love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

Crikey.

He couldn't...could he?

Feeling bad about my fake "PM IN INTENSIVE CARE" article I sent round the family group chat as an April Fool.

until cunt is rolled onto a bag for zipping im calling it a pr stunt so the country pulls behind the cunt after his brave recovery

I think he could. Is Michael Rosen OK btw?

until cunt is rolled onto a bag for zipping im calling it a pr stunt so the country pulls behind the cunt after his brave recovery

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, April 6, 2020 9:29 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Feeling this tbh

shurely even he couldn't game the system like that?

PRAY FOR RONA

out of hospital and recovering iirc, thank fuck xp

Tom D - yes Rosen is making a recovery

Yep, until I see a cadaver this didn't happen.

Yeah I’d say he’s really unwell going by how Downing St has informed us of his condition to date.

we all ready to get tutted at by the usuals if this cunt dies?

Via a tweet 😀

Hello: Michael continues to receive excellent care from great @NHSuk He is still poorly but has remained stable this week with some positive signs of improvement. It's a long, hard process for Michael but he knows he has ALL our love & support. Emma x @underthecranes @J0e_R0sen

— Michael Rosen (@MichaelRosenYes) April 5, 2020

Operation Last Gasp...

moved "as a precaution" apparently

idk am i one of yer usuals or not because ill post a cake to the slack within an hour of confirmation

next stage has to be cremated as a precaution

NOT A BORIS FAN BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE COMIC TIMING OF HIS GENERIC ‘STAY INDOORS OR WE’RE ALL FUCKED’ LETTER TODAY OF ALL DAYS

— Hadley Freeman-on-the-land (@wariotifo) April 6, 2020

THIS COULD NOW CONCEIVABLY LAND ON PEOPLES DOORMATS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. WHAT A FUCKING WORLD

— Hadley Freeman-on-the-land (@wariotifo) April 6, 2020

nah say what you like darragh but you've never wagged the finger at people cruelly celebrating a celeb death

A whole cascade of precautionary measures being taken here

12m ago

It is understood Johnson was moved to the intensive care unit just short of an hour and a half ago.

The decision was made by his medical team after his condition worsened over the course of Monday. The prime minister is understood to be conscious and to have been moved as a precaution in case he needs ventilation.

Tomorrow he'll pick his coffin and lie in it, as a precaution in case he dies.

we all ready to get tutted at by the usuals if this cunt dies?

just got ours today

xps

Trending:
#prayforboris
#getwellboris

I will be praying.

trying not to lol about this online too much in case, in an ironic twist, i too end up dying from the covid in a month or two but it's fuckin' difficult lads

Mashing refresh on the RIA Novosti homepage.

Was about to say the Russians were telling the truth, it was the Tories who were lying.

My feeling is that karma is a bitch, so I would rather not snark beyond a certain point.

the more reason to take the joy as it comes bg

suzy and dmac, the angel and the devil on my shoulder

well I’m no fan of his general political outlook, but I will give Keir Starmer credit for making his first act as leader of the opposition killing the prime minister

— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 6, 2020

I would accept any egg on my face if I was to succumb to the rona after Bojo

trying not to lol about this online too much in case, in an ironic twist, i too end up dying from the covid in a month or two but it's fuckin' difficult lads

I thought about this too but there's just no way I'm lucky enough to see two of my least favorite people dispatched within such short notice

its pascals wager in reverse, loving boris dying isnt going to determine at all whether you get it or not so as well to get yr lols in first

xp harsh on bg there simon

damn what a way to find out i'm on simon's shitlist

Yes, that didn't quite read right.

If I’m dying because of the virus boris spread I will not take any time to feel bad at the time I laughed at boris dying because of the virus boris spread

you know I heart you bizz xps

I thought he was referring to Pep's mum xp

heh

in other news, i'm enjoying ian duncan smith's quiet disapproval of boris' failure to bootstrap his way out of the 'rona

I know him very well so I am deeply saddened really that it should come to this. He has obviously worked like mad to try and get through this but it’s not good enough so far.

didnt want it enough where was pogba

Fucks sake Keir, now isn’t the time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU8QfzTXYAEtLvl?format=jpg&name=large

Lol

let's all take a moment to remember boris in happier times

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain. pic.twitter.com/dLQUVauCKg

— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) January 2, 2020

tbf he looks ill there

find me a picture where he doesn’t look ill tbf

He literally always looks like he’s just rolled out of bed after a week long bender but still damn.