lol
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
had a tuna melt this week, it was good, let's have more melts― silby, Friday, April 3, 2020 1:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
ew― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 3, 2020 1:27 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Yes I’m White And I Vote!!― silby, Friday, April 3, 2020 1:30 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
I should admit here to also indulging a couple days ago, maybe it's the 'rona
could have been worse, coulda been a casserole
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
I bought a frozen cheese pizza from a grocery outlet. It had a strangely long baking time, exuded tons of water, and tasted like a tuna melt. I then learned the pizza crust itself was made of chicken.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
WHAT
― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
<gag>
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
TIL LJ started a pizza line
― DJP, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
newspapers and basalt, you know it
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
I genuinely didn't believe you until I googled it
― kinder, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
is "pizza line" the new British term for mutual jack/off sesh or ...?
― sarahell, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
The essential oils Jesus moms I went to high school with were all into those zero-carb chicken crust pizzas last year, been a minute since I saw them mentioned (or keto in general).
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
https://realgoodfoods.com/products/7-three-cheese-supreme-chicken-crust
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
it was at least $4 or so at the outlet
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link
on the slack channel yesterday someone posted an image of a dr oetker fish finger pizza and my response was 'i'd still eat that' so everyone otm basically
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
yuck and furthermore yuck.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
cauliflower pizza crust is also disgusting, if you're going to have sad frozen pizza just accept that it's horrible for you and move on
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
People get that one usually because it's gluten free
― Evan, Friday, 3 April 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
is jack/off the unreleased X-rated cut of the Nic Cage / Travolta movie or ...?
― donald failson (sic), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link
"I'm gonna jack his frenulum... off"
― donald failson (sic), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
holy lol
― DJP, Friday, 3 April 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
a porn parody where they swap penises?
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
a what now
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Initially misread that as 'a pom parody', was cool it.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link
pomography
― silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
Is that like a porn tomography?
I'm cool with turning this thread into ILX's very own collective retelling of The Aristocrats btw.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
...Excelsior!
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
I have never once read "pom" without first registering as "porn"
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
chickentomato saucecheesewhat’s the problem?
― brimstead, Friday, 3 April 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
what if... can we make the crust out of cheese
― brimstead, Friday, 3 April 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
what if we made the entire pizza out of
~edibles~
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
what if you have a chicken crust, a sauce made of chicken thrown into the blender, and chicken as a topping
― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
I'd chew up a couple of chicken crust pizzas and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact chicken crust pizzas
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link
the kfc double frown
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link
this chicken crust looked like a double-thick lunchables turkey circle
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
of 8" diameter
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
an oversized offspring of the pizza and cracker lunchables offerings born in hell
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
and sent up to the earth's surface to lure us all into an eternal, salty damnation
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
i'd eat the fish finger pizza too fwiw
― sarahell, Friday, 3 April 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link
the box advertised 3 cheeses but the flavor was one: cheddar. one flavor in 3 cheeses.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/ammon-bundy-pledges-physical-defense-for-those-who-defy-idahos-covid-19-order
oh please oh please oh please gather up at the bundy ranch, true believers
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, April 3, 2020 1:54 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
ranch covidians
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver),
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 April 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
dang
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 April 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
:-0
― brownie, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link
yowz
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
Drag em, covid
― Οὖτις, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link
cross fell at his feet and he drilled it through the back of the net
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
just posting this herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwAioMHULR0
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 April 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
if i understand it correctly, if he dies coronavirus gets to be PM?
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:53 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link
two thumbs up
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:49 (three years ago) link
don’t make me break out the pendant stick
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
the what now
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
two things can be true at once: (1) the mainstream political media can be, on balance, a force for good in democracy, and (2) it can to a degree be subject to the same reactionary forces that shape any powerful national institution. I know mordy and shakey have read some marx so this doesn't need to be a controversial statement
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
where you getting those scales from
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:50 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lifted from the eyes of babes iirc
― gbx, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:16 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link