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Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks

— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020

wow what a fucking asshole

I think you mean Asshole

I must admit as incredibly poorly-timed, insensitive and unwelcome comments go, I'm a fan. All the best

i love risking my life because my brother is too much of a man-child to leave the house by himself and has a craving for shitty burgers

shitty burger places are still open where you are Nhex? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Macca’s is pretty much an essential service down here. They’ve aggressively been advertising how you can buy milk and bread (bags of buns) at the drive through window.

xp yeah, for take-out, all restaurants are open

The Queen should never have worn green pic.twitter.com/A71vse3Uvq

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 7, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glkR2X2euuQ

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVQVPu3X0AcMKkL?format=jpg&name=medium

A whole mood pic.twitter.com/iMm4qbW5LS

— Janet D. (@TheRealPRLady) April 9, 2020

gold

Yep, sterling material.

a+

https://i.imgur.com/hAEZ8yn.png

ha

https://i.imgur.com/V8Q8WRf.jpg

Sometimes you hear a song so perfect that you just have to share with the world 🎸https://t.co/29sEQJZ0da pic.twitter.com/9XLG4UU9ah

— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) April 16, 2020

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaH-qT4Rm0

^ legit spectacular

holy shit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV_-YbYUcAEAs1h?format=jpg&name=large

Just went on a whole journey in my head about how eating ghosts was fatal for the original Pac-Man ... unless he had also just eaten a power pill which would make the ghosts flash blue... and white.

Pandemic passes pedantic test, well done.

Last two contributions A+

That pass the pepper video was amazing! Did the guy memorize the names at the end?

I was wondering the same and saw that they are taped to the inside of the barball on the floor

barbell

This is perfection 👏😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6HIArUvPZG

— Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20) April 20, 2020

A tale in 3 acts pic.twitter.com/NGR1Ptxnhl

— r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk (@cypnk) April 21, 2020

The #ReopenNC folks are a special kind of stupid. pic.twitter.com/SneHjI6wZ6

— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) April 20, 2020

leaning to the right for the first time with that one

LMAO

I love the internet 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/yiOh4kuqzz

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020

ice cold

i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?

today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.

imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:

https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-uncirculated-reverse-768x768.jpg

a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, I’m sorry

idk it worked in my browser

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/01/10/u-s-mint-samoan-fruit-bat-new-quarter-2020/4433464002/

i got you!

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I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators

How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020

Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.

Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).

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I want the bat quarters

^^

that quarter is sick

Peak Norfolk

From the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-
If the person wearing the ‘Plague Dr’ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.
Many Thanks
Norfolk Police

— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020

I didn’t think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/pGk4NvP1to

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020

(Sound 🔊)

FYI: Don’t be a Carrol 🧐😷 pic.twitter.com/KiLhGJItA1

— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020

this goes

Omfg pic.twitter.com/qAkWZS7l9s

— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020