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Nigaz 4 life

admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

ohhhhh shit

the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9499/metoyou.gif

am0n, Friday, 26 June 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Except for the fact that Chuck said MJ might have been the greatest songwriter of the last 25 years. I don't know how you could reasonably make that claim -- putting Thriller aside, you'd have to include 1) the disco songs from Off the Wall (good, not the the greatest "songs"), 2) Bad, which I always found to be his first garish record, 3) anything after.
That's not to say he didn't write song really great songs -- but this is the kind of hyperbole everyone seems to be getting sucked up into.

― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, June 26, 2009 7:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actual non-joking suggest ban.

what jim said - i've never owned off the wall either, weirdly - i guess i didn't think i needed it b/c its songs were so ubiquitous already
― lex pretend, Friday, June 26, 2009 8:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is ... theyre not all that ubiquitous! how often do u hear 'get on the floor'?? buy that album lex.

He's got maybe 10 great songs he can claim sole credit for and even that's being generous to include the stuff from over 25 years ago (Billie Jean of course, Beat It, Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, etc.)
Those songs are great, but the King of Pop hyperbole is such blatant PR nonsense it's always irritated me how eagerly that stuff got parroted and uncritically accepted as the gospel truth

― And the biggest self of self is, indeed, self (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, June 26, 2009 11:20 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Actual suggest ban.

Not to knock MJ, but I think the "right place right time" thing is as much a factor in his popularity as his actual talent.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, June 26, 2009 1:00 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shut the fuck up!!! actual suggest ban

― zzz (deej), Friday, June 26, 2009 6:15 PM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ "actual suggest ban"

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

and "actual non-joking suggest ban"

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsHkGfHmoFE

am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

kt111322
August 23, 2007

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Persian music IRAN
BTW .. IM ARAB & I LIKE IRANI PPL ... (:
PEACE....
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Category: Comedy

am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lil jackass

http://www.absolutjackass.net/images/kid2.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

R KELLY

http://i41.tinypic.com/fjeyyx.jpg

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lol what's up with his dick

cutty, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

and asymmetric abdominal cleave

*song-Whose got the herbs by 311* (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 27 June 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Niiiiice

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 29 June 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/327/7429/1459

this was an assigned reading, btw, i shit you not

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I love articles like that! I fail to see the gynecological applications though

Dan I., Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYgikHRt3U

Mariela Ure (jeff), Thursday, 2 July 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

he pinch me

The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 3 July 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

lol just watched he pinch me

cutty, Monday, 6 July 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag

am0n, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

fake

Insane Clown Ventures, LLC (iiiijjjj), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i've seen some babies in my time

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen some episodes of Ally McBeal in my time.

bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh no wait, I haven't.

bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

fatdudefoshizzle (1 minute ago)
its not real, done by computer

JFuggel (2 minutes ago)
haha its not real babies its all a computer.

Partypplz101 (2 minutes ago)
i think its animated!!!!!

am0n, Monday, 6 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL

some american borad (ENBB), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

've seen some episodes of Ally McBeal in my time.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, July 6, 2009 7:08 PM (Yesterday)

shit man, i'd almost forgotten about all of that :(

ian, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I've heard some versions of "Rapper's Delight" in my time.

bENBBag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen some episodes of Ally McBeal in my time.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, July 6, 2009 3:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh no wait, I haven't.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, July 6, 2009 3:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

suave

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

cutty, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

this is just so weird. but especially the slide at :30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrElMOuaOY

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"i'll take that beer"

bentley cadence (gbx), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought she'd chug the beer or something.

cutty, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

That could also belong on the wtf thread.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/CQX4h.jpg

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf wgn

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

AWEZOME

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Eat shit, Laika

timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

is that going to blow up my computer u_u

the "holy..." bimble (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i think that might be al chalk http://www.alchalk.com/

am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

FIIINDER!
FONTBOOK!
GRAB!
SCREEN!
SELECTION!
TIMED IMAGE!
SELECT SCREEN!

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

REVERT TO SAVED!
SHOW PROPERTIES!
PAGE SETUP!
PRINT!
EEEEDDDDIIITTT!

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

JUMP TO SELECTION needs sampling

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get it.

nice babies finnish blast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link


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