Increasingly Familiar Apple Lust Objects for 2016 and onwards

yes, a phone we can all learn to love resenting

sold

imagine reading this offhand aside six months ago

The SE’s lower cost and Touch ID sensor may have slightly more appeal than usual, especially as people realize that they’ll be wearing masks more often.

fuck your too big, no headphone jack having phone

4.7" fuck of

if my actual SE dies completely I'm replacing it with another one off eBay. I should probably buy one now and put it in the freezer.

probably will end up having to get the watch just to get a thing that's not too big for my widdle hands

i don't want something that's too big for my pockets! this thing fits perfectly in the whatchamacallit front jean watch pocket and i don't wanna put it in my rear pocket where I'll sit on it or my front pocket where it will jab my balls

i have the max and love the massive size. doesnt turn sideways in my front pocket

but my balls!

the max will protect them

i am not seeing this feature on the website

Face ID no work with maskies

https://9to5mac.com/2020/04/08/iphone-how-to-use-face-id-with-mask/

how can I trade in my old phone (given all retail outlets closed)?

If you’re buying from Apple they typically give you a grace period on trade-in, or at least they did on my plan. I think most companies will — they just send you a padded box/envelope to return the old phone

the back of my SE is pretty scratched up. not deep gouges or anything, just surface level scratching from being thrown onto tables etc. think I'll get away with saying it's in good condition?

probably just sell it on ebay. think post offices still open

Mine is already earmarked (sans SIM card) for my 11-year-old

could maybe pick up an 11-year-old on ebay and go down that route instead

check the returns policy

hey it’s a sucked lozenge with a camera wart, surprise

if you're buying a new phone, Apple will give you a $130 credit for an iPhone 7, but only $30 for the SE lololol

I will double that offer tbh

Interesting that they've brought back the flat metal sides found on the iPhone 5 (and original SE) for the iPad Pro. Rumor has it they may also feature on the next flagship iPhone model. Meanwhile the new SE gets the rounded sides.

the whole point of the SE is to put updated specs in a form that they know well and have been cranking out for years.

the whole point of the SE is to put updated specs in a form that they know well and have been cranking out for years.

wasnt sure if o nate was serious

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ah I see it:

Pre-order from 1:00 pm on 17.04.

what size you going for TH?

i'm getting the biggest one - i always fool myself that i don't need the space and i always do

Only one size this time

Oh you mean storage

indeed!

I'm ordered the smallest one in protest.

"could maybe pick up an 11-year-old on ebay and go down that route instead"

ebay closed it's child trafficking category

Got the red 128

I've never done the pay monthly thing but it seems there are no interest charges?? Tempting to pay 20 a month rather than full whack all at once

Of course what happens when I break it in month 10 is another story but if I get AppleCare that should be fine..

they've reengineered the payment plans and I think, unless you are getting a deal with your carrier where you're getting some bonkers deal, it's worth buying direct from apple

hell, right now you might be able to double-dip by getting their virtual credit card and then just not paying the bill for a few months during the virus

AT&T US has the promo as $5 x 30mos. (+ $30 activation fee & tax on MSRP) for the 64GB...

The 256GB is $15 x 30mos. + above.

Lol USA

Ack, the catch for the 64GB promo is "requires new line", existing customers looks like $10 x 30mos iirtc.

everything being some sort of haggling car sales transaction is tiring

at least now you can buy a phone, pick a provider, and just connect A to B even if you're not getting the absolute best price

I found it really telling that one car salesperson I dealt with years ago had formerly been a cell phone salesperson. The other guy I bought a car from later became a realtor. My head hurts.

I have no idea how hardware/provider pairings work. I still have my old 5s hanging around, bought from Consumer Cellular. Can anyone who buys it use it with their sim card?

truly insane country.

which one are you from, again

The one that claps