oh my god if he died tho
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Of course, we have to wait until we're virtually breathing our last.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
Might say a prayer tonight
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
They are trolling us
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
take it on the chin, boris, but if you must die so that others can be dissuaded from sunbathing in the lark, then so be it
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
jfc UK twitter is absolutely packed full of cunts wishing well to BJ and dribbling over the queen, shit fucking country populated by cunts.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
oh well at least it will be a story he can tell all his kids one day ... or maybe not!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
CaAL - quit twitter imo
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
barcode lad otm
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link
tbf my twitter isn't full of either
― mark s, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link
I have gone through phases with twitter and have made it manageable through selective unfollowing and muting words - what I did wrong today was to click the trending topics.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Looking at the BBC news twitter and it's pretty even between ppl laughing about it or not.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
my twitter is full of pregnant sonic the hedgehog splosh fetish fanart, as usual
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
what my twitter is full of:
Dying with your pants off— Deleted Wiki Titles (@DeletedWiki) April 5, 2020
― mark s, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
This was the topic most full of cunts - https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Hope%20Boris%22&src=trend_click
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link
“The pride in who we are is not a part of our past, it defines our present and our future.” The Queen speaks for the whole country and our determination to defeat the coronavirus. #QueensSpeech— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) April 5, 2020
i'd much rather this cunt died than boris tbh
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
why not all 3
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
Keir Starmer8 mins · Wishing the Prime Minister well and a speedy recovery.
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
but i thought only bad things come in threes?
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
Oh God that Queen tweet was awful. Sir Sensible
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link
Look, telling the Queen to get tae fuck is the old politics
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
How does a flabby alkie do with the Rona generally?
― santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
Dunno suzy I don't think I've caught it yet
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
LOOOOOOOOL
― santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
I don’t watch any of his videos but apparently he looked rough in the last one?
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
looking rough is part of his #brand iirc
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
I've been sceptical about that myself and still am tbh .. never a trust a f/t tory bullshitter who says they have the rona until they are actually dead imo!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
boris take the die-of-corona challenge
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link
He’ll be fine, they’re probably kicking a 20-year-old off a ventilator as we speak just in case boris’s sniffles worsen
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
the tv networks are showing footage of boris, and at first i thought it was footage of him coming down with the rona, but i’ve just realised he always looks like like he’s coming down with something
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
Last PM to die in office was Lord Palmerston, who died on 18 October 1865, aged 80 (two days before his 81st birthday), it's been quite a while, guess we're due one sooner or later.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
Campbell-Bannerman got pretty close
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
Thatcher too
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link
(xp) He actually died in 10 Downing Street!
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link
Wasn't Eden almost technically dead a few times in office? He was a fucking wreck!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
Braindead.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
thatcher was never alive in Downing Street tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
lads
Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator 🤔 https://t.co/24nAgenm5f— max seddon (@maxseddon) April 5, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
Russians lovin' it.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
what is dead may never diexxp, but also could be xp
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
seems legit
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
fuck maybe his sniffles worsened
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
Is that the name of their dog?
Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
Are we sure it's not just a massive bong?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink
Well yes I'm sure if you search it like that ofc you are going to get plenty of get well etc. But note the odd threats and aggression if you are not toeing the line.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
big ben MUST bong for boris
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
selfish bastard needs to stop taking up space if he's going to die soon anyway
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link
beautiful pic.twitter.com/2bw2XwVTJO— NumberGoDown (@DownNumber) April 5, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/UBpCT1VBBh— Loki (@Lokinash06) April 5, 2020
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link