TS: Lewis vs Morse

Maths geek listening to Muse ergo clearly deserves to die

Lol Peggy Mount in two minute nun cameo

God Morse is a sex pest

Still getting handsy with the only surviving criminal

You should try the Elmore Leonard novel where the hero hits on his girlfriend outside the rape clinic

The unemployment rate amongst posh elfin actresses must have shot up when they stopped making Lewis

lol true

I don't know, I have Britbox and there are roughly 5,000 murder mysteries on there packed with posh elfins and hapless dad bods

i love Endeavour (esp w mustache) & enjoy Lewis (though Hathaway holds most of the appeal there)... is it weird i’ve never watched Morse? mum used to watch, feel like i absorbed it vicariously

i am v fucked off that britbox & acorn stole all
most of the brit detective shows off Prime

went to do a rewatch of Cracker but it was the bloody American remake! /vomit emoji

i am v fucked off that britbox & acorn stole most of the brit detective shows off Prime

take it to the JiC thread

shush

truly this thread was my "horror cannot be set in space" lol

also i see that wikipedia have deleted the list of the name of midsomer villages, which is like the burning of the library of alexandria x one trillion

Ffs the librarians that burn their own holdings

i love Endeavour (esp w mustache) & enjoy Lewis (though Hathaway holds most of the appeal there)..

Probably best not to read about the subsequent exploits of the actor who played Hathaway then. Could never stand him myself.

Hathaway and shite

hitchcock: "actors are cattle"
you, aghast: "hitchcock is cancelled!"
actors: "hold my beer"

Probably best not to read about the subsequent exploits of the actor who played Hathaway then. Could never stand him myself.

How about talentless posh cunt from a long line of privileged right wing wankers?

Yeah that's one of the more disappointing of disappointments in People Who Turn Out to Be Shitheads.

we called Fox the Gwyneth Paltrow of British TV because women liked him but men instantly hated him and were later vindicated by his despicable behavior

anyway xpost, but I can't really rewatch Morse these days either. It's A. ponderously slow and B. the morality on display hasn't aged well. I'm more excited about a new season of Shakespeare and Hathaway, speaking of Hathaways. The mysteries are barely half a step above Death in Paradise but the leads are so delightful I don't care.

Hathaway's mayoral candidate video came up as one of my pre-rolls on YouTube and I felt like I must have done something shameful to deserve it.

we called Fox the Gwyneth Paltrow of British TV because women liked him but men instantly hated him

tbft that line of posh privileged wankers it did at one time include some actors who (despite being cattle) were good not bad

AS ACTORS

"Kill the actors"

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/8/8c/Prod68_03.jpg/600px-Prod68_03.jpg

i still enjoy Hathaway tbh not sure Lozza's shenanigans don't add layers

adding in "(the ACAB years)" to every series of all procedurals ever, and never being wrong

also i stand by the hathaway backstory-reset as a tool to interpret this show

the only constants in Hathaway's backstory are god-bothering and jazz fusion and i'm sure there's an exception to them somewhere

shocking how less than 10 years ago i'd never watched Lewis and now i can quote whole eps

Poor old Lewis stuck with that miserable old git Morse then the possibly even more miserable Hathaway.

Lewis excels above Endeavor and Morse at the crucial police/detective procedural scene: having coffee at a picturesque local cafe and talking about murder, then suddenly having to leave

also lewis has a competent boss: morse just the "maverick" to tropey mctroutface or whatever he's called

even Innocent goes a bit Oxford Mafia every now and then tho

It’s been awhile since I watched Morse, but I seem to remember in the first few episodes he wasn’t actually that good at solving the crimes.

Yes, Morse got it wrong in quite a few episodes throughout the series: "The Silent World of Nicholas Quinn", "Driven to Distraction" (where he victimised an innocent car dealer), the one set in Australia ("Promised Land") and particularly "Dead on Time", when he meets his former fiancée again and remains clueless right to the end. Not sure whether this is also a feature of Colin Dexter's books.

Quick ten minutes of "Morse Goes Raving" is as terrible as I remember but also weirdly brilliantly peak Morse

Not you Boyle you're shit sit down

somehow it's also all about angels iirc

Getaway car hitting a tree at 5 mph and exploding in a ball of flame just made me hurt myself laughing

Fuck me now it's the dork who replaced Nick Berry in Heartbeat with huge bouffant ebergy

e-bergy! e-bergy! it's ebbernee-bergy!

particularly "Dead on Time", when he meets his former fiancée again and remains clueless right to the end. Not sure whether this is also a feature of Colin Dexter's books.

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Absolutely love how Lewis solved the case and doesn't let Morse know just because of his affection for him.

talentless posh cunt from a long line of privileged right wing wankers made it to our front pages, ugh:

https://www.volkskrant.nl/nieuws-achtergrond/britse-acteur-die-londen-veel-te-woke-vindt-wil-daar-burgemeester-worden~be792e98/

Hugh Grant has been flirting with the Liberal Democrats for years, mainly out of personal dissatisfaction with Brexit and the power of the conservative press.

this posh cunt needs sending to the gulag as well!

They're showing the very first Morse ep, and Holy Fuck John Thaw was only 44 when it was filmed. I mean, he was one of those guys who always looked old, but damn.

turned my TV on and there's morse being horny lol

wait did this posh woman just call someone a "stupid little cvnt"?

now watching morse from the very very start

it's kind of a compressed speed-run of everything that follows (morse is horny, the musical lady in question does not survive; strange is exasperated, tho to be fair in a more kindly way than will be the case in the future; lewis is barely out of his teens and full of not-yet-squashed vim)

i think "Morse in leather jacket" is the second ep not the first but it sure is a treat

lewis just gave morse this reason he must be wrong abt a deduction: "that's because you're in a bad mood!" (said very perkily)