fresh off her success of pinpointing the home address of the new head of mi5 on twitter, great job ruth
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:44 (four years ago) link
#fapforboris
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link
DON'T RUIN FAPPING FOR ME
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
#makebabiesforboris, it’s what he would want
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
The clapping is lame enough but when you get the very PM that's bungled this crisis from the start piggybacking himself onto what is supposed be for support for crucial front line workers, it's just extremely wrong.
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:08 (four years ago) link
That tweet was obviously written by Dominic Cummings and fuck giving it precious oxygen right now.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link
All for denying these ppl precious oxygen
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:11 (four years ago) link
I'd engage with the clapping if it was followed by a minute's booing for this shit shower of a govt.
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
broke: #clapforboriswoke: #orangemarchforboris
The head of Scotland’s Orange Lodge has called for a special march through Glasgow honouring the Conservative government’s response to the Coronavirus pandemic to be held later this year.Jim McHarg, Grand Master of the Grand Orange Lodge of Scotland, said Boris Johnson’s government had stepped up to provide a “package of support unlike anything we have ever seen before”.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
I don’t even get it on a basic level - what does clapping mean here, congratulations for getting sick?
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
Me at a loved ones death bed: bravo!
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
Do we still clap if he dies before 8pm?
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
‘thank u based boris for putting your moist, undulating corpus on the line for us, the poor undeserving sinners of this united kingdom’ is basically how i break it down to an extent
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link
A round of applause for your pancreatic cancer, dear uncle!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
if he goes after the shops shut and i can't run out for a bottle of fizz i'll be peeved
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
the most bizarre and inappropriate responses so far have come from literal tory mps. absolutely bananas https://t.co/H2hozyHLzf— tristandross (@tristandross) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
definitely blasting stephan f across the street if this gets traction
(it won't in hackney tho)
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link
not remotely surprised that there's a bunch of Bufton-Tufton backbenchers in a constant state of arousal at the possibility of a real war
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
all of them still itching to nuke corbyn on his veg patch
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/07/uk-workers-economic-coronavirus-guarantee-universal-basic-income?
Good piece with a nice but on the clap at the end 👏👏👏
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
I think that "pillock in Iran" might be a bit too preoccupied with their own problems to be harbouring dastardly plans to land occupying artesh forces in Jersey!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link
854 new deaths seems bad
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
yeah it's one short
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
Cmon lads, we can take Italy's record. Less clapping more dying!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link
ok a "clap for boris" meme just went up in the homerton mutual aid whatsapp, stoked for the response
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link
I'm dreading the horror when this lying racist amoral cunt recovers and gets out of hospital - as we all know he will. He's going to be Churchill and post-Brighton Bombing Thatcher all rolled into one, we are NEVER going to hear the end of this. It'll be like the Winter of Discontent, still be banging on about 50 years later.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
response on the whatsapp so far has been hostile tbf
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
But if he croaks it this will be even worse, he'll be a consensus figure and whoever's in charge will get to coast by on that.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
He's not going to croak.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
I disagree anyway, it'll be far worse if he lives.
They may as well make him Prime Minister for life.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
Alternative possible bojo legacy
https://66.media.tumblr.com/252f62070064080e551e2b2ddd2a2d6d/tumblr_inline_o8hi7dAMLX1r18uik_500.gifv
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
one nice thing about all this has been seeing families riding their bikes together on the roads... you know, like is commonplace in many other european cities who privilege cycling infrastructure over cars.... still a lot of xunt drivers about. it's like, mate, nowhere's open, why u in a rush tho
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
I'm not wishing death on anyone but the sanctimonous pleas for basic human decency from right wing fuckers who shed not a single fucking tear for ten years of austerity, poverty and suicide are getting right on my tits.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
Doesn't really need repeating, but Johnson popping his clogs would possibly impact these shitebags on a personal (i.e. financial) level, hence the self-pitying pleas for decency. Some cash-strapped disabled person starving to death in a council flat doesn't, so they don't even think about it. Now just picture the bemused incomprehension if this was pointed out to them.
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link
otm xp
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
Going to go out on a limb and say that the cartoonist saying his caricature isn’t antisemitic by posting a closeup of Ed Miliband’s nose in extreme profile may have been a bad decision.
Dear everyone.Here's Ed Miliband's nose. 🙄#cartoon #Caricature pic.twitter.com/QmOPUmRNYv— Christian Adams (@Adamstoon1) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link
actually i think you’ll find my antisemitic cartoon is very accurate
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link
He’s absolutely losing it on his tl
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:04 (fifty minutes ago) link
We're not getting out of this for 12-18 months until there's a vaccine, and even then Boris or whoever is in charge will preside over a deep recession. This won't save him.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
Trump's speech about how he's personally helping Boris with the theraputics, theraputically. it's quite a thing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-52193422/boris-johnson-trump-asks-drug-companies-to-assist-pm-s-recovery
― koogs, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
(xp) No idea why you think they'd get the blame for a recession.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
They've got an even better excuse than Liam Byrne leaving a cheeky wee note in the Treasury.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link
It's what you do to get out of the recession if people were to lose their livelihoods.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
Maybe, but this is the Get Out of Jail card of all time for a presiding government.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link
They've managed to get away with blaming the last Labour goverment for ten years and three Prime Minsters, how long are they going to be able to spin this one out?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
The last financial crisis took place under the last Labour government, and under the Tories there has not been a recession as such.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
proof that austerity works imo, time to liquidate more poors once this all blows over so we can pay for the generosity the government showed in the crisis
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
Rescuing us from a crisis they had no control over by making the tough choices that need making. Part 2.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link