love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

I feel a two-part ITV crime drama starring David Tennant coming on.

Johnson has been routinely terrible at answering questions on TV. No reason this would be any different in the HoC. And does it matter in his case? Clearly not.

Yes, as Matt says, the idea is more important than the reality.

The Telegraph has now announced the end of the lockdown four times, to no avail pic.twitter.com/wX7oBqmSbv

— Will Davies (@davies_will) May 7, 2020

death by repetition

BBC were pre-announcing it this morning, looks like something's going to happen

Many dozens of people in the park sunbathing yesterday tbh

it pains me that there ought to be a sensible approach to letting people be outside but any slackening on the government message will probably lead to people being dicks and another spike

then again most of the people who are actual dicks are already being dicks so shrug i dunno

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8296289/Black-people-FOUR-TIMES-likely-die-coronavirus-white-people.html

"and that's ok"

I think that introducing ambiguities into what can and can't be done is almost inevitable and is going to be a problem later down the line. I have zero confidence in the government to communicate it clearly - or at least without a load of unnecessary faffing around first. At the same time I am absolutely desperate to be able to at least sit in the park this summer.

There are going to be big problems with smaller and more popular green spaces as well. It's going to be impossible to open up London Fields on a hot day with any degree of social distancing, for example.

totally privileged viewpoint here but my god getting some kind of kid-playdates back (even attempted socially-distanced ones like the new Irish rules suggest) would ease perhaps the worst bit of this lockdown for me

The problem with all this stuff coming out via leaks is that there's not much opportunity get a sense of how the government is going to message 'if we hadn't locked down when there were 700 new cases per day, we'd have had a huge spike' at the same time as 'relaxing the lockdown when there are 6000 new cases per day doesn't risk a huge spike'.

pic.twitter.com/ci7LXOLcPA

— jack (@jrc1921) May 7, 2020

a bit of hand-waving, random mumble, cheeky grin, wiff-waff, sorted

Yeah, fanciful dreams aside I'm not sure exactly how significant the weekend's announcement can actually be in the immediate term beyond "when we hit point X we'll do Y". xp

they were saying on the tv that there was a review built into the original lockdown, and that this is just that.

i don't trust them to stop this any better than they started it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/07/revealed-the-secret-report-that-gave-ministers-warning-of-care-home-coronavirus-crisis

Sturgeon says no decisions have been made at Cobra yet about what Johnson might announce on Sunday - she says there could be a call later today to talk about it, making clear that Scotland could take a separate path

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) May 7, 2020

sure is gonna be fun when Scotland stays in lockdown but Westminster withdraws the furlough scheme

Great time for the UK goverment to be testing the Union even further.

It sounds like some Welsh ministers aren't happy with the testers being sent out by cchq either, they've still got the Stereophonics ringing in their ears

tfw capt tom has no trousers and two dicks

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXZaRSiX0AEzJwL?format=jpg

the ODB is defiling a poppy with one of his dicks, will never be able to eat his horror cake face after this!

Xp that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Fair play to Sub-Zero getting included in that lineup of total legends

one along the "more heroes" window features blobby, raoul moat and the cat-bin lady

I heard capt tom is releasing a charity single a cover of Kevin Gates "I got two dicks!"

one for the plug and one for the load?

Next time someone makes a song and dance about journalists being vital in holding governments to account, you should play them footage of UK's finest asking questions of government ministers at these daily coronavirus briefings - fucking pathetic.

Heard that Laura K has switched up her daily opening question from "when will the lockdown end?" to "aren't you ending the lockdown too soon?"

Raab says the government is looking very carefully at why BAME people are more at risk. When it gets those findings, it will consider what action to take.

Yeah, real fucking mystery.

Heard that Laura K has switched up her daily opening question from "when will the lockdown end?" to "aren't you ending the lockdown too soon?"

I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.

British media today: "Can I just shock you? I like lockdown - despite what I said earlier." pic.twitter.com/B8LaHq0c22

— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) May 7, 2020

If you can craft Daedric Armour in Skyrim, are you still working class?

— Rosewood Shoehorn (@apiarism) May 7, 2020

Did the clapping thing happen tonight or has everyone given up on it?

there was quite a lot around our way, yeah

I didn't hear anything here in deepest Tory voting West Yorkshire. It's been 20+ degrees today and lots of people are drinking in their gardens and maybe are growing weary of it - idk

i think they're saving it for the two world wars and one world cup rally tomorrow

It happened, and in my estate was followed 30 minutes later by one of the neighbours on a loudspeaker doing a call to iftar prayers.

Did the clapping thing happen tonight or has everyone given up on it?

Louder than ever tonight in my neighbourhood - or maybe that's because I had the windows open and wasn't watching the telly or listening to music.

Wildly disappointed in our Scottish contingent today.

Thank you to the hundreds of people who joined our meetings for Glasgow and Fife today.

I appreciate your honesty and really value hearing your thoughts on how Labour can win back trust in Scotland. #CallKeir pic.twitter.com/BTS1k4B80Z

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) May 7, 2020

wait Starmzy looks pished there

Xp Whole street was out here. There's literally hundreds of 'NHS' signs up around and about the place. I mean most are probably the result of parents desperate for something to occupy their kids but still.

can’t believe i missed my chance to show starmzy my arsehole

he looks like he's seen somebody's

i’ve let us all down and i’m distraught tbh

i didn't realise that both that twat from the manic street preachers and frank bough are living in Scotland now

i didn't realise that oh wait i see what you mean

frank bough in a banana suit