Top 100 Things the Singer's Mama Told Her/Him/Them

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-1. If I would make the bed and watch the telephone
That she would send me out to get a chocolate ice cream cone

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

-2. I know you've been out again with Fred.

peace, man, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

-3. ...ever since I was seven, "Hold your head up high"

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

-4. Go to school get your doctorate.
-5. Only Jesus can save us.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

-6. There was a king who ruled the land
His Majesty was in command
With silver eyes the scarlet eagle
Showered silver on the people

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

-7. Before I'm grown I'll find somebody I can call my own

Josefa, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link

-8. Pa and me, we give you room and bed

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

Haha, we just crossed in the post...

-8. "Look at this, you haven't done your bed."
-9. "That's a thing that you should do instead."
-10. "Try and get one thing into your head."
-11. "Pa and me, we give you room and bed."
-12. "Listen, I know you've been out again with Fred."
-13. "Don't you lie, your cheeks are blushing red."
-14. "If you want to hurt me, go ahead."
-15. "I suppose you'd rather see me dead."

mike t-diva, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

well i guess i'm off to spotify.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

Rough guess of 80-90 total songs so far with all the multiple quotes. Another 20 or so should be coming.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

-16. Women down the street, sonny
Gonna be the death of you

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

-17. Fuck the world and be so aggressive. Be so fluorescent, watch these hoes 'cause they so obsessive.
-18. I'ma work myself to death
-19. Be careful how you play your cards

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

1. Words of wisdom: "Let it be."

Does this mean that McCartney is actually Jesus?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

I think Mary is not an uncommon name for mothers and others.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

two short of 100 but I have a bunch of different renditions of the same song.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

Does this mean that McCartney is actually Jesus?

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, May 14, 2020 2:38 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Miracle: Macca's Mom = Mary!

peace, man, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

Yes, it's about his actual mother, whose name was Mary, and who died in the 50s.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

Catholic woman called Mary, never heard the like.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link

When asked if the phrase "Mother Mary" in the song referred to the mother of Jesus, McCartney has typically replied that listeners can interpret the song however they like.

--Wikipedia

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

well, that settles it. He is Jesus.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure he thinks he's more talented and worthy of love and respect than that.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

That was miraculously quick, forks.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

its the only thing i'm good at! maybe not, but some days it feels like it.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

yeah amazing playlist, quite a hunting expedition

Josefa, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

Just two days ago I was listening to a Philly Soul compilation when "Only the Strong Survive" came on, and I started thinking about how many songs involved what somebody's mama said. Quite a few, as it turns out.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

i think another hundred should be easy to come by; i appreciate that people are posting interesting and/or well-known songs instead of just googling up a list.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link


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