ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS

Hippy Harv's Porn Island is hella creepy tbh.

anticipation to visiting harv's island riiiiiising

i'm so close!!

My workout neighbor is a green pig, the hipster neighbor is a chipmunk who sleeps in until noon.

has anyone ever seen their workout partner working out?

i am beginning to suspect that they're straight up lying to me? to my face?

will look into this more after sundown

i can only assume antonio works out in private. he mostly stalks bugs with his net at the ready, but never seems to work up the courage to take a swing

has anyone ever seen their workout partner working out?

I see them stretching or like. running around sometimes

it warms my heart that antonio is so happy for me when i swipe the bug he was chasing

xpost i know it's the joke, but it could also be character development

like, maybe if i'm a good enough friend, teddy will actually start applying himself

like maybe he just needs a different set of exercise equipment?

oh sure, passive-aggressively give him a pull-up bar and make him feel even worse about his lack of follow thru

where is the "Apply Yourself, My Son" right shoulder button reaction?

i love that antonio is ponderously pot bellied and just not well equipped to be the hardbody he wants to be, who could conceivably relate not me

Does y’alls Antonio also wear the yellow t-shirt with the inexplicable bone 🦴 on the front?

yes and i hope if i give him enough presents he'll give it to me

yeah, that's him!

lads... I have changed my assthetic

my exercise nut is Tank the rhino

fossil museum section vaporwave mix please

ft a solo from KK disco

landscaping is so therapeutic

woke up crazy early and found antonio lifting weights on the beach! all this time i was mocking him, he's been working hard before i'm awake. i am ashamed.

will open my borders later

die grenzen werden geöffnet sein

xp lol forks

The sad thing is, I’m never going to be able to wake up early and confirm this

it's from kabuki I think?
https://i.imgur.com/Qj98xaF.jpg

love that! it's from bunraku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEUQNvn8EJQ

i also saw the workout friend (teddy, in my case) working out today! he was doing some yoga stretches and lunges with clyde the horseyman.

teddy, i always believed in you. unlike SOME of the people around here.

also, the last five times i've checked turnip prices, there were all 40 and below. 29 this morning! i guess i have to sell in the afternooon, no matter what.

borders open. KK is here

JAZZ BAR 🎷𓂃🍸 #あつ森 #ACNH pic.twitter.com/1wiRXNo5P4

— 🥱 (@6NECT) April 2, 2020

shit, final turnip prices are 23. should have guessed! man, the stalk market is brutal! is it usually below what you paid, i guess, and you just have to jump on the one or two times it goes above?

let me check my prices KM

31 : /

anyone help out KM here... ?

oh, no worries! it's not a big deal at all! just curious out it generally works so i can do better next week!

I watch my daughter play this, and I keep asking her, can you do a), can you do b), and so on, and she keeps saying no. But how cool would it be to float up on balloons and just get an aerial view of your island? Or build a boat just to fish at sea? Or craft a raft to make a floating river? These sorts of things seem like fun.

Right now she's as frustrated as anyone with the bunny shit. Sometimes you just want to fish, right? Someone online somewhere noted how a better solution might have been to make the bunny an optional bunny suit you could wear, and you can only harvest eggs etc. when you're wearing it. Otherwise you're just stuck finding/catching eggs for egg crafts that not everyone may want to do or have. Like my non-easter celebrating daughter.

I’m hoping that if I manage to craft all the dang recipes he’ll give me something completely unrelated to “egg day”

its over #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/y0UhULpVtm

— minecraft major (@gaybabyjail) April 2, 2020

https://join.slack.com/t/poxyfule/shared_invite/zt-csm19k0n-P_w0mauC3_sXUXus~TI0mw

(that's not Sic-bait, that's real)

WRONG THREAD, SORRY

Weird new world. Meeting someone on a dating app but can’t meet IRL but you both have AC so you visit their island and it’s a... train wreck.

...?...=o...=(

I mean there’s trash everywhere and I found a plaid shirt buried in the ground

sound intersting

Also I regret not keeping tabs on this thread cuz my turnip prices were 150 yesterday. 50 now, sorry KM.

If you wanna game the system in the future there are apps that can predict your prices based on trend:

https://mikebryant.github.io/ac-nh-turnip-prices/index.html

There’s also kind of a Black Friday level chaos subreddit where people who have high turnip prices queue people up to visit their island and sell. I did it the other day. Have to sort by new.

https://www.reddit.com/r/acturnips/

who among us hasn't buried an article of clothing here and there

Daylight savings ended last night and I guess I slept the game rather than properly ending it so when I loaded up this morning the clock was all confused, and I stupdily bought some turnips which instantly rotted :(

Still, it gave me the chance to generate an ants nest for the museum collection!

PS none of you sods ever seem to have your gates open when I see you online.

A pint of Autumn Almanac is your only man (re: having the gates open on the reg)

He hasnt added me unless he's Thrillho?

i’ll add you later today trayce

anyone got any of the cherry blossom recipes?