The third thumb

popsicle sticks would have to be redesigned to withstand the additional pressure

my first thought, inevitably, was jacking off with it

it would completely change the fingersnap (??)

all fingersnapping sections in musical pieces would have to be rewritten, or at least adapted for different thumb situations

how would a second neck work

like, would it come out of the top of your shoulder and connect to your chin

― DJP

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlZqYvkXoAI7cK_?format=jpg&name=small

trying to really think about what i would do with two thumbs on one hand. i guess first and foremost i'd be pinching things really hard with them

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone)

shit man you know how many doorways opposable thumbs opened up for humanity?

clearly this is the great leap forward, this is the secret to achieving post-human transcendence

actually now i feel like writing a sci-fi story where the evil supergenius is intent on achieving ultimate power through giving himself an extra thumb

*SNAPS SECOND AND THIRD THUMBS TOGETHER, INCREDIBLY LOUDLY *

EUREKA!!!

new movie review option: three thumbs up, way up

when we’re chastising people for procrastinating in the future we’ll need to tell them to get their thumbs out of their ass

speaking of, "the shocker" is going to have to be modified

or rather it now will be REALLY shocking

two in the pink
one in the stink
one for Elijah

using every thumb i can source to fp dan for that post

kind of shocked that he went there

no yr not

My timing possibly could have been better