love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

he's certainly done nothing to assuage anybody's concerns in the last 24 hours

(official US-style response) HEY AT LEAST HE'S NOT BOJO RIGHT?

no self-respecting LOTO deals with Murdoch scum press, never mind doing it exclusively behind a Murdoch paywall. What a fucking waste of skin.

remember he told the scousers he wouldn't do it and told the fabians the next day he would. fucking worthless melt.

I've actually got more respect for Boris than Starmer.

Nobody has any respect for Boris, be fair.

Point stands

at least Boris is a Tory Cunt in the Tory party

pic.twitter.com/bBaBTzXbvz

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 5, 2020

time for the fuckin’ queeeeen

she didn’t eat a single baby, what a load of shit

Mad props to her for using her personal wealth to pay for respirators tho

Thread:

hi @metpoliceuk, walking through finsbury park alone just now, taking exercise, i witnessed a woman being confronted by two police officers looking distressed. a concerned citizen, i stopped briefly - over 2 meters away - to see what was happening. 1/

— michael segalov (@MikeSegalov) April 5, 2020

Doing more opposition than the Lab party, an ongoing series:

Wayne Rooney, nailing it. pic.twitter.com/pfrLhZlWp1

— Jake Gallagher (@MatchoftheDave) April 5, 2020

Fuck anyone shouting right up in anyone's face right now especially in the name of protecting the public.

FTQ

Boris in hospital!

fair play to the lad, he’s committing to the bit

This is a precautionary step, as the Prime Minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus ten days after testing positive for the virus. - Downing Street on PMs admission to hospital

— norman smith (@BBCNormanS) April 5, 2020

In for 'tests'. At least somebody's getting tested.

The rest of us don't get taken in on day 10 when still feeling grim, natch.

oh my god if he died tho

Of course, we have to wait until we're virtually breathing our last.

Might say a prayer tonight

They are trolling us

take it on the chin, boris, but if you must die so that others can be dissuaded from sunbathing in the lark, then so be it

jfc UK twitter is absolutely packed full of cunts wishing well to BJ and dribbling over the queen, shit fucking country populated by cunts.

oh well at least it will be a story he can tell all his kids one day ... or maybe not!

CaAL - quit twitter imo

barcode lad otm

tbf my twitter isn't full of either

I have gone through phases with twitter and have made it manageable through selective unfollowing and muting words - what I did wrong today was to click the trending topics.

Looking at the BBC news twitter and it's pretty even between ppl laughing about it or not.

my twitter is full of pregnant sonic the hedgehog splosh fetish fanart, as usual

what my twitter is full of:

Dying with your pants off

— Deleted Wiki Titles (@DeletedWiki) April 5, 2020

This was the topic most full of cunts - https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Hope%20Boris%22&src=trend_click

“The pride in who we are is not a part of our past, it defines our present and our future.”

The Queen speaks for the whole country and our determination to defeat the coronavirus. #QueensSpeech

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) April 5, 2020

i'd much rather this cunt died than boris tbh

why not all 3

Keir Starmer
8 mins ·
Wishing the Prime Minister well and a speedy recovery.

but i thought only bad things come in threes?

Oh God that Queen tweet was awful. Sir Sensible

Look, telling the Queen to get tae fuck is the old politics

How does a flabby alkie do with the Rona generally?

Dunno suzy I don't think I've caught it yet

LOOOOOOOOL

I don’t watch any of his videos but apparently he looked rough in the last one?

looking rough is part of his #brand iirc

I've been sceptical about that myself and still am tbh .. never a trust a f/t tory bullshitter who says they have the rona until they are actually dead imo!

boris take the die-of-corona challenge

He’ll be fine, they’re probably kicking a 20-year-old off a ventilator as we speak just in case boris’s sniffles worsen