Top 100 Things the Singer's Mama Told Her/Him/Them

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63. Trust no ho, use a rubber.

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

62. Don't you play around town
61. To get things done you gotta go to school, ain't gonna have no fun
60. You're still too young, you gotta slow it down, ain't gonna have no fun

a slice of greater pastry (ledge), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Haha, I did that one re 68 but I think I got the words wrong.

― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Tuesday, May 12, 2020 4:53 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you did! Great minds think alike.

peace, man, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

my mama told me that

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

59. Eat a lot, sleep a lot, brush em lime crazy; Run a lot, do a lot, never be lazy

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

58. You're only 16, you don't have a rep yet
57. You go to school to learn, not for a fashion show
56. If they were laughing you don't need them 'cause they're not good friends

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

54. Shaddap You Face

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

53. here's your one chance Fancy, don't let me down

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

52. Y'all remember to wipe your feet
53. I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge:
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

not gonna fill the rest up with panic from the disco

brimstead, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

50. Come on home, girl / Too soon to lose my baby, my girl should be at home

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

49. Stop-a or I'm gonna tell papa

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

48. son, papa was a rolling stone
wherever he laid his hat was his home
and when he died, all he left us was alone

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

Each verse of Mother's Little Helper:
47. "Kids are different today"
46. "Things are different today"
45. "Men just aren't the same today"
54. "Life's much too hard today"

BrianB, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

44

BrianB, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

(t-shirt still sounds great btw)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

43 "only the strong survive"

that's not my post, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

42. You'll always be a baby to me.

the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

gotta admit, I didn't think we'd make it this far. Well done, everyone. Only 41 to go!

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

41. Sweet baby girl, God bless you my sweet girl, I'm so proud you're mine, I pray for you every night.

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

40. Perhaps this coat will bring you good luck and happiness.

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

39. don’t cuss and my teeth to go brush, and get ready for bed and the toilet to flush

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

38. She saw me on Jimmy Kimmel.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

37. Where there's angels there are demons.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

36. Straight ahead
Not to delay or be misled

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

35. I was a dancer before I could walk.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

forks to thread to make a spotify playlist

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

34. It's a shame, it's a downright disgrace

Lee626, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

33. Them continentals are little monkeys.

visiting, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

i will look into playlisting if we get to -25? That should get at least 100 spotifyable tracks.

32. Something she heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgYKw3wfyRY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

31. She saw him in Chinatown.

visiting, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

30. I know how it feels son, cause it runs in the family.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

29. Only the right girl could make me feel this way.

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

28. I'm gonna be the greatest man alive.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

27. Sade don't you come home too late, till you're back I stay awake.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

26. Baby, stay clean, there's no in-between.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link

25. the words that can get tupac back in focus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

24. Take time to know her (Percy Sledge)

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

If you do make a spotify playlist the song in spanish I mentioned is called “cuando era jovencito” / “cuando yo era un jovencito” which is actually a cover of Cottonfields that keeps the melody of the leadbelly original but changes the meaning of the lyrics completely. In spanish it becomes a song about a mom advicing his son about finding love.

I think the first version is by Los Apson, but there’s several covers including one by norteño legend, Ramon Ayala, which is the most popular version in Mexico. It isn’t unusual to hear it played live by banda/norteño groups, if you’re ever in Mexico and you end up in a seafood restaurant or a party were they have banda you can request it and there’s a high chance they know it. It’s sort of a staple, but most Ramon Ayala songs are.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

Another popular song in latin america for 23, “Tonta” by Grupo Mojado:

23. Mama me lo dijo una vez: Hija no te cases

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

Ihr sollt viel trinken

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

(22.)

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

21. called me a thief

flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

20. that she can't visit me in the pen
19. get up, go get that money

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

18. that one day it was gonna happen (but she never told me when)

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

17. be true to yourself and you can't go wrong

peace, man, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

16. That's the way it ought to stay

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

15. let that boy boogie

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

14. Act like a superstar. Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

13. Don't waste your time on a fella
Who doesn't love you
He'll only mislead you
Only grieve you
Don't worry about him
Do without him
Because there's too many fish in the sea

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

well i guess i'm off to spotify.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

Rough guess of 80-90 total songs so far with all the multiple quotes. Another 20 or so should be coming.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

-16. Women down the street, sonny
Gonna be the death of you

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

-17. Fuck the world and be so aggressive. Be so fluorescent, watch these hoes 'cause they so obsessive.
-18. I'ma work myself to death
-19. Be careful how you play your cards

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

1. Words of wisdom: "Let it be."

Does this mean that McCartney is actually Jesus?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

I think Mary is not an uncommon name for mothers and others.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

two short of 100 but I have a bunch of different renditions of the same song.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

Does this mean that McCartney is actually Jesus?

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, May 14, 2020 2:38 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Miracle: Macca's Mom = Mary!

peace, man, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

Yes, it's about his actual mother, whose name was Mary, and who died in the 50s.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

Catholic woman called Mary, never heard the like.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link

When asked if the phrase "Mother Mary" in the song referred to the mother of Jesus, McCartney has typically replied that listeners can interpret the song however they like.

--Wikipedia

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

well, that settles it. He is Jesus.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure he thinks he's more talented and worthy of love and respect than that.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

That was miraculously quick, forks.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

its the only thing i'm good at! maybe not, but some days it feels like it.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

yeah amazing playlist, quite a hunting expedition

Josefa, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

Just two days ago I was listening to a Philly Soul compilation when "Only the Strong Survive" came on, and I started thinking about how many songs involved what somebody's mama said. Quite a few, as it turns out.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

i think another hundred should be easy to come by; i appreciate that people are posting interesting and/or well-known songs instead of just googling up a list.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link


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