I was feeling totally chill about the current situation before I learned that Dominic Raab is the only thing standing between us and the total collapse of society.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link
There's a chance Raab could die?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link
The people in parks will see to that
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:38 (four years ago) link
Co-raab-avirus
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
love him or hate him he is a figure that people can rally around
Have seen no evidence of this whatsoever, then again I don't read the Mail or have a Russian-funded Facebook feed
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
Raab's Power Graab.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
Need a walk today, wonder where the best place will be to avoid stop and search and a kicking
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
i believe this was all foretold in the old testament? 'after the pestilence cometh the age of crustaceans' - domini craab = lord of the crabs
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
Guy N Smith tried to tell us
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link
The UK will start to return to normal in the next 10 days after the peak is reached.
this is 5G-level thinking
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
The golf courses tend to not be where the people are, mind.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink
That is true of say inner cities, but not so of other places.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link
How far down the line of succession is Lord Buckethead?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
So in the unlikely event of Queenie, Chaz, Wills, Harry + associated kids all dying, does Andrew become King? Yes I've seen King Ralph btw
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link
I'm just the messenger. We're approaching a return to normality alongside a societal breakdown
― anvil, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
what if they're both the same?
https://i.imgflip.com/1l8thn.jpg
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
James Meadway on 'Labour's legal turn'https://www.thesocialreview.co.uk/2020/04/05/labours-legal-turn/
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
There’s no point to engaging with that shit but this is one case where I would be tempted to remind them they said that in, say, 21 days, before asking them to shut the fuck up about everything forever xps
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link
BREAKING:· David Lammy, Shadow Justice· John Healey, Shadow Defence· Ed Miliband, Shadow BEIS· Emily Thornberry, Shadow International Trade· Jonathan Reynolds, Shadow Work and Pensions· Rebecca Long-Bailey, Shadow Education— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
· Jo Stevens, Shadow Digital, Culture, Media and Sport· Bridget Philipson, Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury· Luke Pollard, Shadow DEFRA· Steve Reed, Shadow Communities and Local Government· Thangam Debbonaire, Shadow Housing— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
· Jim McMahon, Shadow Transport· Preet Gill, Shadow International Development· Louise Haigh, Shadow Northern Ireland (interim)· Ian Murray, Shadow Scotland· Nia Griffith, Shadow Wales· Marsha de Cordova, Shadow Women and Equalities— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
· Andy McDonald, Shadow Employment Rights and Protections · Rosena Allin-Khan, Shadow Minister for Mental Health · Cat Smith, Shadow Minister for Young People and Voter Engagement · Lord Falconer, Shadow Attorney General— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link
Seems ok.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
ian murray
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
The Tories did this in 2015 when they only had one Scottish mp, as soon as they had more than 1 in 17 Corbyn replaced Murray with the newly-elected Lesley Laird.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:43 (four years ago) link
Said Andy Mcdonald would be in there the other day. He's quite impressive tbf
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
No Dawn Butler!
But good to see de Cordova in there.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link
Cat Smith is very good and a Corbyn protegé
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link
Jess Phillips still waiting for her close-up, LOL
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link
Wales and Scotland seem fucked forever.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:53 (four years ago) link
Dawn Butler really the biggest omission here.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link
No Yvette Cooper. Also lol no Jess Phillips what a surprise.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link
No Hilary Benn either thank god.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link
lol if chuka had held on for 8 months he probably could've been shadow chancellor
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
The melt WhatsApp group will be having a mini meltdown over some of these omissions perhaps
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
I'm just trying to imagine what it's like being in a group chat where the consensus is Starmer is too much of a lefty.
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:04 (four years ago) link
Be like the us politics threads I guess
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
Lol yep!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link
butler def a poor omission but folks admit you were slightly blindsided by this cabinet lol
the proof of the broad church approach is yet to come (and i know it's not ideal) but for all of starmer's weak rhetoric and collaborationist demeanour there's enough for me to keep a shaky faith for now
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link
nice to see phillips, benn et al punished for being essentially snakes
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link
NEW: Sir Keir Starmer's new communications director is reportedly to be from a private healthcare lobbying corporation set up in 2013 by Bill Morgan, ex-special adviser to Tory Health Secretary Andrew Lansley, architect of most recent rounds of NHS privatisation. #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/uvnCLtzNQf— Afshin Rattansi (@afshinrattansi) April 6, 2020
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
all PR people are amoral shysters tbf
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
crankish account as well like, but that Nunn seems extraordinarily awful and I wasn't a Milne fan either tbh but at least he wasn't from a private healthcare lobby background
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link
now more than ever we need the influence of private healthcare in politics
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link
a lot of shit stuck to milne alas, i guess the thought here is to hire someone utterly beige, but that background is odious if accurate, yeah
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link
a sexy PR campaign isn't why a party sells. You tell me - Get Brexit Done? What was that? There was nothing in that goddamn manifesto.
Excuse me. We'll talk about this after.
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link
Shadow chancellor is actual work though, Chuka was probably holding out for shadow culture or shadow defence.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
butler def a poor omission but folks admit you were /slightly/ blindsided by this cabinet lolthe proof of the broad church approach is yet to come (and i know it's not ideal) but for all of starmer's weak rhetoric and collaborationist demeanour there's enough for me to keep a shaky faith for now
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link
xxp Sometimes it's the lies you don't tell.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link
INCISIVE HEALTH's logo reminds me of the excellent 70s board game AMOEBA (my sister has our edn of this with her in hastings i imagine)
https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/183520314107_/Vintage-1960-70s-amoeba-Board-Game-by-Marx.jpg
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:21 (thirty-four minutes ago) link
Lol stop pretending this isn't your politics it's embarrassing.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
butler def a poor omission but folks admit you were /slightly/ blindsided by this cabinet lol
It's pretty representative of what i've always thought Starmer's base to be, tbh - a bunch of soft-left technocratic people bookended with a smattering of unreconstructed Blairites and optimistic leftists. It seems pretty clear that the Labour right was briefing the sympathetic press on what they wanted to happen, not what they knew was going to happen.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
One of the other founders of Incisive Health was an adviser to Jon Trickett and their client list is the usual mix of pharma companies plus the General Medical Council, health charities like Alzheimers Research UK and 38Degrees. They'll take anyone's money in the healthcare sector.
Not a hill anyone should be arsed to die on but it doesn't necesarily mean he'll be lobbying on behalf of private healthcare from within the leader's office, although I'd worry how many of them will have his phone number already. TBH I'd be OK if he stuck to what PR guys are supposed to do rather than the modern version which appears to be to control every aspect of policy despite being completely unelected.
I'd be more worried about the fact that he worked on Owen Smith's campaign and we know what a rousing success that was.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link