ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS

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my workout fiend is a chubby anteater and i love him.

Hippy Harv's Porn Island is hella creepy tbh.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 17:01 (two years ago) link

your workout friend must be an imposter b/c Antonio lives on Dang Isle and i just gave him the sickest retro baseball helmet table, he loves it

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 3 April 2020 17:11 (two years ago) link

fake news horizons

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 17:11 (two years ago) link

Hippy Harv's Porn Island is hella creepy tbh.

anticipation to visiting harv's island riiiiiising

i'm so close!!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 April 2020 17:14 (two years ago) link

My workout neighbor is a green pig, the hipster neighbor is a chipmunk who sleeps in until noon.

Jaq, Friday, 3 April 2020 17:30 (two years ago) link

has anyone ever seen their workout partner working out?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:00 (two years ago) link

i am beginning to suspect that they're straight up lying to me? to my face?

will look into this more after sundown

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:00 (two years ago) link

i can only assume antonio works out in private. he mostly stalks bugs with his net at the ready, but never seems to work up the courage to take a swing

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 3 April 2020 18:01 (two years ago) link

has anyone ever seen their workout partner working out?

pretty sure this is the joke

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:17 (two years ago) link

I see them stretching or like. running around sometimes

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:18 (two years ago) link

it warms my heart that antonio is so happy for me when i swipe the bug he was chasing

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 3 April 2020 18:20 (two years ago) link

xpost i know it's the joke, but it could also be character development

like, maybe if i'm a good enough friend, teddy will actually start applying himself

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:40 (two years ago) link

like maybe he just needs a different set of exercise equipment?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:40 (two years ago) link

oh sure, passive-aggressively give him a pull-up bar and make him feel even worse about his lack of follow thru

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 3 April 2020 19:43 (two years ago) link

where is the "Apply Yourself, My Son" right shoulder button reaction?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:51 (two years ago) link

i love that antonio is ponderously pot bellied and just not well equipped to be the hardbody he wants to be, who could conceivably relate not me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:52 (two years ago) link

Does y’alls Antonio also wear the yellow t-shirt with the inexplicable bone 🦴 on the front?

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 20:08 (two years ago) link

yes and i hope if i give him enough presents he'll give it to me

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 3 April 2020 20:13 (two years ago) link

yeah, that's him!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:16 (two years ago) link

lads... I have changed my assthetic

||||||||, Friday, 3 April 2020 20:20 (two years ago) link

my exercise nut is Tank the rhino

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:25 (two years ago) link

fossil museum section vaporwave mix please

nxd, Saturday, 4 April 2020 10:25 (two years ago) link

ft a solo from KK disco

nxd, Saturday, 4 April 2020 10:27 (two years ago) link

landscaping is so therapeutic

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:01 (two years ago) link

woke up crazy early and found antonio lifting weights on the beach! all this time i was mocking him, he's been working hard before i'm awake. i am ashamed.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 April 2020 13:20 (two years ago) link

will open my borders later

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 13:28 (two years ago) link

die grenzen werden geöffnet sein

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 13:29 (two years ago) link

xp lol forks

The sad thing is, I’m never going to be able to wake up early and confirm this

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 14:49 (two years ago) link

it's from kabuki I think?
https://i.imgur.com/Qj98xaF.jpg

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 15:34 (two years ago) link

love that! it's from bunraku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEUQNvn8EJQ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 April 2020 16:06 (two years ago) link

i also saw the workout friend (teddy, in my case) working out today! he was doing some yoga stretches and lunges with clyde the horseyman.

teddy, i always believed in you. unlike SOME of the people around here.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 16:12 (two years ago) link

also, the last five times i've checked turnip prices, there were all 40 and below. 29 this morning! i guess i have to sell in the afternooon, no matter what.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 16:13 (two years ago) link

borders open. KK is here

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 16:31 (two years ago) link

JAZZ BAR 🎷𓂃🍸 #あつ森 #ACNH pic.twitter.com/1wiRXNo5P4

— 🥱 (@6NECT) April 2, 2020

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:03 (two years ago) link

shit, final turnip prices are 23. should have guessed! man, the stalk market is brutal! is it usually below what you paid, i guess, and you just have to jump on the one or two times it goes above?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:21 (two years ago) link

let me check my prices KM

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:26 (two years ago) link

31 : /

anyone help out KM here... ?

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:27 (two years ago) link

oh, no worries! it's not a big deal at all! just curious out it generally works so i can do better next week!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:35 (two years ago) link

I watch my daughter play this, and I keep asking her, can you do a), can you do b), and so on, and she keeps saying no. But how cool would it be to float up on balloons and just get an aerial view of your island? Or build a boat just to fish at sea? Or craft a raft to make a floating river? These sorts of things seem like fun.

Right now she's as frustrated as anyone with the bunny shit. Sometimes you just want to fish, right? Someone online somewhere noted how a better solution might have been to make the bunny an optional bunny suit you could wear, and you can only harvest eggs etc. when you're wearing it. Otherwise you're just stuck finding/catching eggs for egg crafts that not everyone may want to do or have. Like my non-easter celebrating daughter.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:46 (two years ago) link

I’m hoping that if I manage to craft all the dang recipes he’ll give me something completely unrelated to “egg day”

El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:51 (two years ago) link

its over #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/y0UhULpVtm

— minecraft major (@gaybabyjail) April 2, 2020

||||||||, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:54 (two years ago) link

WRONG THREAD, SORRY

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:58 (two years ago) link

Weird new world. Meeting someone on a dating app but can’t meet IRL but you both have AC so you visit their island and it’s a... train wreck.

...?...=o...=(

circa1916, Saturday, 4 April 2020 18:57 (two years ago) link

I mean there’s trash everywhere and I found a plaid shirt buried in the ground

circa1916, Saturday, 4 April 2020 18:58 (two years ago) link

sound intersting

El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 April 2020 19:12 (two years ago) link

Also I regret not keeping tabs on this thread cuz my turnip prices were 150 yesterday. 50 now, sorry KM.

If you wanna game the system in the future there are apps that can predict your prices based on trend:

https://mikebryant.github.io/ac-nh-turnip-prices/index.html

There’s also kind of a Black Friday level chaos subreddit where people who have high turnip prices queue people up to visit their island and sell. I did it the other day. Have to sort by new.

https://www.reddit.com/r/acturnips/

circa1916, Saturday, 4 April 2020 19:29 (two years ago) link

who among us hasn't buried an article of clothing here and there

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Saturday, 4 April 2020 19:55 (two years ago) link

Daylight savings ended last night and I guess I slept the game rather than properly ending it so when I loaded up this morning the clock was all confused, and I stupdily bought some turnips which instantly rotted :(

Still, it gave me the chance to generate an ants nest for the museum collection!

PS none of you sods ever seem to have your gates open when I see you online.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 4 April 2020 23:53 (two years ago) link

A pint of Autumn Almanac is your only man (re: having the gates open on the reg)

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:22 (two years ago) link


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