Get well soon, Dr. Morbius!
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
take it easy morbs, sending my best wishes
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
I never understood the "DO YOU HAVE AN APPETITE??" question.
But now I do. Thanks, fuckers. STOP WITH THE APPLESAUCE.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
Try asking for custard.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
Best of luck morbs x
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 May 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
Being transferred to Mt Sinai for cemo/possible transplant. Things not going especially great.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
:(
Rooting for you, Morbs.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
oh man. what is possibly getting transplanted?
hang in there bud
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
<3 stay strong Morbs
― come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
I thought maybe this was de-indexed, so understand if you don't wanna share
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
stem cells for my bone marrow, Hadrian
it's been done before
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link
ah yes
here's hoping you won't need it
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
Borderline creepy diagnostic comments: "I love imaging your organs."
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
Ugh. Sorry
― Trouble Is My Métier (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
good thoughts, morbs xxx
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
I had a film T/A in college who was waiting for some of us to turn in our (late) papers and he would say things like “I’m dying to get my hands on your prose!”
― Trouble Is My Métier (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
tbf, your organs are v v v cuet morbs
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
not the ones inside
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
I love you. You can never leave
― flappy bird, Thursday, 28 May 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link
Morbs I have watched all the BP nominees from last year and I completely agree with you that LW was robbed. I hope you can get all the seasons of Maisel from where you are.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 May 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
thx, I hope yr daughter is not that many years away from apprec'g Little Women.
I'd like to see M Maisel develop a personal style for her act more directly (w/out having her steal like the semi-husband)… maybe she'll end up in a landmark improv troupe like Barbara Harris.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
hosp nutritionists thinking id love poundcake are a puzzle
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
AFTER A MONTH in, ive been told to wear a mask in the room whenever someone comes in. (every 7-20 minutes really)
must be new CDC Ouija board
please kill me, preferably with a spine-splitting shit
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
Bored. Feel nothing.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link
i wonder if they give poundcake as general placation.
― Yerac, Friday, 5 June 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link
are you tired of watching stuff?
― Yerac, Friday, 5 June 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link
takes lots of effort. also wifi craps out too often.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link
yeah my experience of hospital wifi was bad. there was a free tier & a pay tier. & you had to pay each day to get the tv to work! this was at a public hospital in France.
― Joey Corona (Euler), Friday, 5 June 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
you can download stuff on netflix and amazon prime ( i am sure maybe others) if you want to store some stuff up because of the bad wifi.
― Yerac, Friday, 5 June 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
I don't Netflix
wifi just has to be renewed every 60-90 mins. Pain in the ass!
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
OK, they brought me a mini-pizza for lunch.
with...
WITH…?
CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link
The ways of hospital nutritionists are mysterious indeed. Glad to see you can laugh about something.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
'grilled chicken salad' was phaps worst yet
shdve known, but one can only eliminate after each mistake
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
here's hoping that particular elimination was a pleasurable one, morbius
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
they sound like they're trying to fatten you up!!
― j., Friday, 5 June 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
the 'salad' wouldn't fatten up Gandhi
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
I think there were 4 strips of chicken
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
cheese and crackers is always a good meal to me
― Dan S, Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
agree though that hospital food in general is bad
― Dan S, Friday, 5 June 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
they gave it with ACTUAL PIZZA though
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
New treatment plan in place. Three more weeks in here.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
Sounds like an exit strategy to me, Doc - the good kind. Is it?
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link
I guess, at best.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
life is an exit strategy
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link