love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

Xp that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Fair play to Sub-Zero getting included in that lineup of total legends

one along the "more heroes" window features blobby, raoul moat and the cat-bin lady

I heard capt tom is releasing a charity single a cover of Kevin Gates "I got two dicks!"

one for the plug and one for the load?

Next time someone makes a song and dance about journalists being vital in holding governments to account, you should play them footage of UK's finest asking questions of government ministers at these daily coronavirus briefings - fucking pathetic.

Heard that Laura K has switched up her daily opening question from "when will the lockdown end?" to "aren't you ending the lockdown too soon?"

Raab says the government is looking very carefully at why BAME people are more at risk. When it gets those findings, it will consider what action to take.

Yeah, real fucking mystery.

Heard that Laura K has switched up her daily opening question from "when will the lockdown end?" to "aren't you ending the lockdown too soon?"

I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.

British media today: "Can I just shock you? I like lockdown - despite what I said earlier." pic.twitter.com/B8LaHq0c22

— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) May 7, 2020

If you can craft Daedric Armour in Skyrim, are you still working class?

— Rosewood Shoehorn (@apiarism) May 7, 2020

Did the clapping thing happen tonight or has everyone given up on it?

there was quite a lot around our way, yeah

I didn't hear anything here in deepest Tory voting West Yorkshire. It's been 20+ degrees today and lots of people are drinking in their gardens and maybe are growing weary of it - idk

i think they're saving it for the two world wars and one world cup rally tomorrow

It happened, and in my estate was followed 30 minutes later by one of the neighbours on a loudspeaker doing a call to iftar prayers.

Did the clapping thing happen tonight or has everyone given up on it?

Louder than ever tonight in my neighbourhood - or maybe that's because I had the windows open and wasn't watching the telly or listening to music.

Wildly disappointed in our Scottish contingent today.

Thank you to the hundreds of people who joined our meetings for Glasgow and Fife today.

I appreciate your honesty and really value hearing your thoughts on how Labour can win back trust in Scotland. #CallKeir pic.twitter.com/BTS1k4B80Z

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) May 7, 2020

wait Starmzy looks pished there

Xp Whole street was out here. There's literally hundreds of 'NHS' signs up around and about the place. I mean most are probably the result of parents desperate for something to occupy their kids but still.

can’t believe i missed my chance to show starmzy my arsehole

he looks like he's seen somebody's

i’ve let us all down and i’m distraught tbh

i didn't realise that both that twat from the manic street preachers and frank bough are living in Scotland now

i didn't realise that oh wait i see what you mean

frank bough in a banana suit

nicky wire in a *redacted*

Can’t believe @Keir_Starmer just said to the camera man ‘did you get all you need?’ as caught on @SkyNews #ClapForOurCarers #NHSclap @DailyMailUK pic.twitter.com/Hr9YwszjdC

— Freddie Hickman (@freddiehickman_) May 7, 2020

have you got what you need says establishment lackey son of a tool maker.

Corbyn's version was more like: Have you finished tearing flesh off my face whilst superimposing the Kremlin into my backdrop and then completely misquoting me.

“Have you got what you need?” = “get the fuck out of my garden” or a VERY common interaction between broadcast journalists and their subjects.

Nobody on my street claps but the next door neighbour has played 'we'll meet again' at ear splitting volume exactly at 8 PM for the past 5 nights followed by 'YNWA' and 'Land of Hope and Glory'. Not sure what's going on there tbh.

One England flag and one Union flag across the rose garden, bleah.

i didn't realise that both that twat from the manic street preachers and frank bough are living in Scotland now

You'll have to be a bit more specific on which twat tbh.

top right hand corner and underneath!

oh yeah!

at least the manic street preachers aren't the stereophonics tho

“Have you got what you need?” = “get the fuck out of my garden”

it was spoken more like he was talking to friends tbh. Seeing as they are currently blowing so much smoke up his worthless arse he wouldn't that impolite to them!

nothing has been learned from the folly of 2015 Labour despite Ed being on the team, these wankers in his garden will turn against him at a later more opportune moment and meanwhile millions of people will really be politically homeless rather than the term just being posturing nonsense used by posh people to undermine the left and ethnic and social underclass self interest voters.

