies' is a treat. THANKS FOR THE BOILERPLATE.

"DO NOT BE FEARFUL, PEOPLE OF IRAQ!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, why all the long faces...


TIMING!!!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

TERRORITSTS WE STILL HATE U

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Troops we support you

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

What a shitbird. NOW he talks about "changing the tone" in DC – 6 years later

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

This is such a cave-in.

QUESTION TIME.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Red & Blue to Unite in cooperation

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Bush NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ANY MORE

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

What's up with Bush's cadence in this speech? It's just a series of statements delivered one after another the exact same way. He sounds like a disgruntled eighth grader in speech class.

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"AMERICA WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU without coffin photos"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh what a crazy two years this will be.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

BLACK AND WHITE UNITE

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

DO NOT BE JOYFUL

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

He sounds so defensive! This is ace.

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(Is Bush back on the wacky dust?)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

NRO barely saying anything. I suspect they're drinking hard.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

AGGIES! AGGIES IN THE PENTAGON!

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Bob gates brings respect and managerial experience.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This is immensely more satisfying than a Grammy thread, if not as funny.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy fuckin' snorted a line before getting in front of the podium.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

!?!?!!?!

Okay, I'm slackjawed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i fired rumsfeld cause my dad n his friends are in charge now, so can i go?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

he sounds totally defensive, his inflection is all exasperation. He's trying to concede defeat without conceding anything (a la troop drawdowns) and can't quite figure out how to do it.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The 'staying on' response -- W. T. F.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(Is Bush back on the wacky dust?)

No, he'd be displaying some degree of confidence then.

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

did Bush just basically say "I lied about Rum because..."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Bush is "assessing all the time... by myself" HAHAHAHAHA

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a lot of constant assessing and assessment going on

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wait so he just admitted to lying abt rumsfeld last week? this is not the bush i know and love.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

My God...won't someone think of The Daily Show?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"I thought we were going to do fine yesterday... shows what I know"

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"I've never met Gates. He'll make a fine DoD."


FRESH EYES!!!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

He doesn't appear to have a clue what to say. It's really embarrassing to watch.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The Daily Show is fucked. From the reports you guys are giving, how can the Daily Show top this?

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Number one on YouTube in a few minutes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

this is FUNNIER than the Daily Show!!!!!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link


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