don't catastrophize -- it will be okwe don't actually have to pay attention to these people! i think it's important to remember that
i'm still miffed that she has besmirched the name of amandas worldwide
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 4 May 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
lol what if there was an amanda class action suit filed against her
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 4 May 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
what she really wants is Amanda Hugankiss
― Neil S, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
I liked a couple of things Neil wrote, quite a while back, but any remnant of goodwill from those has been lost by his constant shilling of masterclass courses and enabling of this bullshit.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
she is kinda the human embodiment of the new fb "cares" react
― sarahell, Monday, May 4, 2020 2:29 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
lethally otm
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
hoo boy
― DJP, Monday, 4 May 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
I always forget Neil Gaimen blocked me on Twitter for talking shit about them "selling hugs" to fans
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
Dan did u sing with her in college xp
― silby, Monday, 4 May 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
we don't actually have to pay attention to these people! i think it's important to remember that
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link
Sure we don't have to but can we still for the MJpopcorn.gif
― Vinnie, Monday, 4 May 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
I am not going to talk any shit about her marriage ending because that shit is super hard and he left her; she didn’t take the kid away from him. That is tough.
I also know that oversharing is her brand so I can’t really fault her for processing this the way she processes everything even though every bone in my body is screaming “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NO JUST SHUT UP, YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THIS” because… it’s apparent she does. I feel for her and I don’t want to know any more about what’s going on because I shouldn’t know more about her divorce than her kid.
― DJP, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
every month, all patreon creators lose a percentage of their patrons because credit cards are declined for one reason or another. i usually lose a few hundred people. this month ESPECIALLY, please make sure your account is up to date. we need you. 🙏🏼https://t.co/StKQnUH81K— Amanda Palmer (@amandapalmer) May 1, 2020
― spastic heritage, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
kind of fascinated to see how the kid turns out
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
That poor child — I hope they are emancipated ASAP tbh
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link
this is going to produce such hilarious content i can't wait
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link
does the patreon have to break up with him too? is that where her soul lives now?
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link
.
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link
aw man, i didn't know they had a kid.
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link
She looks really nice with her greying temples and her normal eyebrows
No snark I was reading about all this and saw a couple photos of her and was like 'wow she is aging really beautifully'
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I feel bad that there's a kid involved, but neither one of these people has ever been a day in the park and one is absolutely reprehensible so my schadenfreude is (slightly) dampened.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link
beauty is skin deep, but ...
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link
I was actually surprised that it took her so long to do something "newsworthy"
My first thought was that she was feeling upstaged by the pandemic.
I don't bear them any ill will. She's just so relentlessly much.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 04:21 (three years ago) link
wow lolll
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Gaiman’s older kids turned out alright by all accounts - raging narcissism aside, he seems like a pretty good dad.
My guess is he left their kid in NZ because it’s genuinely safer for him to be there than in the UK but wow how bad must things be if he’s willing to get on a plane in the middle of a pandemic just to get away from Amanda Palmer. And not only did she write about it on her Patreon, she also posted the link in a reply to Neil’s tweet just to make sure all his followers saw it too lol.
― Roz, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 06:13 (three years ago) link
very excited to see helena bonham carter play the vampire based on amanda palmer in the tim burton movie based on the neil gaiman book based on their divorce— job haver (@slorrmp) May 4, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 06:23 (three years ago) link
the logical endpoint here is amanda palmer getting together with elon musk and neil gaiman dating grimes— Haunted Transgender Grey Spirit - Spirit Doll (@lovessmallsong) May 4, 2020
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 08:37 (three years ago) link
so like "be gaiman, do grimes"?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:22 (three years ago) link
instant fp
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:26 (three years ago) link
accepted
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link
lol
― imago, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link
Aaaahahahaha MattK I salute you.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
Kudos
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link
this reinforces my visceral lizard-brain repellence at a salutation like "hey loves" or "my darlings" or "dearest dearhearts" or any sort of hyper-affectionate opener to a newsletter. being lumped into "group of people who love me" by any person makes me feel so gross!she makes my skin crawl :(
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
hope and prayers
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link
Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
AP gotta say me me me
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
popping in from extended (indefinite) hiatus to say ahahahahahaha
― Hakim Bae's TMZ (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
it literally took grimes half a day to in turn entirely upstage her. full pro
― imago, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
jeez, the faux tattoo baby pic musk tweeted is very yikes
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
uh, excuse me, why are you posting about musk on the AMANDA PALMER thread??
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
open goal there
― DJP, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
please someone ... take the shot
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
Amanda Palmer’s musk bottled and sold to her creepy patrons
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
why are we assuming this is the end of the marriage and not just another dramatic gesture in the never-ending stream of dramatic gestures
― mh, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link
That's more her style than his, and moving to the UK from New Zealand in May 2020 seems like a lot of trouble to go to for a dramatic gesture.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 07:51 (three years ago) link
I too would leave one of the safest places in the world for one of the most dangerous in order to get away from Amanda Palmer
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 08:06 (three years ago) link
all i can say is that i’m heartbroken, i really am profoundly struggling and i need to call my community to me like never before. i need you to update your credit card information and if you got stimulus money from your government, consider upping your tier?
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 08:18 (three years ago) link
Just when I thought the neil gaiman amanda palmer mess couldn't get any more ridiculous pic.twitter.com/1FTl2CWkJH— shugs (@aulsegoshas) May 9, 2020
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link