I'd probably tell them the truth because fuck off I can buy wine if I want to
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
i should add that i didn’t say fuck off. i’m not daft.
― Fizzles, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
ugh the off licences are *open*. what NV said.
I was quite polite last year when two cops picked me up pissed wandering along the side of not sure which main road, but I did insist I hadn't done anything wrong. Grateful for the lift home tho.
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:07 (four years ago) link
This is absolutely bizarre. If you stop people getting calories from “non-essential” sources, you’re just putting even greater pressure on the “essential” foods. https://t.co/o03byqAH14— mary mac (@marykmac) April 9, 2020
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link
i think that dick's already been called out on his bullshit too
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link
punished boris to address the nation and announce that all covid corpses will be carted off to the soylent green factories and our essential daily calories will be delivered in powdered form through our letterbox by amazon drone starting next tuesday
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link
Can someone explain Milibands tweet-like?
― anvil, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:29 (four years ago) link
(I know there are two Milibands but I don't know the difference if there is one)
― anvil, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link
One of them is good now. And there is no universal semantic for a tweet like, the solution is as always to burn Twitter to the ground.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:40 (four years ago) link
Brockwell Park was pretty quiet earlier imo - still a few sit-downers but way down on a week ago. A lot of unleashed dogs which the council are no doubt freaking out over as I type. Didn't notice any police or flashbulb-armed men with bowler hats with PRESS labels on them though.
― nashwan, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
And the big-ish Sainsburys nearby had a long queue but fast-moving with few restrictions on items - didn't notice any signs but did keep getting a tannoy message recorded by Davina McCall.
― nashwan, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link
Thank you to our frontline police officers who are working to keep the public safe in the most difficult of circumstances through the #coronavirus: pic.twitter.com/P4PY75uThm— Nick Thomas-Symonds MP (@NickTorfaen) April 10, 2020
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:49 (four years ago) link
did keep getting a tannoy message recorded by Davina McCall.
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link
Oh look it's my local plod getting all enthusiastic, must be like having a birthday every day to these cunts
Officers patrolling Ducketts Common have removed groups sunbathing ignoring guidelines. Two arrested for outraging public decency & a breach of schedule 21 - Enforcement of Covid.We will endeavour to have a high police presence in parks and open spaces.#StayHomeSaveLives💙 pic.twitter.com/8e6eshU0dc— MPS Haringey (@MPSHaringey) April 10, 2020
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link
They'd arrest the fucking sun if they could
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:56 (four years ago) link
"urged to" for now
https://www.marketplace.org/2020/04/08/jobless-brits-urged-to-pick-for-britain-as-covid-19-blocks-foreign-farmworkers/
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:57 (four years ago) link
Jobless Brits urged to ‘risk their lives for the profit of others’ as COVID-19 blocks foreign farmworkers
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:12 (four years ago) link
I can't imagine you could keep PPE on your face while doing quite sweaty physical labour in the summer months.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:14 (four years ago) link
Jeremy Corbyn's Twitter: All nurses on the front line should have their student debts written off.Kier Starmer's Twitter: All nurses on the front line should receive a medal.Centrism is back guys, in all it's non-descript and useless glory.— rebelpaws (@rebelpaws) April 10, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
extremely ‘hmmm, curious’ para from that farm-worker story
Around 80,000 migrants are usually needed. Most come from continental Europe, and their numbers had been declining since Brexit because many appear to feel unwelcome and the fall in the value of the pound has, anyway, made working in Britain less rewarding financially.
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:18 (four years ago) link
One of them is good now.
More like one of them was always fucking terrible and continues to be fucking terrible and his (younger) brother bursting his balloon on the biggest stage imaginable will never not be sweet.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
xp
yep, brexit always meant UK ppl would have to do more of their agricultural labour again, but now they are going to have to do all of it. Never mind lads, Sir Kier might offer you a medal!
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link
Me taunting the pigs like pic.twitter.com/hmzaKBbLAZ— ACAB Rees-Mogg (@jelly_pack) April 10, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:28 (four years ago) link
Delicious @tildarice rice pudding, finished to the last morsel. A great argument for the Customs Union and Single Market! pic.twitter.com/5UK75Vsaqc— David Miliband (@DMiliband) May 14, 2018
one of the Milibands shills for big rice (and bananas)
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:32 (four years ago) link
if for one am shocked that Big JO'B likes the filth
I think the police are mostly doing a good job in very difficult & confusing circumstances. It seems unlikely that they would be deliberately trying to make things any harder than they need to be. Perhaps we could all be a bit more supportive?— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) April 10, 2020
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link
He's one of them posh middle class white people who says you've nothing to worry about with pigs unless you're a crim.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
it seems unlikely that coppers would be trying to make things any harder
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link
I had completely forgotten who Jo Swinson was.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link
she's the easter bunny, that's you crossed off her list
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link
means-tested easter eggs for all! some!
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
you get vouchers for 3 free easter eggs during your working life
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
Lol! SKILLS PACKETS! what a hoot that wa.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
skills packets would make no sense and therefore sound ridiculous, it was of course SKILLS WALLETS
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
probably the best Digital Economy Underground album tbf
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
short sharp shock g
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link
Sex Packets was a tune!
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 13:08 (four years ago) link
I'm not lying me and Alex and the mutt just walked past two coppers. I have a Tescos carrier bag with some cans and fruitshoots in it and they just said hello to me! I think I'm getting absolute Immunity because of Alex's disability. They were female pcs though.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
These Miliband tweets are confusing. I don't understand what any of them mean, if they are good or bad and which one is the supposedly now good one. You're definitely sure there's two? The 5G conspiracy was bad enough so I'm just a touch wary
― anvil, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link
As a socialist I have voted for many of the parties (Lib Dems, Greens, Conservatives)
Oh my god, I've just discovered Emma Kennedy's blog and it is every bit as cursed as you'd expect. There's also this first 100 days of Corbyn article that is wild. Wait until you get to misattributed Mother Theresa quote. 😲 Although I think it's biggest crime is the Web design. pic.twitter.com/hkGDrXMs4s— CEO of Antifa (@RebootedStef) April 10, 2020
― reality disliker (Left), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link
Alcohol absolutely is an essential - some people will just die if they stop abruptly. Again, so glad I’m on the wagon atm.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
I’m writing to Michael D to strip her of her citizenship as we speak. I’m sure he’ll take my side.
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Oh lol it’s a parody. Still writing that letter though!
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
i never used to fall for shit like this but the last decade broke me
― reality disliker (Left), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/10/nhs-111-staff-work-coronavirus-symptoms-call-centre?
This is just something else
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
Has that Emma Kennedy blog post been ghostwritten by Talk To Transformer? I cannot parse a single idea from it.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
980 today :(
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
*imagine* if Diane Abbott had signed off on purchasing 17.5 million faulty CV tests.— Jonny - Universal Basic Income now (@sensiblehuman96) April 10, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
we’re gonna crack 1,000 a day, we can fuckin’ do this lads, let’s show those pissant Italians and spaniards how it’s done
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link
We should give the government much more credit. Have 1000 people died today? Or, have 65 million people stayed alive?— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) April 10, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link