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hi @metpoliceuk, walking through finsbury park alone just now, taking exercise, i witnessed a woman being confronted by two police officers looking distressed. a concerned citizen, i stopped briefly - over 2 meters away - to see what was happening. 1/— michael segalov (@MikeSegalov) April 5, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 5 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Doing more opposition than the Lab party, an ongoing series:
Wayne Rooney, nailing it. pic.twitter.com/pfrLhZlWp1— Jake Gallagher (@MatchoftheDave) April 5, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
Fuck anyone shouting right up in anyone's face right now especially in the name of protecting the public.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
FTQ
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 19:38 (four years ago) link
Boris in hospital!
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
fair play to the lad, he’s committing to the bit
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
This is a precautionary step, as the Prime Minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus ten days after testing positive for the virus. - Downing Street on PMs admission to hospital— norman smith (@BBCNormanS) April 5, 2020
― stet, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
In for 'tests'. At least somebody's getting tested.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
The rest of us don't get taken in on day 10 when still feeling grim, natch.
― stet, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
oh my god if he died tho
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Of course, we have to wait until we're virtually breathing our last.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
Might say a prayer tonight
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
They are trolling us
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
take it on the chin, boris, but if you must die so that others can be dissuaded from sunbathing in the lark, then so be it
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
jfc UK twitter is absolutely packed full of cunts wishing well to BJ and dribbling over the queen, shit fucking country populated by cunts.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
oh well at least it will be a story he can tell all his kids one day ... or maybe not!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
CaAL - quit twitter imo
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
barcode lad otm
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link
tbf my twitter isn't full of either
― mark s, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link
I have gone through phases with twitter and have made it manageable through selective unfollowing and muting words - what I did wrong today was to click the trending topics.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Looking at the BBC news twitter and it's pretty even between ppl laughing about it or not.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
my twitter is full of pregnant sonic the hedgehog splosh fetish fanart, as usual
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
what my twitter is full of:
Dying with your pants off— Deleted Wiki Titles (@DeletedWiki) April 5, 2020
― mark s, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
This was the topic most full of cunts - https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Hope%20Boris%22&src=trend_click
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link
“The pride in who we are is not a part of our past, it defines our present and our future.” The Queen speaks for the whole country and our determination to defeat the coronavirus. #QueensSpeech— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) April 5, 2020
i'd much rather this cunt died than boris tbh
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
why not all 3
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
Keir Starmer8 mins · Wishing the Prime Minister well and a speedy recovery.
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
but i thought only bad things come in threes?
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
Oh God that Queen tweet was awful. Sir Sensible
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link
Look, telling the Queen to get tae fuck is the old politics
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
How does a flabby alkie do with the Rona generally?
― santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
Dunno suzy I don't think I've caught it yet
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
LOOOOOOOOL
― santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
I don’t watch any of his videos but apparently he looked rough in the last one?
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
looking rough is part of his #brand iirc
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
I've been sceptical about that myself and still am tbh .. never a trust a f/t tory bullshitter who says they have the rona until they are actually dead imo!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
boris take the die-of-corona challenge
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link
He’ll be fine, they’re probably kicking a 20-year-old off a ventilator as we speak just in case boris’s sniffles worsen
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
the tv networks are showing footage of boris, and at first i thought it was footage of him coming down with the rona, but i’ve just realised he always looks like like he’s coming down with something
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
Last PM to die in office was Lord Palmerston, who died on 18 October 1865, aged 80 (two days before his 81st birthday), it's been quite a while, guess we're due one sooner or later.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
Campbell-Bannerman got pretty close
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
Thatcher too
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link
(xp) He actually died in 10 Downing Street!
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link
Wasn't Eden almost technically dead a few times in office? He was a fucking wreck!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
Braindead.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
thatcher was never alive in Downing Street tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
lads
Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator 🤔 https://t.co/24nAgenm5f— max seddon (@maxseddon) April 5, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
Russians lovin' it.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
what is dead may never diexxp, but also could be xp
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
seems legit
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link