Top 100 Things the Singer's Mama Told Her/Him/Them

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37. Where there's angels there are demons.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

36. Straight ahead
Not to delay or be misled

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

35. I was a dancer before I could walk.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

forks to thread to make a spotify playlist

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

34. It's a shame, it's a downright disgrace

Lee626, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

33. Them continentals are little monkeys.

visiting, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

i will look into playlisting if we get to -25? That should get at least 100 spotifyable tracks.

32. Something she heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgYKw3wfyRY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

31. She saw him in Chinatown.

visiting, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

30. I know how it feels son, cause it runs in the family.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

29. Only the right girl could make me feel this way.

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

28. I'm gonna be the greatest man alive.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

27. Sade don't you come home too late, till you're back I stay awake.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

26. Baby, stay clean, there's no in-between.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link

25. the words that can get tupac back in focus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

24. Take time to know her (Percy Sledge)

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

If you do make a spotify playlist the song in spanish I mentioned is called “cuando era jovencito” / “cuando yo era un jovencito” which is actually a cover of Cottonfields that keeps the melody of the leadbelly original but changes the meaning of the lyrics completely. In spanish it becomes a song about a mom advicing his son about finding love.

I think the first version is by Los Apson, but there’s several covers including one by norteño legend, Ramon Ayala, which is the most popular version in Mexico. It isn’t unusual to hear it played live by banda/norteño groups, if you’re ever in Mexico and you end up in a seafood restaurant or a party were they have banda you can request it and there’s a high chance they know it. It’s sort of a staple, but most Ramon Ayala songs are.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

Another popular song in latin america for 23, “Tonta” by Grupo Mojado:

23. Mama me lo dijo una vez: Hija no te cases

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

Ihr sollt viel trinken

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

(22.)

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

21. called me a thief

flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

20. that she can't visit me in the pen
19. get up, go get that money

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

18. that one day it was gonna happen (but she never told me when)

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

17. be true to yourself and you can't go wrong

peace, man, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

16. That's the way it ought to stay

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

15. let that boy boogie

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

14. Act like a superstar. Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

13. Don't waste your time on a fella
Who doesn't love you
He'll only mislead you
Only grieve you
Don't worry about him
Do without him
Because there's too many fish in the sea

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

12. Gener, I wanna smell it.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

11. Son, please beware
There's this thing called love, and it's a-everywhere

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

10. Thatcha gotta jibboo

peace, man, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

9. All that you have is your soul

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

8. Ralentis. Désir ou amour, tu le sauras un jour.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

7. I always liked it slow

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

6. There’d be boys like you
5. Stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch

early rejecter, Thursday, 14 May 2020 04:38 (three years ago) link

4. Don’t take your guns to town

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2020 10:16 (three years ago) link

3. You sucked my pussy when you came out. Don't ever talk back. I handed you life and I'll snatch it back.

peace, man, Thursday, 14 May 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link

2. Watch what comes out your mouth

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

1. Words of wisdom: "Let it be."

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

-1. If I would make the bed and watch the telephone
That she would send me out to get a chocolate ice cream cone

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

-2. I know you've been out again with Fred.

peace, man, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

-3. ...ever since I was seven, "Hold your head up high"

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

-4. Go to school get your doctorate.
-5. Only Jesus can save us.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

-6. There was a king who ruled the land
His Majesty was in command
With silver eyes the scarlet eagle
Showered silver on the people

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

-7. Before I'm grown I'll find somebody I can call my own

Josefa, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link

-8. Pa and me, we give you room and bed

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

Haha, we just crossed in the post...

-8. "Look at this, you haven't done your bed."
-9. "That's a thing that you should do instead."
-10. "Try and get one thing into your head."
-11. "Pa and me, we give you room and bed."
-12. "Listen, I know you've been out again with Fred."
-13. "Don't you lie, your cheeks are blushing red."
-14. "If you want to hurt me, go ahead."
-15. "I suppose you'd rather see me dead."

mike t-diva, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

well i guess i'm off to spotify.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

Rough guess of 80-90 total songs so far with all the multiple quotes. Another 20 or so should be coming.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

-16. Women down the street, sonny
Gonna be the death of you

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

-17. Fuck the world and be so aggressive. Be so fluorescent, watch these hoes 'cause they so obsessive.
-18. I'ma work myself to death
-19. Be careful how you play your cards

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link


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