nice
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
I'm leaning how to code and "yarn start" makes me think of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHi54FfM29E
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
I always hear Prince's Housequake when I see the Outbreak! thread on ILX. Shut up already, damn!
― Darin, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
Woah oh black pepper, blam alam!
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
old black pepper, keep on rollinmississippi moon woncha keep on shinin on me
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
If you're lost and you look and you will find meSix feet apart
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
downloading updates ---> I know what boys like by The Waitresses
― sarahell, Monday, 13 April 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski)
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin)
Ha, for me black pepper is always to the tune of the SPT version of 'Black Metal' by Venom.
― emil.y, Monday, 13 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
Lay down your bowlTo the gods of shrimp creole
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
You don't need money, don't take fameDon't need no credit card to ride this trainIt's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimesBut it might just save your lifeThat's the Puddle of Mudd
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
COVID-nine-teenNow we’re sharing the same dream
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
don't know much about historydon't know much biologydon't know much immunologydon't know bout epidemiology
but I know more than doctors doCOVID-19 is just the fluI am such a smart guy, yay for me
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 April 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
classic
― ☮️ (peace, man), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
covid nineteenno we can't dance togetherno we can't touch at allplease leave me alone when you leave your house
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
hah voodoo, I had the same thought
Covid-19No we can't dance togetherNo we can't talk at allPlease take me along when you slide on down― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link
great minds, terrible diseases
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Sweet, sweet, little Corona
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
Just bought Alice Coltrane's 'Ptah, the El Daoud', but I keep singing the title to the tune of 'Mouldy Old Dough' by Lieutenant Pigeon.
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
I kissed my girlBy the factory wallPtah, the El Daoud,Mouldy Old Dough
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 20 April 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
Shake ShackGo ahead and give it to meShake Shack Honey, take me through the night
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 20 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link
ok but
The Shake Shack is a little old place whereWe can get together
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
This probably doesn't count but I always replace the word 'man' in a song with 'nan' today hilarious effect.To wit: I'm waiting for my nan.Nan! I feel like a woman.Nan on the moon.Naneater.Nan in the mirror.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 20 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
*to hilarious effect. With hilarious effect? Fucking hell.
Chinaski I love this and it will become my new hobby.
I'm a NAN, yes I am, and I can't help but love you soNannish Boy (spelled N... A, child... N)I'm a nan and so's LolaSharp-Dressed Nan
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
any five-syllable phrase with stress on the fourth acquires the melody of the background singers in calexico's 'güero canelo'
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 April 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
Albert R Broccoli ---> Mesopotamia by the B-52s
― sarahell, Monday, 20 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
Hah, Ye Mad Puffin - sharp dressed Nan just made in real life lol!
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
I do the 'nan' (or gran) thing too.
'Space-Gran, I always wanted you to go into / Space-Gran!'
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link
brotherssisterswe don't need this mega vote thing
― last updated a group of five done twelve times ago (geoffreyess), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
I've been biking around town a lot and finding weird neighborhoods I'd never been in before. Whenever I end up trapped in some subdivision I hear Run's voice from sucker mcs in my head saying 'take that move back it's a cul-de-sac'
― joygoat, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
aged 7 or 8 i remember my dad singing "all coppers are bastards" to the tune of the line "pop does the weasel" when he didn't know i could hear him -- and then (to my mum's tremendous glee) having to explain to me what it means, why someone would say it, and finally why "bastard" is a bad word that it isn't polite to use― mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:32 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinklol― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkwell i can't unhear that now― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:32 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lol
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
well i can't unhear that now
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
proof of the timelessness of the Beatles' melodies:
Something in the way she poopsIt's like she's got a second butthole
and
Lovely Rita Taco MaidNothing can come between usWhen it gets darkYou feed me rice and beans
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
I remember reading somewhere on ILM many years ago, "Lovely Rita Meter Maid two big tittie in an escalade" and to this day I sing that when I hear the song.
― Darin, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
Cat litter!Scoop it out to get even
― peace, man, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Quesadila, quesadilla men have called you
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 15 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
“Quesadilla, quesadilla men have NAMED you....”
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 15 June 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
LolCame to postLexeme, the strawberry girlLexeme, banana split ladybecause of today's Spelling Bee
― Quit It And Hit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
I will too often find myself wandering around the apartment singing "I don't know where my phone is...." to the tune of that Nelly Furtado songs, which is double bad 'cos now I can't find my phone and I'm singing a Nelly Furtado song........
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 4 September 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
I do the same thing!
― peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link
oh see mine is "I want to know where phone is, I want you to show me" dunno if that's worse
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
I think you better call my phoneCome on, help me find my shit
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
"Where is my phone" for me is sung to the tune of "Where is my Mind?"
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
oooh!! good one!
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
No no guys, it's to the tune of 'Where is the Love?'
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
Where is phone? Oh baby don't hurt medon't hurt meno more
― neith moon (ledge), Friday, 4 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
both ledge's and emil.y's came into my head before they posted it, lol....
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
y'all gon make me lose my phoneup in hereup in here
I've been thinking about starting a thread similar to this which is just 'songs you sing to your cat', as every time I feed my boy shrimp & plaice wet food I sing him "I'm gonna feed you shrimp and plaice, gonna stuff it in your face" or similar (usually Prodigy version rather than Max Romeo tbh). Also lots of songs modified to be about his fluff.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
Phone/keys, it is you I'm looking for...
For the cat, it's 'I'm going to feed you Norman, I'm going to feed you, yes I am!' He looks at me like I'm a dick, of course,
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link