MasksWait, they don't love you like I love you.
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link
PTSD, we're making that green,People always say, "What the hell does that mean?"
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uiad83p.png
No need to ask, it's an egg separatorEgg separator, egg separatorEgg separator
― anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link
oh that is really good, that will follow me forever
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
When you're sliding into firstAnd you hear BLAPSQUISHPLOPSLURPOnomatopoeia
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
when i was a kid my bff and i made a whole weird al parody of "smooth operator" called "smooth toilet paper"it was awesome
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
Go wipe your ass with theSMOOTH TOILET PAPAH
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
smoooooothtoilet papaaaaaaahh
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
imagining the phrase "go wipe your ahhhsss" in sade's voice is too much lol
― fauci wally (voodoo chili), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
the one part i remember is the "coast to coast" part which ended
I think I'll diiiiiiiiieSo I buy thesmooth toilet papaaaah
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
FWIW I have been known to sing the Offspring "you gotta keep 'em sepaRATed" thing while separating eggs. Also helps with recycling.
A seam ripper (a sewing implement) is usually intoned to the tune of "Moon River." Seam ripper, wider than a mile etc.
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
That said, a friend of mine once worked in an office where someone who used the restroom in a spectacularly malodorous fashion, at about 12:00 every day. This person was stealthy and was never observed in the act. In fact, there was speculation that the person may not even have worked there, but rather was a worker on an adjacent construction site. He or she became known as "the noon shitter."
It became, as they say, A Thing.
Inevitably "noon shitter" became followed by "wider than a mile..."
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
xp - ha "Seam ripper" for me, translates to "Sex Shooter" by Appolonia 6 -- "Seam Ripper, ripping seams in my direction!"
― sarahell, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
and on the Sade topic -- a friend has a dog named Blade. Another friend and I thought it was funny to pronounce the dog's name "Bla-day" (to rhyme with Sade the singer) which spawned dog-themed lyrics to Sade's greatest hits: Smooth Pupperator, Sweetest Dog Food, etc.
― sarahell, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link
That said, a friend of mine once worked in an office where someone who used the restroom in a spectacularly malodorous fashion, at about 12:00 every day. This person was stealthy and was never observed in the act. In fact, there was speculation that the person may not even have worked there, but rather was a worker on an adjacent construction site. He or she became known as "the noon shitter."It became, as they say, A Thing.Inevitably "noon shitter" became followed by "wider than a mile..."― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:22 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:22 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Whoa-oh here he comesWatch out boy, he'll foul your jobWhoa-oh here he comesHe's a noon shitter
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link
nice
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
I'm leaning how to code and "yarn start" makes me think of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHi54FfM29E
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
I always hear Prince's Housequake when I see the Outbreak! thread on ILX. Shut up already, damn!
― Darin, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
Woah oh black pepper, blam alam!
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
old black pepper, keep on rollinmississippi moon woncha keep on shinin on me
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
If you're lost and you look and you will find meSix feet apart
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
downloading updates ---> I know what boys like by The Waitresses
― sarahell, Monday, 13 April 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski)
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin)
Ha, for me black pepper is always to the tune of the SPT version of 'Black Metal' by Venom.
― emil.y, Monday, 13 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
Lay down your bowlTo the gods of shrimp creole
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
You don't need money, don't take fameDon't need no credit card to ride this trainIt's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimesBut it might just save your lifeThat's the Puddle of Mudd
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
COVID-nine-teenNow we’re sharing the same dream
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
don't know much about historydon't know much biologydon't know much immunologydon't know bout epidemiology
but I know more than doctors doCOVID-19 is just the fluI am such a smart guy, yay for me
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 April 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
classic
― ☮️ (peace, man), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
covid nineteenno we can't dance togetherno we can't touch at allplease leave me alone when you leave your house
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
hah voodoo, I had the same thought
Covid-19No we can't dance togetherNo we can't talk at allPlease take me along when you slide on down― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link
great minds, terrible diseases
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Sweet, sweet, little Corona
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
Just bought Alice Coltrane's 'Ptah, the El Daoud', but I keep singing the title to the tune of 'Mouldy Old Dough' by Lieutenant Pigeon.
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
I kissed my girlBy the factory wallPtah, the El Daoud,Mouldy Old Dough
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 20 April 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
Shake ShackGo ahead and give it to meShake Shack Honey, take me through the night
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 20 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link
ok but
The Shake Shack is a little old place whereWe can get together
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
This probably doesn't count but I always replace the word 'man' in a song with 'nan' today hilarious effect.To wit: I'm waiting for my nan.Nan! I feel like a woman.Nan on the moon.Naneater.Nan in the mirror.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 20 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
*to hilarious effect. With hilarious effect? Fucking hell.
Chinaski I love this and it will become my new hobby.
I'm a NAN, yes I am, and I can't help but love you soNannish Boy (spelled N... A, child... N)I'm a nan and so's LolaSharp-Dressed Nan
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
any five-syllable phrase with stress on the fourth acquires the melody of the background singers in calexico's 'güero canelo'
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 April 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
Albert R Broccoli ---> Mesopotamia by the B-52s
― sarahell, Monday, 20 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
Hah, Ye Mad Puffin - sharp dressed Nan just made in real life lol!
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
I do the 'nan' (or gran) thing too.
'Space-Gran, I always wanted you to go into / Space-Gran!'
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link
brotherssisterswe don't need this mega vote thing
― last updated a group of five done twelve times ago (geoffreyess), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
I've been biking around town a lot and finding weird neighborhoods I'd never been in before. Whenever I end up trapped in some subdivision I hear Run's voice from sucker mcs in my head saying 'take that move back it's a cul-de-sac'
― joygoat, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
aged 7 or 8 i remember my dad singing "all coppers are bastards" to the tune of the line "pop does the weasel" when he didn't know i could hear him -- and then (to my mum's tremendous glee) having to explain to me what it means, why someone would say it, and finally why "bastard" is a bad word that it isn't polite to use― mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:32 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinklol― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkwell i can't unhear that now― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:32 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lol
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
well i can't unhear that now
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
proof of the timelessness of the Beatles' melodies:
Something in the way she poopsIt's like she's got a second butthole
and
Lovely Rita Taco MaidNothing can come between usWhen it gets darkYou feed me rice and beans
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
I remember reading somewhere on ILM many years ago, "Lovely Rita Meter Maid two big tittie in an escalade" and to this day I sing that when I hear the song.
― Darin, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
Cat litter!Scoop it out to get even
― peace, man, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link