xp the type of people you want to stay 2m away from even in normal times
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!
― calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link
Coronavirus: Dorset knob-eating contest held online amid lockdown https://t.co/06f94JJOap— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) May 9, 2020
― mark s, Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Xma9CTQ.jpg
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 May 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link
β calzino, Saturday, May 9, 2020 8:51 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Lol this is a 100% true :-/. That tweet up here def HB's ugly side.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 May 2020 07:04 (three years ago) link
real england simhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO7zBMDXGN4
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 11 May 2020 07:40 (three years ago) link
did this guy get linked here already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidKpZEJj4E
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link
On the youtubers thread, happy to watch again though.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link
No, it was on the AMSR thread.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link
itβs the best. ogmios is my hero.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
I have noticed he seems even more chill in the second episode
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYflbwOXkAA1HBu?format=jpg&name=medium
I saw a tiny aged football hooligan sat on my hedge seig-heiling earlier.
― calzino, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
Games Workshop, owner of Warhammer, is now worth the same as Centrica, owner of British Gas.— Alex White (@AlexWhite1812) May 21, 2020
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/B0C3/production/_112415254_creamtea-nc.png
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 25 May 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
:D
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link
ooo i could murder a big bowl of peonies right now
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-beach-wales-thought-england-18306085
A woman who was stopped by police walking on a beach due to lockdown rules launched a tirade of abuse as she claimed she "didn't realise Wales wasn't in England" as she went on to call Welsh people a "bunch of b*******."In a video posted on social media, the woman can be seen arguing with two officers on a Gwynedd beach on Wednesday, the hottest day of the year so far, reports the Daily Post.The woman is understood to have travelled more than 100 miles from the West Midlands to Barmouth with her children, despite coronavirus lockdown rules.But when two police officers asked her to leave, she did not appear to understand the Welsh lockdown rules, claiming she was within her rights to be there because βBoris Johnson said that you canβ.
In a video posted on social media, the woman can be seen arguing with two officers on a Gwynedd beach on Wednesday, the hottest day of the year so far, reports the Daily Post.
The woman is understood to have travelled more than 100 miles from the West Midlands to Barmouth with her children, despite coronavirus lockdown rules.
But when two police officers asked her to leave, she did not appear to understand the Welsh lockdown rules, claiming she was within her rights to be there because βBoris Johnson said that you canβ.
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 May 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
Usain Bolt from Barnsley pic.twitter.com/w3GuNhQb4K— ππ½πππ π» (@clbzyx) May 30, 2020
― calzino, Monday, 1 June 2020 09:14 (three years ago) link
lmao
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 1 June 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiv-Rw2OgRQ
a youtube train spotter who has a bizarre enthusiasm for those creaking nightmarish pacer trains that blight all our lives in the north:
"here's the inside of one of the Class 142's with the bench style seating (the best kind)"
― calzino, Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link
Just watched the Ogmios, it is very excellent, improved by the fact that where he's driving around is very much my manor (house)
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 June 2020 07:51 (three years ago) link
We need a 'Real Scotland' thread.
A disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."#MankySwanhttps://t.co/5HRG8PTj1O— The Daily Record (@Daily_Record) June 5, 2020
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:58 (three years ago) link
The proliferation of cruel anti-cow graffiti (as reported on brass eye) is now getting directed at swans, you hate to see it.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 June 2020 10:07 (three years ago) link
Watch to the very end.
pic.twitter.com/MTpDOD5Try— Happening π (@witzhappening) June 8, 2020
― nashwan, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
looool
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 11 June 2020 10:57 (three years ago) link
The dude filming it calling him a legend, laughing his ass off but just before the end says "he went that way"...
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 11 June 2020 10:58 (three years ago) link
Another one, this is strange now.
― nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
Like something straight out of the Beano, but it does look a bit fake. Police don't normally wear the chinstrap down like that iirc?