I’m that cameraman he was talking to - he asked me as a way to clear the path to bring his daughter over from across the road. https://t.co/IAhgybr5W2

— Marc Ward (@MarcStevenPhoto) May 7, 2020

I’m that cameraman he was talking to - he asked me as a way to clear the path to bring his daughter over from across the road. https://t.co/IAhgybr5W2

— Marc Ward (@MarcStevenPhoto) May 7, 2020

I gotta stop hitting “Post Anyway”

TELEGRAPH: ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩ : we owe it to VE Day generation to protect them from virus in care homes #TomorrowsPapersToday pic.twitter.com/59BgkJvG6X

— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) May 7, 2020

that should win over the button-tuftons easily, great job starmzy

Picture of Johnson on today's Telegraph suggested he is still sick AF

Full moon tonight, the meltsplainers cycle has begun!

last night as i lay in bed, about to drift off, it occurred to me that yes, there is a twin crisis. of: 1) health 2) unemployment and the wider economy

and it further occurred to me that all of our/labour's ire, such as it is, is directed towards 1 i.e. why did bj waste february, where's the ppe, why has the nhs been allowed to become so dramatically underfunded for 10 years, why is procurement so shit, etc

and while yes, all those things are true, they are also the sorts of things that can bedevil any administration in any crisis to a greater or lesser degree. i tend to think voters will cut governments some - or even quite a bit of - slack for fumbles and fuck-ups in a 'black swan event' even if it leads to deaths. it's a war, bad shit happens in a war, let's not get too down on ourselves - we're all trying our best. labour shouldn't stop pointing these things out. but i think it will not get that much traction.

where labour has a moral duty to shout louder, and more forcefully, and with conviction, every day, and on a subject where it holds the trump cards, is on #2.

have you guys realised that there are now suddenly, without warning, tens of millions of people without work?? this sort of thing just doesn't happen! ever! it's just extremely rare in history - the volume and the quickness of it. it often presages Extremely Bad Shit for ruling elites but sometimes also for everyone else. we're all sort of skating past it at the moment but it is true that the govt can't just guarantee 80% of wages to prop up a collection of zombie firms that will never actually come back.

the only solution to #2 is a radical programme of work. it's actually not that complicated. let me put it to you this way.

1) there is lots of work to be done
2) there are tens of millions of unemployed

if the private sector can't match up these unemployed people with the work that needs to be done - for society, for the ill, for the environment, for our infrastructure - then the people need to act. it's that simple. the tories haven't got a fucking clue what to do here. but labour might.

Anyone know what time this stirring flypast is occurring, specifically in London?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/08/raf-jets-to-roar-over-uk-to-mark-75th-anniversary-of-ve-day

RAF jets will roar over Britain to mark the 75th anniversary of VE Day, as Boris Johnson urged the nation to unite in tribute to the achievement and sacrifice of the wartime generation.

The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall will lead a two-minute silence from Scotland on a day of celebration and commemoration which also includes a “national toast”, an address by the Queen, and a nationwide sing-a-long of Vera Lynn’s We’ll Meet Again.

Original plans for VE Day 75 were cancelled due to Covid-19, so national events have been adapted. The public in lockdown is encouraged to celebrate Victory in Europe from their gardens, doorsteps and living rooms.

Right about 15 minutes ago? I was getting my walk in and they went over while I was crossing the Millennium Bridge.

Thought I heard something! Guess they couldn't be bothered with Manor House.

yeah, just then i think

(just heard *something* loud go over my flat (W12) and i often get the tail end of any queen's birthday flypasts on their way back)