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leaning to the right for the first time with that one

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:40 (two months ago) link


I love the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:32 (two months ago) link

ice cold

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:34 (two months ago) link

i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:53 (two months ago) link

today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.

imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:

budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:46 (two months ago) link

a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, Iโ€™m sorry

El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:52 (two months ago) link

idk it worked in my browser

budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:16 (two months ago) link

I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:21 (two months ago) link

How to medical

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 April 2020 07:00 (two months ago) link

Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.

Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).

This message brought to you by Taxonomic Pedantry "R" Us

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:22 (two months ago) link

I want the bat quarters

mh, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:15 (two months ago) link


johnny crunch, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:23 (two months ago) link

that quarter is sick

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:27 (two months ago) link

Peak Norfolk

From the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-
If the person wearing the โ€˜Plague Drโ€™ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.
Many Thanks
Norfolk Police

— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020

mark s, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (two months ago) link

I didnโ€™t think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are.

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020

can't wait for the remix

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:46 (two months ago) link

(Sound ๐Ÿ”Š)

FYI: Donโ€™t be a Carrol ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ท

— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:11 (two months ago) link

this goes


— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:13 (two months ago) link

Thatโ€™s fantastic

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:07 (two months ago) link

As soon as the churches reopen? I'm going to pig out on the body and blood of Christ!

— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 5, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:58 (two months ago) link

My roommate and I coming home from a walk

— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 17, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:19 (two months ago) link

How Popeyes would be if they had delivery ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:39 (one month ago) link

Will take those dudes over the enlightened CFA crew any day of the week.*

*Especially Sunday!

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:12 (one month ago) link

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 May 2020 01:05 (one month ago) link


micah, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:30 (one month ago) link

The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.

budo jeru, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:56 (one month ago) link

That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!

pplains, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (one month ago) link

there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?

Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:37 (one month ago) link

The vibe at all the restaurants reopening

— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 15:17 (one month ago) link

Commander Kane OTM

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:01 (one month ago) link

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 May 2020 19:40 (one month ago) link

an incalculable twat

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 09:02 (one month ago) link

mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:57 (one month ago) link


Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:08 (one month ago) link

i'm just impressed they had toilet paper

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:57 (one month ago) link

even celine dion needs to wipe her arse

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:24 (one month ago) link

Someone Asked me Howโ€™s Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this

— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020

The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:58 (one month ago) link

love balcony man

mh, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:22 (one month ago) link


Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.

Customer Support

— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (one month ago) link

From that I learnt that violent Jโ€™s daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.

Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers.

— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020

Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (one month ago) link

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