I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

<gag>

TIL LJ started a pizza line

newspapers and basalt, you know it

I genuinely didn't believe you until I googled it

is "pizza line" the new British term for mutual jack/off sesh or ...?

The essential oils Jesus moms I went to high school with were all into those zero-carb chicken crust pizzas last year, been a minute since I saw them mentioned (or keto in general).

https://realgoodfoods.com/products/7-three-cheese-supreme-chicken-crust

it was at least $4 or so at the outlet

on the slack channel yesterday someone posted an image of a dr oetker fish finger pizza and my response was 'i'd still eat that' so everyone otm basically

yuck and furthermore yuck.

cauliflower pizza crust is also disgusting, if you're going to have sad frozen pizza just accept that it's horrible for you and move on

People get that one usually because it's gluten free

is "pizza line" the new British term for mutual jack/off sesh or ...?

is jack/off the unreleased X-rated cut of the Nic Cage / Travolta movie or ...?

"I'm gonna jack his frenulum... off"

holy lol

a porn parody where they swap penises?

a what now

Initially misread that as 'a pom parody', was cool it.

pomography

Is that like a porn tomography?

I'm cool with turning this thread into ILX's very own collective retelling of The Aristocrats btw.

...Excelsior!

I have never once read "pom" without first registering as "porn"

chicken
tomato sauce
cheese

what’s the problem?

what if... can we make the crust out of cheese

what if we made the entire pizza out of

~edibles~

what if you have a chicken crust, a sauce made of chicken thrown into the blender, and chicken as a topping

I'd chew up a couple of chicken crust pizzas and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact chicken crust pizzas

the kfc double frown

this chicken crust looked like a double-thick lunchables turkey circle

of 8" diameter

an oversized offspring of the pizza and cracker lunchables offerings born in hell

and sent up to the earth's surface to lure us all into an eternal, salty damnation

i'd eat the fish finger pizza too fwiw

the box advertised 3 cheeses but the flavor was one: cheddar. one flavor in 3 cheeses.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/ammon-bundy-pledges-physical-defense-for-those-who-defy-idahos-covid-19-order

oh please oh please oh please gather up at the bundy ranch, true believers

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, April 3, 2020 1:54 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ranch covidians

― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver),

dang

:-0

yowz

Drag em, covid

cross fell at his feet and he drilled it through the back of the net

just posting this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwAioMHULR0

if i understand it correctly, if he dies coronavirus gets to be PM?

― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:53 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

two thumbs up

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

the what now

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

two things can be true at once: (1) the mainstream political media can be, on balance, a force for good in democracy, and (2) it can to a degree be subject to the same reactionary forces that shape any powerful national institution. I know mordy and shakey have read some marx so this doesn't need to be a controversial statement

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

where you getting those scales from

― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:50 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lifted from the eyes of babes iirc

― gbx, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:16 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVKVx2WUYAImtzg?format=jpg&name=900x900

https://i.ibb.co/FDJ6scQ/lolflop.png

RIP TB-T. I hope he has his shiny shoes on.

― Jeff W, Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:25 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think TB-T wrote my favourite joke. Mahatma Ghandi, the spiritual leader of India who rose from humble beginnings as a cloakroom attendant when he was known as Mahatma Coat.

a tribute from a friend!

― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:34 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh shit that is terrible

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:59 (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

news

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:59 (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's a layup but it's a good layup

in chile they have a lot of noticeable copper around customs. Besides it being mined here, I am now assuming it's because of its anti-bacterial properties.
― Yerac,Tuesday, April 14, 2020 2:54 PM

53.6% of Chilean exports (2017). The country used to be financed by bird guano, now its copper.
― speaking moistly (Sanpaku),Tuesday, April 14, 2020 3:30 PM

"The country used to be financed by bird guano"
source?
― fauci wally (voodoo chili),Tuesday, April 14, 2020 4:40 PM

Birds.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.),Tuesday, April 14, 2020 4:48 PM

loool