haha perfect
― sleeve, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
Pittleyick in Lyongdyang
― budo jeru, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
FTR "Grancy" is ALMOST as clever as "Obummer" so, points for that.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
well I think *** **** wd get me banned
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:04 PM bookmarkflaglink
hen...faps?
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
so glad I got to participate in this shitshow
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:16 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
what -- life?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:16 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
an electric word, it means forever
― stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:18 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
looool
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
Statistics show cyanide pills overwhelmingly kill the people who had them installed
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:15 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
Edited for maximum LOLs:
I saw an article about a doctor who flays the penis and puts a sleeve around it for length and girth, I imagine recovery is tough.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, May 1, 2020 8:44 PM bookmarkflaglink
doctor who flays the penis
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, May 2, 2020 5:09 AM bookmarkflaglink
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
that were good, that
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link
ffs I just spent the last hour desperately searching for that ep!
― calzino, Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link
ha
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link
something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, May 3, 2020 2:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
There's sometimes a furry.
― jmm, Sunday, May 3, 2020 2:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― 🔫 (peace, man), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:14 (three years ago) link
Ha!
― brimstead, Monday, 4 May 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
My husband finally broke and got out the clippers, buzzed his shaggy head right down. Now he wanders the house, listening to work calls in his big beats headphones, mostly silent and staring straight ahead, and I wonder why I’m suddenly living with Lobot.
― Kim, Friday, May 15, 2020 2:09 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Living with Lobot coming to Disney+ this August
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, May 15, 2020 2:40 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 15 May 2020 11:14 (three years ago) link
What is the Best School of Magic?
Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, May 24, 2020 1:24 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Sunday, 24 May 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link
Meanwhile, in America, the "Deep State Mapping Project" is here to show you how this whole thing is a false flag disinformation op intended to subvert the 2020 election...and it goes all the way back to 1918!http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY88a7dU8AIodki.jpg― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:45 PM
man, there's nobody keith haring's estate won't collab with― ruin a band name by changing one litter (voodoo chili), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:49 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link
The Mad magazine reference afterward was good too.
― nickn, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
young and dumb and full of cum-lythe girl from ipanema goes walking
?
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:21 PM bookmarkflaglink
― (so serious) (DJP), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
incredible
― ruin a band name by changing one litter (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link
And when she passes, each one she passes goes"A-a-ah!"
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link
Thought this was a widely-known acronym outside of ilx, but TMI = Tooty Menstrual Intercourse
― peace, man, Wednesday, May 27, 2020 3:19 PM bookmarkflaglink
― (so serious) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
I needed that today.
― Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
we could all use a little TMI fo sho
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
It's taking every ounce of willpower I have to not make a billion Facts of Life jokes
― (so serious) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can If Andrew Cuomo Says It's OK". 'Cause Andrew calls the shots for all of those guys. Did you get to the part yet where uh...Bill is coming out of the Copa... it's about 3 o'clock in the morning and, uh, he sees Andrew? Andrew's walking down Broadway by himself...― calstars, Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:23 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink<puts up dividing window>― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:31 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― calstars, Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:23 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
<puts up dividing window>
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:31 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 8 June 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
Hahahaha
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 June 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
my concrete milkshake brings all the cops to the yardand they're like, just beating me hard
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 9, 2020 1:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link
― rolling keyring (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
they would taze mebut it has to charge
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
I've been taking my glasses off before heading into stores, to prevent my (inadequate, cloth) mask from fogging them. I usually leave them in the car, but if I forget to do that, I'll sometimes tuck them into the collar of my t-shirt. I've come across three pairs of someone else's broken, crushed glasses in parking lots in the past week.― peace, man, Wednesday, June 10, 2020 5:38 PM It's not fair...THERE WAS TIME NOW― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 10, 2020
It's not fair...THERE WAS TIME NOW― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 10, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link
zing
― an, uh, razor of love (sic), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/06/15/reader-center/15virus-hp-fader-calif/15virus-hp-fader-calif-videoLarge.jpg― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, June 16, 2020 4:35 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
imagine the protein shake farts
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:59 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's easy if you try
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, June 16, 2020 9:10 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 11:50 (three years ago) link
:D
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
re "Gaslighter":
This song is terrible. You're all insane.― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:42 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglinkoh shit maybe he's right, maybe this song IS terrible and we all ARE insane― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:50 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:42 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh shit maybe he's right, maybe this song IS terrible and we all ARE insane
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:50 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― DJ Fiona Apple Genius (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
lol
― covid coronenberg (wins), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
okay, i missed that lol
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
being that I'm an atheist, I find it pointless in general to invoke a guy I don't believe in to win an argument, so I tend to find it pointless.most of those religious-appeal memes are indeed crap― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:02 bookmarkflaglinkThere’s definitely something about those memes that has an air of winning an argument with yourself. Insert any half-hearted invocation of religion, “conservative values” etc― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:06 bookmarkflaglinkwhen you finally do submit to yourself, though, what a feeling― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:18 bookmarkflaglinkBeing's believing-Psalms 73:7― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:34 bookmarkflaglink
most of those religious-appeal memes are indeed crap
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:02 bookmarkflaglink
There’s definitely something about those memes that has an air of winning an argument with yourself. Insert any half-hearted invocation of religion, “conservative values” etc
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:06 bookmarkflaglink
when you finally do submit to yourself, though, what a feeling
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:18 bookmarkflaglink
Being's believing-Psalms 73:7
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), maandag 6 juli 2020 1:34 bookmarkflaglink
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 6 July 2020 12:22 (three years ago) link
update: at this moment, a portion of the intersectional left is having a heated discussion over whether we should adopt the metric system
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 20:47 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
give em an inch and they'll take a meter
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 20:50 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
calz on the q magazine thread: solid gold
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
subtle ILX in-joke
if you had seen cats you would not forget there was a cats
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:21 (yesterday) link
no lies detected
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.)
― sleeve, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:26 (three years ago) link
fwiw UMS, there have been two jazz BNMs this year with >8.0 scores, so maybe pitchfork agrees with you..
― rob, Monday, July 27, 2020 12:18 PM bookmarkflaglink
that's good! which ones?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, July 27, 2020 12:58 PM bookmarkflaglink
fiona apple and bob dylan
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, July 27, 2020 1:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 27 July 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link
perfectly executed, skillfully done
― rob, Monday, 27 July 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link
now that I've been excelsior'd for making an actual funny I confess that I have no idea what "subtle joke" I was supposedly making in the previous one
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
I feel like I deserve some credit for my plot twist post an hour prior.
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 July 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
stay tuned
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
I'll send you 1/3 of my excelsiortificate xp
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Seems more than fair, thx.
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 July 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
one more for you:
nypd police union sued to prevent the release of 20 years of discipline records but forgot mention pro publica lol― mookieproofand THAT'S why you don't skimp on the paperwork ― the quar on drugs (Simon H.)
and THAT'S why you don't skimp on the paperwork ― the quar on drugs (Simon H.)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 July 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link
It's funny and correct
― Mark G, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link