ITT shit that looks like an Onion article and really is:
https://local.theonion.com/man-just-buying-one-of-every-cleaning-product-in-case-t-1842493766
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
haha!
― kinder, Friday, 24 April 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
https://variety.com/2020/film/news/tom-hanks-coronavirus-blood-research-vaccine-1234589978/
― Roz, Sunday, 26 April 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMEPHNjHE0
― anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
in other news, the world's last surviving "inside edition" tv show is surviving covid-19! we'll show you how, on tonight's "inside edition"
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 April 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
"the owner may have some tips to help other businesses" um, suuuuuurrrre.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
peep that text mode UI tho
― silby, Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
Axl Rose and U.S. Treasury secretary Steven Mnuchin feud on Twitter
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 8 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link
Matt Lauer: Why Ronan Farrow Is Indeed Too Good to Be True (Opinion) https://t.co/j3Hzdnhz1v— Mediaite (@Mediaite) May 19, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
mmmm nah
― silby, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
https://pitchfork.com/news/jay-z-puts-a-fiona-apple-song-on-new-playlist/
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.pedestrian.tv/tech-gaming/security-robot-given-the-gift-of-intelligence-chooses-to-drown-itself/
Marvin, is that you?
― Roz, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link
https://pagesix.com/2020/04/24/eminem-donates-moms-spaghetti-to-detroit-hospital-workers
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
David Lynch ends daily weather report by recalling dream about being a dying German soldier on D-Dayhttps://news.avclub.com/david-lynch-ends-daily-weather-report-by-recalling-drea-1843952285
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
JK Rowling recalls 'amazing' moment she met her idol Morrissey
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/27/jk-rowling-moment-met-morrissey-harry-potter-interview-robert-galbraith?CMP=share_btn_fb
― wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
music? she just liked his ideas on social values
― mh, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
I wish both she and her work would vanish altogether.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link
From the Washington Post:
https://i.imgur.com/wx3B8GL.png
― pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
tbf she's basically the onion
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link
Alexandra Petri mostly does satire, it’s basically an onion article
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.metrotimes.com/city-slang/archives/2020/06/10/michigan-man-goes-viral-after-telling-rage-against-the-machines-tom-morello-he-used-to-be-a-fan-until-he-realized-the-band-was-political
― pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/06/my-little-pony-nazi-4chan-black-lives-matter/613348/
― Roz, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
BREAKING: Devin Nunes can’t sue Twitter over statements by fake cow, judge rules https://t.co/JtMpP6NfKs— Kate Irby (@kateirby) June 24, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
"Teens in quarantine are roleplaying as 'Karens' on Instagram, making fake personas dedicated to loving wine and supporting Trump"https://www.insider.com/karen-fake-instagram-accounts-teens-quarantine-roleplaying-tiktok-2020-6
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
Lol I have a 45 year old stay at home mom friend who made up a fake FB account (that uses “Karen” as part of the personas surname) to infiltrate and troll a bunch of “all lives matter” fuckos
― joygoat, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
aces, can I back her patreon
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
A Teenager Didn’t Do Her Online Schoolwork. So a Judge Sent Her to Juvenile Detention.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link
this story is so heartbreaking.
― Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
And utterly infuriating. Reading this after Trump's 'more white people are killed' spiel yesterday is just too much.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
It's heartbreaking and just batshit insane. Fucking America.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
is there a thread for realizing, in middle age, that significant portions of your life strongly resemble an onion article
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 July 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link
depression thread is on 77 i think
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 July 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link
Trump’s New COVID Doctor Says Sex with Demons Makes You Sick https://t.co/NCNiIZ5SYq— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) July 28, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link
that's ridiculous. none of the demons i've slept with have made me sick. in fact i think we all felt more energized
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link
they are good for stock tips too
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-race-chevron-idUSKCN24P1Y7
Chevron diversity ratio to improve as layoffs progress
― anvil, Thursday, 30 July 2020 08:36 (three years ago) link
Hire more women guards etc
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:22 (three years ago) link
hire :clap: more :clap: women :clap: efficiency :clap: experts
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/09/arts/television/jerry-lewis-telethon-kevin-hart.html
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ep435n/gig-economy-company-launches-uber-but-for-evicting-people
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link
still trying to figure this one out
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rbg-mom-joins-satanic-temple_n_5f6b3565c5b629afbe990c15
The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link
you should watch the doc Hail Satan! all about the ST
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link
I prefer to have a personal relationship with Satan
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link
another vote for Hail Satan?, it's great
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/24/man-licorice-dies-massachusetts
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
Well, that's horrifying. I never liked licorice anyway!
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link
tbf, he was eating A LOT
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link
wow, I guess it takes all sorts
― Number None, Friday, 25 September 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/RVVauNlIkq— Mike Pompino (heir to the Dolmio dynasty) (@spagbolshevism) October 7, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Em0OhgNXEAAjMb9?format=jpg&name=large
― calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 08:31 (three years ago) link