Why Don't We Do It in the BedCan't Buy Me Loo RollNot Free as a Bird
― a slice of greater pastry (ledge), Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
I Saw Her Standing Over There
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
Can't Drive My CarMaskman
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
we can work at home
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
Number 19
― BrianB, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Help!
― lukas, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
I'm Only Sleeping and Doctor Robert don't require much adjustment
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
All You Need is Gloves
― chap, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
or Here, There and Everywhere
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
Social Distance For Your Life
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
Happiness is a Dumb Protest
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
I've Just Seen A Face Mask
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
Better: I've Just Sewn A Face Mask
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link
I am the Virus kookook-achoo!
― BrianB, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
(Please Stand) Across the University (if You're a Corona Hoaxer)
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
that was supposed to be Universe, but other than that it totally works right
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
You Never Give Me Your Stimulus, You Only Give Me Your Trumpy Paper
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
She's Not Leaving Home
― BrianB, Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
Limes (That's What I Want)
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
Fool on the Hill (He Should Be Self-Isolating)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
With a Little Help From My Ventilator.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
I Don't Feel Fine
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
Get Back (Six Feet At Least)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link
I Don't Want to Spoil the Party (But I Intend Reporting This Gathering to the Police)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
If I'm Sixty-Four
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
You're Going to Lose That Girl (to Complications Caused by COVID-19)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Leave My Kitten Alone (in the Light of Recent Advice from the British Veterinary Association Concerning Cats and COVID-19)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link
Sad lol at If I'm Sixty-Four.
― Fetch the Bolt Thrower (PBKR), Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link
Dr Robert
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
Bah, sorry Neanderthal.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link
It Will Be Long
― budo jeru, Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
It Came In Through the Bathroom Window
Lovely Rona (1.5 Meter Maid)
North Wuhan Wood (This Bat Has Flown)
Vaxman
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 23 April 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
Mask Well Silver Hammer
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 23 April 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Did this one with my equally bored mate a few weeks ago on messenger, hence the references to lack of bog roll etc:While My Catarrh Gently WeepsGot To Get You Into My LungsAll You Need Is The Lav(Coronavirus) From Me To YouCan't Buy Me RiceMagical Mystery Tour (Of Tesco In Search Of Bog Roll)
― varèse désserts (Matt #2), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
Lucy On The Skype With No Pants On
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link
You Can’t Do That (Or That... Or That... And You Definitely Can't Do That)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link
Sgt. Pepper’s LonelyAsk Me Why (There’s Not Enough PPE)
― Jeff W, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
InfesterdayThe Ballad of Johnson and Croak-oHere Comes the RunsDying
― varèse désserts (Matt #2), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby But I Guess They're Going To Have To Wait A Bit
― maffew12, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link
Don't Bother Me
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
I Want to Hold Your Hand Sanitiser
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Got to Get You Into An Intensive Care Unit.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
In spite of all the danger
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
I don't want to go to Wuhan
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link
Furlough Submarine
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
I'll Furlough the Sun
... that's better.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
Don't Lock Me Down
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely
take a victory lap around your apartment
― lukas, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link
Not a LOL but I recently heard You Never Give Me Your Money and was saddened by how relevant it felt.
― Darin, Thursday, 23 April 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
― lukas, Thursday, April 23, 2020 5:49 PM bookmarkflaglink
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
Ventilator Blues
oops
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 April 2020 01:40 (three years ago) link
Getting Better (but Conscious of the Anticipated Second Wave)
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 April 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
Plague Doctor Robert
On a side note, Her Majesty is my 20-second hand washing song.
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 24 April 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby But I Guess They're Going To Have To Wait A Bit― maffew12
― maffew12
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 24 April 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
All I’ve Got to Do (Is Eat and Sleep and Maybe Bathe What’s the Point Really)All Separate NowCan’t Buy Me LungsThe Continuing Story of Stuck-in-a-Bungalow BillThe Fool on Capitol HillI'm Happy Just to Dance in My UnderwearIn Spite of All the Danger, Let’s Reopen the CountryTyvek PamYou Won't See Me (Unless I Can Figure Out Skype)
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:36 (three years ago) link
It Won't Be Long (We Hope)If I Fell IllI'm Happy Just to FaceTime With YouShe's Staying HomeOne After N95
― Lee626, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link
Paperback Reader
― Siegbran, Friday, 24 April 2020 07:24 (three years ago) link
Why don't we do it from 6ft apart?
― Mark G, Friday, 24 April 2020 08:04 (three years ago) link
Plenty of Jam Jars awaiting the trip to the bottle bank
― Mark G, Friday, 24 April 2020 08:06 (three years ago) link
Everybody's got something to hide especially me and my bat.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 24 April 2020 09:01 (three years ago) link
Great idea. I'm going to make "Field Day for the Sundays" by Wire mine.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:01 (three years ago) link
Quarantine Pam
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:04 (three years ago) link
The Continuing Story of Netflix and Chill
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:08 (three years ago) link
I Need ICU
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:10 (three years ago) link
fauci on the skype with 2scoops
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
Helter Shelter-In-Place
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
we can bleach it out
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link
Lysol In The Lungs, It's Healing
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Good Mourning Good Mourning
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
Toilet Paper Lonely Heart’s Club Band
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
From me to you, apparently
― Mark G, Friday, 24 April 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
Baby You Can Watch My TikToks
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 April 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
Sgt. PPE’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 24 April 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
Happy Birthday, Ritchie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YjPfyflyvQ
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link
I started to write what poor taste this thread was and then remembered I was the one who created it
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
Honey Don't Even Think About It
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link
I Think For Myself Because I've Done The Research
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
Boy, you gotta carry that 'vidCarry that 'vid a long time
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
(I mean, let's do 'em all!)
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Come Separately.
― chap, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link
and in the end, the pubic health risk you take is in exceedence of the public health risk you make, but yknow we live in a society n that, ennit
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
Please don't test me or arrest me, I ain't got the bug, I'm only coughing.
― chap, Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
Dr. Fauci
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 August 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link
Please Mr Postman
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 14 August 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link
Strains, my baby's got me quarantining locked up in Strains
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 August 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
Maskless Misery Tour
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 14 August 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
Lady Moderna
― Lee626, Sunday, 3 January 2021 11:51 (three years ago) link
The Fools on the Hill
― bunny slopes, Sunday, 3 January 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
Get jabbed, don't be afraidYou were made to go out and get itThe minute you let it get under your skinThen you begin to make it better
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
runs and hides
Drive My Car (To The Vaccine Station)
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link