The Last Dance: In Praise of One Lone Gold Hoop Earring

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scottie has always been a weird socially awkward dude and an elite player

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

Dick Versace used to be on the Sunday late night local sports report and I must've missed half of everything he said because I was entranced by his "hair".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

it’s like he was too cheap for a toupeé and just glued some cushion filler to his head

it looks SO weird.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

I often think about how close the 94 bulls were to winning the title, how they probably would have beaten the rockets etc. And pippen pulled that shit in the midst of it! He was so close to building a legacy for himself as the mvp of a championship team but something inside him couldn’t tolerate Kukoc having a play run for him.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

its pretty funny he still feels running a play for kukoc was unacceptable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

also notable all these scores in 80s, an ot game in which neither teams gets to 100

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

xp Yeah I wouldn’t let it mar my opinion of him if he didn’t say he wouldn’t do anything differently if he could go back. wtf

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

id be apologizing my ass off for the last 25 years but a tip o the cap to him for walking his own path lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

It’s just so damn dumb. Doesnt change how much I like Pippen really at all but it’s like

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForcefulWideHoiho-size_restricted.gif

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

its especially funny considering kukoc hit the shot

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

I could only be just deeply embarrassed for him rewatching that...like, you won! How does he celebrate?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:55 (three years ago) link

Scottie saying he’d do the same again is SMDH wtf is wrong with u

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link

weird dude

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

i guess i find the pippen thing pretty overplayed. it didn't affect the outcome of the game or the series. he apologized right after. he had an out of character moment like all of us have.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

the idea that it's a stain on his legacy or something is bizarre to me.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

It's a juicy nugget

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

he’s a generally cool dude who acted like a jerk
that to me is news

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link

I was milling around the concourse at united center before a game during the Chris Duhon-Mike Sweetney Era and a side door opened right by me. Out comes Pippen wearing a Santa hat, pulling a huge wagon full of toys. Shocked, I say "Scottie!" and he extends a handshake. Totally enveloped my tiny girlish hands. He is one lanky dude. I remember having to crane my neck to look him in the eye (I'm 6'1").

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link

worth noting that although it worked out phil's idea of running a play for kukoc probably scanned as insane at the time, he was a rookie who ranked 11th on the team in true shooting. if they wanted to run a play for a shooter there were a couple of guys named steve kerr and bj armstrong.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link

kukoc hit a very difficult shot, it wasn't a good shot at all

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:47 (three years ago) link

yes, he didn't get a good look, idk what play they were running but process =/ result

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

Pippen is odd looking but he's hardly the most weirdly shaped dude on the Bulls, that would be Phil Jackson

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

all these scores in 80s, an ot game in which neither teams gets to 100

all through the 90s the NBA officiating, especially in the playoffs, allowed defenders to bang against, shove, muscle aside, hack, and occasionally outright mug offensive players. I hated that aspect of the era and I blame the Pat Riley Knicks as much as I blame the Bad Boy Pistons. To me that's not good hoops, and I'm much happier with the speedy, smooth, creative offensive flows of today's game.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link

I’ve always thought Scottie was really handsome. Watching this show has def given me a new appreciation for how CRAZY handsome MJ was; for some reason I didnt think so at the time but I have always been a committed contrarian when it counts lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

those knicks-heat series in the late 90's were torture xp

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

BJ wins the handsomest bull imo

Spottie, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 04:41 (three years ago) link

astonished that bj "babyface" armstrong still looks younger than me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link

just watched the last episode and my god the labradford smith story

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:04 (three years ago) link

they brushed over the "it was complete bullshit" revelation WAY TOO FAST

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:08 (three years ago) link

My mom def had (has?) a crush on MJ but also thought Horace Grant was pretty handsome: "look at those high cheekbones!"
Only other NBA player's looks I remember her commenting on was Rony Seikaly: "looks like a Greek god" lol.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:08 (three years ago) link

fascinating seeing winston cigarette advertising way up in the rafters in indy's arena in 95, i def don't remember that stuff being around sports arenas

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:29 (three years ago) link

worth noting that although it worked out phil's idea of running a play for kukoc probably scanned as insane at the time, he was a rookie who ranked 11th on the team in true shooting. if they wanted to run a play for a shooter there were a couple of guys named steve kerr and bj armstrong.


Kukoc is huge so if you got the ball to him he was gonna get a look. It’s a legit option when you’re at the end of the clock

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

This seems to be the same play pretty much?

https://youtu.be/uUTfJlezXPY

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

^ Good thing the official timekeeper was working for a Bulls home game, because from the moment the ball touched kukoc's hands to when it left them was more than 0.8 seconds.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

lol reggie was such a bastard what happened to him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

a truly all time heel who sucks so bad at his job now that i can barely appreciate what he used to be

Spottie, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

^ note MJ's tongue (in profile) and all the empty seats.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

^ Good thing the official timekeeper was working for a Bulls home game, because from the moment the ball touched kukoc's hands to when it left them was more than 0.8 seconds.


..... no?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

Not the fastest catch and shoot but that’s all it is, hard for that to be more than .7

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

He catches while airborne, comes down, plants, makes a feint, then elevates, then shoots... in 0.8?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

yes

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

watch it in slo mo

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

don't know what feint you're seeing there

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

I watched it again. Paused it and when he'd already caught it and was holding the ball at waist level, the clock shows.., 0.8 seconds.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

isn't it 1.8 on the clock for that shot?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

ANYWAY.. I just watched it again. not mentioned in the doc - pippen's last two good looks leading up to that were 1) a brick 2) giving up possession on a shot clock violation.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

and it's out of his hands with .3 left so..............

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

........the Bulls officially won the game.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

clock never really starts on the catch........because of the human brane

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link


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