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The horrific cake head of Captain Tom Moore with the hair of Steve McClaren. pic.twitter.com/DCcvjxvGrp

— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) April 30, 2020

calzino, Thursday, 30 April 2020 15:16 (two months ago) link

a Soviet Bus Stops/Yugoslav Memorials-style coffee table book of shitty Millennium municipal features in British towns and villages

— Ben (@cinemashoebox) May 2, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXFgSWvWAAAbqZA?format=jpg&name=medium

devvvine, Sunday, 3 May 2020 10:43 (two months ago) link

unfair, that seems pretty enough

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 May 2020 10:46 (two months ago) link

every single one profoundly cursed

one of those on the thread is local to me and I feel vindicated for laughing when I first saw it.

kinder, Sunday, 3 May 2020 10:55 (two months ago) link

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/22OWKIR1SQ26SSEOQJ2S.jpg

On Sheppey, 75-year-old pensioner Tim Bell was taking no prisoners. He went on parade near his home in Scrapsgate Road, Minster, in his own tank named T-75 and wearing a set of Second World War pilot's goggles.

The retired electrician had converted his mobility scooter into a fighting machine complete with its own Union Flag and sound system to blast out tunes from the 1940s to delighted neighbours, who waved flags as he drove past.

the fucking cunts treat us like Styx (Matt #2), Friday, 8 May 2020 14:57 (one month ago) link

born in 1945

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 May 2020 14:57 (one month ago) link

would eat a millennium kebab tbf

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 May 2020 16:17 (one month ago) link

Passed by it many a time on the way home from the pub but never tried it... apparently it's quite good though.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Friday, 8 May 2020 16:23 (one month ago) link

am I imagining that on some football forums people still have 20 year plus old accounts with user names like YK2Troy or whatever

calzino, Friday, 8 May 2020 16:28 (one month ago) link

Jesus I want a kebab now.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 May 2020 16:29 (one month ago) link

a sentiment rarely far from my brain

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 May 2020 16:30 (one month ago) link

I miss the Mexicano pizza in my local 4 hygiene star rated takeaway. I could still get a take-away from there i guess, but eating it in there with the knackered tv blaring some russian version of mtv and the fine vista of dewsbury bus station was a big part of the whole experience.

calzino, Friday, 8 May 2020 16:36 (one month ago) link

I’ve been making kofte kebabs at home (it’s my St George’s Day special).

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 8 May 2020 16:39 (one month ago) link

Kebab 2000 is still going in Southend.

visiting, Friday, 8 May 2020 16:49 (one month ago) link

yes i was

Stoke Newington

🖼


not sure i ever actually went in there (so many good turkish places around in those days) but lived pretty much opposite it for a long time.

Fizzles, Friday, 8 May 2020 16:50 (one month ago) link

Just went for a delightful walk around the neighbourhood. Lots of parties going on and lots of bunting. One particular party was properly going off: men of a particular colour, size and age dancing, arms around shoulders, to Madness. Blitz spirit, brothers.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 8 May 2020 16:51 (one month ago) link

I ate at millennium kebab. Ok, not as good as Chick Pizz across the road

a hoy hoy, Friday, 8 May 2020 18:22 (one month ago) link

XD

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:22 (one month ago) link

Chick Pizz is no more btw.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:25 (one month ago) link

In my experience kebab shops with names that promise a big game rarely deliver.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:30 (one month ago) link

big game isn't legal in the uk tho

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:30 (one month ago) link

Aww RIP Chick Pizz. I’ve not lived there for 3 or so years, I didn’t know

a hoy hoy, Friday, 8 May 2020 20:01 (one month ago) link

pretty sure I had a Millennium Kebab after lurching off a night bus in 2013

Elon's musk (sic), Friday, 8 May 2020 20:05 (one month ago) link

Hebden Bridge yesterday - Photo posted on Facebook by fella called Ralph Nimmann (third from left). He's getting called 'heroic' by his friends for standing up against 'the establishment'. I have other words to dscribe him and this group... pic.twitter.com/Lvz0F8N7ge

— Dave Haslam (@Mr_Dave_Haslam) May 9, 2020

oh christ .. the state of these braindead hippies!

calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:35 (one month ago) link

that sheppey tank fella upthread...minster is a town we walked to and yeah it is exactly the sort of place where that would happen

imago, Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:41 (one month ago) link

xp the type of people you want to stay 2m away from even in normal times

Microbes oft teem (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:10 (one month ago) link

I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!

calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:51 (one month ago) link

Coronavirus: Dorset knob-eating contest held online amid lockdown https://t.co/06f94JJOap

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) May 9, 2020

mark s, Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:06 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Xma9CTQ.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 May 2020 20:34 (one month ago) link

I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!

― calzino, Saturday, May 9, 2020 8:51 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol this is a 100% true :-/. That tweet up here def HB's ugly side.

real england sim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO7zBMDXGN4

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 11 May 2020 07:40 (one month ago) link

did this guy get linked here already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidKpZEJj4E

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:30 (one month ago) link

On the youtubers thread, happy to watch again though.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:50 (one month ago) link

No, it was on the AMSR thread.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:51 (one month ago) link

it’s the best. ogmios is my hero.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 21:23 (one month ago) link

I have noticed he seems even more chill in the second episode

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:01 (one month ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYflbwOXkAA1HBu?format=jpg&name=medium

I saw a tiny aged football hooligan sat on my hedge seig-heiling earlier.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:13 (one month ago) link

Games Workshop, owner of Warhammer, is now worth the same as Centrica, owner of British Gas.

— Alex White (@AlexWhite1812) May 21, 2020

The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:20 (one month ago) link

:D

imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 11:57 (one month ago) link

ooo i could murder a big bowl of peonies right now

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-beach-wales-thought-england-18306085

A woman who was stopped by police walking on a beach due to lockdown rules launched a tirade of abuse as she claimed she "didn't realise Wales wasn't in England" as she went on to call Welsh people a "bunch of b*******."

In a video posted on social media, the woman can be seen arguing with two officers on a Gwynedd beach on Wednesday, the hottest day of the year so far, reports the Daily Post.

The woman is understood to have travelled more than 100 miles from the West Midlands to Barmouth with her children, despite coronavirus lockdown rules.

But when two police officers asked her to leave, she did not appear to understand the Welsh lockdown rules, claiming she was within her rights to be there because “Boris Johnson said that you can”.

Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 May 2020 13:27 (one month ago) link

Usain Bolt from Barnsley pic.twitter.com/w3GuNhQb4K

— 𝒞𝒽𝓁𝑜𝑒 🌻 (@clbzyx) May 30, 2020

calzino, Monday, 1 June 2020 09:14 (one month ago) link

lmao

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 1 June 2020 09:42 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiv-Rw2OgRQ

a youtube train spotter who has a bizarre enthusiasm for those creaking nightmarish pacer trains that blight all our lives in the north:

"here's the inside of one of the Class 142's with the bench style seating (the best kind)"

calzino, Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:46 (three weeks ago) link


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