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btw pato can you please pull me a three-quarter double shot soy latte (properly made) with extra froth and two lumps (one before, one after) and foam art that indicates you platonically love your customers

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 April 2020 10:39 (three years ago) link

one good thing about quarantine is that I don't have to retreat to the Costa across the road to edit my mixes while the boss's daughter sits nearby, pretending I'm not there. one bad thing is that I have no time to myself at all as 3 children will not leave me alone for more than 5 minutes. on balance, I am saving £2.70 per day.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 April 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Our new signature portable MiniPresso® espresso coffee machine is designed for a new breed of culture seekers - Proactive Nomads, or better put, Promads. Driven by responsible journeys towards enlightenment & understanding, Promads can now enjoy our signature blend as they take the trail less travelled & explore deep consciousness.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 May 2020 11:12 (three years ago) link

sounds expensive

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 May 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Our coffee-forward brand is committed to change in communities. Please refer to our 300-word press release on how we stand for change.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

While you wait for the results, have you tried our limited-edition maple blend? The perfect brew for falling leaves, rainy days & not being pumpkin spice 'coz those other assholes have the market wrapped up for that flavor.

Our digital baristas are standing by to make your coffee experience the very best it can be.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 November 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

Is the digital barista crush worthy?

calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link


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