Real England

Aww RIP Chick Pizz. I’ve not lived there for 3 or so years, I didn’t know

pretty sure I had a Millennium Kebab after lurching off a night bus in 2013

Hebden Bridge yesterday - Photo posted on Facebook by fella called Ralph Nimmann (third from left). He's getting called 'heroic' by his friends for standing up against 'the establishment'. I have other words to dscribe him and this group... pic.twitter.com/Lvz0F8N7ge

— Dave Haslam (@Mr_Dave_Haslam) May 9, 2020

oh christ .. the state of these braindead hippies!

that sheppey tank fella upthread...minster is a town we walked to and yeah it is exactly the sort of place where that would happen

xp the type of people you want to stay 2m away from even in normal times

I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!

Coronavirus: Dorset knob-eating contest held online amid lockdown https://t.co/06f94JJOap

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) May 9, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/Xma9CTQ.jpg

I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!

― calzino, Saturday, May 9, 2020 8:51 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol this is a 100% true :-/. That tweet up here def HB's ugly side.

real england sim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO7zBMDXGN4

did this guy get linked here already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidKpZEJj4E

On the youtubers thread, happy to watch again though.

No, it was on the AMSR thread.

it’s the best. ogmios is my hero.

I have noticed he seems even more chill in the second episode

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYflbwOXkAA1HBu?format=jpg&name=medium

I saw a tiny aged football hooligan sat on my hedge seig-heiling earlier.

Games Workshop, owner of Warhammer, is now worth the same as Centrica, owner of British Gas.

— Alex White (@AlexWhite1812) May 21, 2020

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/B0C3/production/_112415254_creamtea-nc.png

:D

ooo i could murder a big bowl of peonies right now

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-beach-wales-thought-england-18306085

A woman who was stopped by police walking on a beach due to lockdown rules launched a tirade of abuse as she claimed she "didn't realise Wales wasn't in England" as she went on to call Welsh people a "bunch of b*******."

In a video posted on social media, the woman can be seen arguing with two officers on a Gwynedd beach on Wednesday, the hottest day of the year so far, reports the Daily Post.

The woman is understood to have travelled more than 100 miles from the West Midlands to Barmouth with her children, despite coronavirus lockdown rules.

But when two police officers asked her to leave, she did not appear to understand the Welsh lockdown rules, claiming she was within her rights to be there because “Boris Johnson said that you can”.

Usain Bolt from Barnsley pic.twitter.com/w3GuNhQb4K

— 𝒞𝒽𝓁𝑜𝑒 🌻 (@clbzyx) May 30, 2020

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiv-Rw2OgRQ

a youtube train spotter who has a bizarre enthusiasm for those creaking nightmarish pacer trains that blight all our lives in the north:

"here's the inside of one of the Class 142's with the bench style seating (the best kind)"

Just watched the Ogmios, it is very excellent, improved by the fact that where he's driving around is very much my manor (house)

We need a 'Real Scotland' thread.

A disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."#MankySwanhttps://t.co/5HRG8PTj1O

— The Daily Record (@Daily_Record) June 5, 2020

The proliferation of cruel anti-cow graffiti (as reported on brass eye) is now getting directed at swans, you hate to see it.

Watch to the very end.

pic.twitter.com/MTpDOD5Try

— Happening 🔞 (@witzhappening) June 8, 2020

looool

The dude filming it calling him a legend, laughing his ass off but just before the end says "he went that way"...

Another one, this is strange now.

Like something straight out of the Beano, but it does look a bit fake. Police don't normally wear the chinstrap down like that iirc?

They do in a high-scamp area though.

I’m calling the police pic.twitter.com/1WIG3bhQZR

— mnrrntt2 and 87 (@mnrrntt) June 21, 2020

from the led by donkeys wikipedia page

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/A_Led_by_Donkeys_billboard_quoting_Boris_Johnson_saying_leaving_the_EU_will_cause_uncertainty.jpg

Knife fight between daytripping Londoners near the amusements at Bournemouth Pier is pretty retro Real England.

Knife fight at a beach rave in Sheppey, a more modern approach.

Let's hope the Teds stay out of it this time

Still with Kent Online,

Controversy struck yesterday after Kent Police tweeted out a photo of two officers holding the Gypsy Roma Traveller flag, prompting hundreds of angry responses from the public.

....

Mr Ferrari shot back at the councillor, arguing that police should not get involved in political campaigning and asking him: "Why fly a flag for Gypsy rights?"

The LBC host continued to tell listeners about his time living in Kent, when a toilet and plasterboard was dumped into his parent's land, to which Cllr Osborne said we should be careful to point fingers at who is responsible for fly-tipping.

Mr Ferarri added: "Why can they not tweet quick enough about Gypsy rights, but we have to ask about Armed Forces Day?"

Illustrated with this picture of Cllr Osborne for some reason.

https://i.postimg.cc/GmCZyPcP/LSB15-HVHRLNQDEYO5-LEH.jpg

i noticed via the radio the other day that it's Armed Forces *Week*, not just a simple day for our brave boys and girls

then the Beeb had some chinless cunt doing PR for the military but i turned over

Armed Forces 24/7 365 in Kent, baby.

shitting in burger box at the beach is classic Real England

12 tonnes of rubbish left on Bournemouth beach yesterday. People had even defecated in burger boxes & left on beach. We are creating a pandemic & pollution hell on Earth #Covid19UK #plasticpollution pic.twitter.com/FoYcvligF1

— dominic dyer (@domdyer70) June 25, 2020

i can only imagine with a shudder of gratitude for being elsewhere

U aim for the box, u best not miss

There was once this really unpleasant character who used to often hog the local phone box for hours (this was in the pre-mobile phone era) and often make innapeopriately sexual comments to any children in the area. So My partner's nephew and neice decided to leave him a present in the phone box, they shat in a ferrerero Roche box and left it on the shelf for him. He definitely wasn't impressed when he opened it!

So many questions.

Like one big shit or loads of little ones, one for each chocolate?

Lmao. 'Yo dawg we heard you're being a shit in a box, so we put a shit in a box in the box you're a shit in'

You ask that and not whether it was wrapped in gold foil?

I can't remember which one shat in it but they were 12 and 13 years old at the time if that helps!