The Last Dance: In Praise of One Lone Gold Hoop Earring

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is there something bad i don't know about laimbeer's lengthy and championship winning run as a coach in the wnba?

Clay, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link

I will be happy to accept my place as a Bill Laimbeer of ILX

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 11:40 (three years ago) link

fred is the laimbeer of ILX

k3vin k., Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

well really I just mean GO IRISH

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

>:[

k3vin k., Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

blue & gold to the bone, baby

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

there"s a place called "barnaby"s beef bar" near campus where we discuss who we"re beefin" with. rn i"m beefin" with apostrophes.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

beef bar, pizza kitchen

didn't I say once on ilx that I called Barnaby's once to ask what a beef bar is, like, was it a buffet that served beef, and they didn't understand the question, and I kept trying to clarify, and they just couldn't answer

well I pledge to you all not to do that on ilx

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

― Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s true, most notre dame athletes are not nearly as successful as laimbeer

sleight return (voodoo chili), Sunday, 3 May 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

fuck

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

that's a beefy chili or a chilly beef. either way, i've lost my picnic spirit.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

actually excited to see new eps tonight!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

yeah thank God for this show

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

― Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s true, most notre dame athletes are not nearly as successful as laimbeer

― sleight return (voodoo chili), Sunday, May 3, 2020 10:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

the only ND alum i know was the academic dean of the HS i teach at, shes cool

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

notre dame more like notre lame lol faced

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

french for "our lame"

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

more spin than rod strickland

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

buncha hunchbacks

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 May 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

christian laettner trending in anticipation of dream team ep tonight, cannot wait to watch behind the scenes shootarounds with these guys

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

only laettner could steal the hatred away from laimbeer

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

Laettner & Laimbeer join together to form the most evil Voltron in basketball

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

Please don’t compare Laettner to laimbeer. Laettner was an arrogant guy who didn’t mind people thinking he was gay, which is a cool combo. Laimbeer was a criminal essentially

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

a criminal champion

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

agree that laettner didnt deserve the hate except that he did choose to play for duke so he kinda did

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

he went from college superstar to nba role player and didnt seem to mind

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

he did start to do some drugs about it

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

laettner was a #3 draft pick, but he was never good enough to justify going that high. if he had insisted on being paid like an nba star he would have ended up playing somewhere in Europe, because he was only suited to be a role player and the league knew that after two or three seasons of trying to elevate him to a star.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

i completely forgot laettner got suspended for weed late in his career
anytime i think of that guy i think of him sticking his tongue out at the crowd and throwing up devil horns; how come i can't readily find a gif of that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

I don't like Laetner but he was better than a role player. That 1992 draft class was 2 hall of famers and a handful of regular contributors, including Laetner. Maybe he wouldn't be #3 in a re-do, but he's in the top 5 or 6 in that class. He's just not a player you build a team around.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

no yr right he was solid

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

laettner def hotter

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

Always assumed that was big reason he was hated

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

read an interview w him where he didnt come off like he had some big ego or smth he said he always embraced the scrappy side of life

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

finally watching this. is the story that this footage was just sitting around for 20 years??

how does magic look EXACTLY THE SAME????

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link

99.99999% of people who play basketball aren't good enough to be NBA role players, Laettner wasn't that bad

but EZ otm he was resented for being cocky like a star and drafted 3 but only being a role player

the 30 for 30 on him is good. funny always assumed he was a rich kid but he was working class

also he was drafted by the timberwolves which is a good way to ruin your career

laettner was a great troll. i think there's a lot of ways he could have had a better career. just got unlucky.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 3 May 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

timberwolves first round picks being busts is the ultimate nature vs nurture debate

anything is possible

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

yeah, Laettner might yet surprise us

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

there was really no way jordan wasnt good enough to make his high school team ever right i mean some coach just hated him or something

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

I dunno. jordan growing half a foot and growing his game exponentially every offseason is a theme.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

at some point his dad mocked him about not knowing how to use a jigsaw, so he grew himself and began dunking.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

its doesnt matter hes still good enough to make a high school team

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

maybe he asked to run more lines at the end of practice to make the team better and everyone hated him

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

idk if anyones heard that story in more detail ive only ever seen it like how it was in the doc michael didnt make the team and was sad for one day but then after that he was determined and became amazing at basketball, like who made the team ahead of him what was the whole deal how good was he then

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

the timeline is weird like he didnt make the sophmore team, and then at some point between then and college north carolina came to the conclusion he was the best player in high school basketball, what was the interval between not making the team and being the best in the whole damn country, i mean i get that he grew but six one is plenty tall enough to play high school basketball, theres are tons of 6-1 guys in the pros

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:03 (three years ago) link

i don't remember the specifics well enough but i did read roland lazenby's michael book and the vibe was definitely that he was never some sort of incredible prospect but more someone who gradually built his game over time.

i'll try to skim it soon and see if there are some good details.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link

im calling bullshit i think there was a coverup something weird happened

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link


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