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 11 June 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
They do in a high-scamp area though.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 June 2020 06:12 (three years ago) link
Iβm calling the police pic.twitter.com/1WIG3bhQZR— mnrrntt2 and 87 (@mnrrntt) June 21, 2020
― calzino, Sunday, 21 June 2020 11:52 (three years ago) link
from the led by donkeys wikipedia page
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/A_Led_by_Donkeys_billboard_quoting_Boris_Johnson_saying_leaving_the_EU_will_cause_uncertainty.jpg
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
Knife fight between daytripping Londoners near the amusements at Bournemouth Pier is pretty retro Real England.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:13 (three years ago) link
Knife fight at a beach rave in Sheppey, a more modern approach.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link
Let's hope the Teds stay out of it this time
― tired of waiting for icu (Matt #2), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:23 (three years ago) link
Still with Kent Online,
Controversy struck yesterday after Kent Police tweeted out a photo of two officers holding the Gypsy Roma Traveller flag, prompting hundreds of angry responses from the public.....Mr Ferrari shot back at the councillor, arguing that police should not get involved in political campaigning and asking him: "Why fly a flag for Gypsy rights?"The LBC host continued to tell listeners about his time living in Kent, when a toilet and plasterboard was dumped into his parent's land, to which Cllr Osborne said we should be careful to point fingers at who is responsible for fly-tipping.Mr Ferarri added: "Why can they not tweet quick enough about Gypsy rights, but we have to ask about Armed Forces Day?"
....
Mr Ferrari shot back at the councillor, arguing that police should not get involved in political campaigning and asking him: "Why fly a flag for Gypsy rights?"
The LBC host continued to tell listeners about his time living in Kent, when a toilet and plasterboard was dumped into his parent's land, to which Cllr Osborne said we should be careful to point fingers at who is responsible for fly-tipping.
Mr Ferarri added: "Why can they not tweet quick enough about Gypsy rights, but we have to ask about Armed Forces Day?"
Illustrated with this picture of Cllr Osborne for some reason.
https://i.postimg.cc/GmCZyPcP/LSB15-HVHRLNQDEYO5-LEH.jpg
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:24 (three years ago) link
i noticed via the radio the other day that it's Armed Forces *Week*, not just a simple day for our brave boys and girls
then the Beeb had some chinless cunt doing PR for the military but i turned over
― never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Armed Forces 24/7 365 in Kent, baby.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
shitting in burger box at the beach is classic Real England
12 tonnes of rubbish left on Bournemouth beach yesterday. People had even defecated in burger boxes & left on beach. We are creating a pandemic & pollution hell on Earth #Covid19UK #plasticpollution pic.twitter.com/FoYcvligF1— dominic dyer (@domdyer70) June 25, 2020
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
i can only imagine with a shudder of gratitude for being elsewhere
― never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
U aim for the box, u best not miss
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
There was once this really unpleasant character who used to often hog the local phone box for hours (this was in the pre-mobile phone era) and often make innapeopriately sexual comments to any children in the area. So My partner's nephew and neice decided to leave him a present in the phone box, they shat in a ferrerero Roche box and left it on the shelf for him. He definitely wasn't impressed when he opened it!
― calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
So many questions.
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:13 (three years ago) link
Like one big shit or loads of little ones, one for each chocolate?
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
Lmao. 'Yo dawg we heard you're being a shit in a box, so we put a shit in a box in the box you're a shit in'
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
You ask that and not whether it was wrapped in gold foil?
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
I can't remember which one shat in it but they were 12 and 13 years old at the time if that helps!
― calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:15 (three years ago) link
Clearly the trick is to drop a massive tartare-induced deuce then to carefully sculpt it into a dozen chocolatey pebbles before wrapping them, Midas-like, in foils of gold.
― pomenitul, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
Probably advisable for the 13 year old to play the Ambassador, bit more gravitas.
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
Stage one: open the box
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link
Nothing was wrapped, so God knows why this fule even picked the box up, but he did!
― calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link