When I was stroking that guy's dick, certainly didn't feel all that gratifying to me.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 4 October 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
uh
― just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Saturday, 4 October 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Ladies and gentlemen and G00gle, l0u1s jagg3r.
― caek, Saturday, 4 October 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, otherwise, WTF? You can get into a hypothetical situation whereby a woman receives cunnilingus from her partner, she orgasms, the partner doesn't [...]
― Cat Concern Charity Shop (Masonic Boom), Saturday, October 4, 2008 2:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah this happens
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 October 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
any act of physical union of the genitalia or anus of 1 person with the mouth, anus or genitalia of another person. It occurs upon any penetration, however slight. Ejaculation is not required.
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penetration, however slight, of the labia majora by a penis
vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, fellatio or cunnilingus between persons regardless of sex. Its meaning is limited to persons not married to each other. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse or fellatio and does not require emission of semen. Penetration may be committed by an object manipulated by the actor into the genital or anal opening of the victim's body.
a joining of the sexual organs of a male and female human being in which the penis of the male is inserted into the vagina of the female or the penetration of the sexual organs of a male or female human being in which the penis or an object is inserted into the genitals, anus or perineum of a male or female.
vulvar penetration as well as cunnilingus, fellatio or anal intercourse between persons or any other intrusion, however slight, of any part of a person's body or of any object into the genital or anal opening either by the defendant or upon the defendant's instruction. The emission of semen is not required.
any act between persons married to each other involving penetration, however slight, of the female sex organ by the male sex organ or involving contact between the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of his or her spouse
― :):):):):):):):)i have westlaw access:):):):):):):):) (unregistered), Sunday, 5 October 2008 07:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Sure, a beej is sex, but dude, 7 years????
The short answer to this question is the girls I was with during this time weren't ready for it, and since I didn't know any different, it didn't bother me. I know now that intercourse is awesome, but back then just seeing someone naked and experiencing some degree of sexual pleasure with them was enough (sometimes it still is).
― jaymc, Monday, 6 October 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
if oral sex was sex it would just be called sex like sex is just called sex duh
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
By that definition only penis-to-vagina intercourse is sex though, everything else has those labels. So gays and lesbians aren't really having sex, they just think they do.
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 October 2008 06:22 (fifteen years ago) link
well anal sex is only really called anal when youre talking about boys w/ girls, otherwise its just called sex, right? i dont know about girls <3 girls. is a woman who has only ever been with other women still a virgin? technically, yes. what makes you lose your virginity? this is pretty basic shit tuomas
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
So anal sex is sex only between gay men, but not between a straight couple? And if a lesbian couple only has oral sex or handjobs, they're not having sex? So they can only have proper sex with a dildo or a strap-on?
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
thats like the complete opposite of what i said, T.
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Mere oral is an act that only physically gratifies one person sexually, no matter how much the other party is turned on by doing it.
I wonder whether Louis has yet encountered the concept of the "fake orgasm".
― I did suggest scissoring for lesbians. (libcrypt), Monday, 6 October 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
JOhn D, otm
― Michael White, Monday, 6 October 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ ppl getting huffy about other ppl's definitions of sex
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 6 October 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ yes, keep it up, so to speak
― velko, Monday, 6 October 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Redefinition of marriage debate to thread.
― I did suggest scissoring for lesbians. (libcrypt), Monday, 6 October 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"i believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers"
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 October 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
how do you define sex
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Sex before marriage when I was 'ligious: oral didn't really count as sex
Sex after: oral wicked counts as sex
― Abbott, Monday, 6 October 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
according to the dudes on this thread lesbians aren't capable of having sex
Pauline Kael basically said this in a film review about 40 years ago (The Fox, I think).
Anyway, as Scott Thompson of TKITH said, if oral doesn't count, I'm a virgin.(not ME, Dr M)
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
thank u 4 clarifying
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
that was just for jaymc's dossier.
― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 12 October 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
how is sex formed
― eman, Monday, 13 October 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
INformed. amirite?!
― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 18 October 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link