The Last Dance: In Praise of One Lone Gold Hoop Earring

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you know what else seems to be off-limits? any breakdown of his actual skills whatsoever!

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, May 11, 2020 10:26 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah wld be cool for sure, does not seem to be this doc tho

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

Dr. Glaucomflecken

c'mon now

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 May 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

i did google the condition and its a real thing fwiw

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

also someone can be an eye doctor and a joker too!

Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Problematic.

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

Tobias Fünke style !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

he seems to cry quite easily these days

That cry came 45 mins into his 1st interview

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

after the "winning comes at a price" etc answer? it did seem odd to get choked up there idk

johnny crunch, Monday, 11 May 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

I'm hearing reports that Jordan is increasingly isolated

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

after the "winning comes at a price" etc answer? it did seem odd to get choked up there idk

― johnny crunch, Monday, May 11, 2020 bookmarkflaglink

thought the same thing

Spottie, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

my wife commented on it too

Spottie, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

yeah same

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

"Break."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

The whole conspiracy theory about MJ’s dad’s murder and MJ’s gambling was so fucked up - then Andrea Kremer sitting there on camera giving it more air! girl, bye

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

Also the whole time I’ve been watching this, I kept thinking how MJ reminds me of Shere Khan from the Jungle Book

This scene was PURE king of the jungle shit


The best part of the Doc is watching MJ laugh at Gary Payton #LastDance

pic.twitter.com/vAFo90Aken

— Vendetta Media (@media_vendetta) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

anyone who believes Stern forced him out understands nothing about how things work. "let's get read of the league's meal ticket, because word that he's a gambling addict mayyyyy come out. But after 1.5 seasons he can come back". Conspiracy theories are a mental disease.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

Who here believes that it was MJ's "style" as a teammate that got the Bulls their championships vs it was just his talent that pushed them over the top?

Is there an example of someone as competitive as Jordan who wasn't an asshole to his teammates? Is his competitiveness the reason he was the best of all time? He kinda seems to think so.

DJI, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

xpost Yeah it’s that whole thing of avoiding processing the tragedy as an act of chaos - it’s funny how the need to put concrete reasons behind the murder and have it ~make sense~ ironically allows for ideas that have little to no connection w reality

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

Kobe was not known for being easy to get along with...

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

Is there an example of someone as competitive as Jordan who wasn't an asshole to his teammates?

Giannis ??

frogbs, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

i feel like duncan is a good example of a player with that same drive to win, same passion, different skillset and different mindset

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

sidebar I Loved this moment too <3

Favorite moment of the week #lastdance
Pippen calling Jordan back 😬 pic.twitter.com/FkFXMZLzxM

— Saymyname (@iamabhiramhari) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

i only watched him at the VERY end of his career but I believe Kareem was ultra-competitive and a good teammate

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

the playoff game that Pippen sat out the last play on was ultra-painful to relive. I can totally see Cartwright crying about it in the locker room.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

good call on Duncan

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

Who here believes that it was MJ's "style" as a teammate that got the Bulls their championships vs it was just his talent that pushed them over the top?

He was a dick and it was unnecessary. There's ways to "hold your teammates to your own high standards" without being a dick, I'm sure of it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

VG, that was my favorite moment too.

scottie is super cool.

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

man i forgot about keith van horn

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Scottie is super cool*

*except when punking out on his own team by sulking over who gets to throw the buzzer beating shot. CMON SCOTTIE

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

i don't fully subscribe to the jay kang 'scottie was right' theory, but...

Scottie was right. Are you kidding me. He put aside everything for 3 chips, got underpaid and they want him to inbound the ball to some rookie who doesn’t play defense?

— kang👎 (@jaycaspiankang) May 11, 2020

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link

rmde

petty-ass gradeschool bullshit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

Shouldn’t you be inbounding to guys who are good at offense

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 May 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

THANK YOU

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB64fvG5zdw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

yeah lol, i agree that it was a punk move on scottie's part, but i kinda resent the fact that this one thing is apparently the career-defining moment for him, not the decades' worth of deference and selfless play.

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

the huge fight in the second quarter from that clip is shrugged off as no big deal; if that happened in 2019/2020 it would've been a GARGANTUAN story
i miss scrappy ball, ron artest has a lot to answer for

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

good on dick versace for offering his head as butterfly cocoon

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

i wanted so badly to draw droopy ears and a black nose on him like a dog

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

Kukoc's game winner was an incredible shot, kinda sad it was so overshadowed

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

dude gets the shaft so often! i feel bad for him.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

yeah he comes across really well in those interviews, very sensible attitude about all the crazy experiences he had

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

It's weird how he was never really beloved in Chicago. Liked, sure. I'm guessing because he was foreign when that was a pretty novel thing in American sports.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

And yeah fuck Scottie for that. It doesn't mar my opinion of him overall but that's something I'd expect from a preening top ranked hs recruit not an nba veteran with multiple rings.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

I think it's remembered so well partly because it seemed out of character

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

scottie has always been a weird socially awkward dude and an elite player

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

Dick Versace used to be on the Sunday late night local sports report and I must've missed half of everything he said because I was entranced by his "hair".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

it’s like he was too cheap for a toupeé and just glued some cushion filler to his head

it looks SO weird.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

I often think about how close the 94 bulls were to winning the title, how they probably would have beaten the rockets etc. And pippen pulled that shit in the midst of it! He was so close to building a legacy for himself as the mvp of a championship team but something inside him couldn’t tolerate Kukoc having a play run for him.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

its pretty funny he still feels running a play for kukoc was unacceptable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

also notable all these scores in 80s, an ot game in which neither teams gets to 100

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

xp Yeah I wouldn’t let it mar my opinion of him if he didn’t say he wouldn’t do anything differently if he could go back. wtf

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link


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