itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

Icasaurus

Good use of first picture in this thread.

pic.twitter.com/FhM9xsKsk2

— David Olusoga (@DavidOlusoga) March 30, 2020

Dang, missed Calzino’s post.

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/110583835_3173096292744486_305366353145830955_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=cdxjccWSct4AX9m4oia&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=6aba19cdf60bd8a9e1eb3fc82c522579&oe=5F4E3CE6

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/WQ7xNU51Hjj_Xh7KUnP2mkpeN_s=/0x47:2700x1453/960x500/media/img/mt/2017/08/AP_17233688604864/original.jpg

Bears are going extinct in the stock market's impressive $13 trillion rally https://t.co/eZPodglANc pic.twitter.com/PPjfIP2T8d

— Businessweek (@BW) August 22, 2020

wait, they escaped into outer space first?

may i be the first to offer my sincere, heartfelt congratulations to these space bears

they need to evolve into sub-micron sized ugly bassas with faces like anuses before harbouring ambitions to go into space ffs!

it's true, wait yr turn bears!

i still luv ya though

https://theconversation.com/newly-discovered-mass-extinction-event-triggered-the-dawn-of-the-dinosaurs-146248

Carnian Pluvial Episode might be a new one to add to the big five, or six if you count the current one playing out in our brutish and short human timeline.

Probably not one of the "big 5" (or 6_). More of a "dwarf" mass extinction, like the end-Edicarian (541 Mya), Capitanian (260 Mya), or Paleocene-Eocene (55 Mya). Since the marine fossil record is so much more complete, that's generally used to plot extinction intensity, and there no real signal of the Carnian-Pluvial above the noise in that data set.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Extinction_intensity.svg/1200px-Extinction_intensity.svg.png

Still, the first 17 My of the Triassic were possibly the worst extended period for life since the Snowball earths of Cryogenian. First the two great extinction pulses of the Great Dying (end-Permian), then another 9 My where life is scarce and gains little traction, and in another 8 million years, the Carnian Pluvial.

🦖 @Arsenal have let go of Gunnersaurus, who has been a loyal servant of the club for 27 years as part of cost cutting measures.

💔 Not the start to deadline day @Arsenal fans wanted. pic.twitter.com/T55GdKPECy

— SPORF (@Sporf) October 5, 2020

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it looks like everything will be alright. T-rex on the left will try and bat away all the meteors with the tennis racquet

https://64.media.tumblr.com/cb4f825f1eaa9d32e59e9f6df0aa4909/5d385b19267ff873-f1/s400x600/2598785bf11dcd7c6d784f7a46e7558c3c6e7751.gifv

that dino must have felt invincible for that brief period

i thought that was a sbnation infographic at first

https://i.postimg.cc/q7PxHQbd/20210601-130923.jpg

https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/4/2020/06/An-asteroid-not-volcanoes-made-the-Earth-uninhabitable-for-dinosaurs-%E2%80%93-study-Fabio-ManucciPNAS-be2c3c6.jpg?quality=90&resize=940,1008

balearic vibes extinction event

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"One last dab?" Man, how old was that dinosaur?

My wife is currently doing this cross-stitch

https://i.etsystatic.com/9908524/r/il/0505a2/3027250333/il_794xN.3027250333_fsez.jpg

A+

Thread!

Did you know: dinosaurs had precisely six different reactions* to their mass extinction 66 million years ago! Let's take a look at them...

(*stock photography doesn't lie about such things) pic.twitter.com/7ofC8Y2kia

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) August 27, 2021

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return of the hornéd trenchasaur

also: lesser beasts be stealin from ilxor classics (this is actually how the world ends ppl)

@pulplibrarian is ok but come on man

some of the captions would get an fp

hah I consider myself told then

I hope mark s is going to enter this contest.

https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest

"Let's play the last track from The Doors debut."

This next one's for all the titanosaurs in the audience.

"As soon as Stipeasaurus gets here we can run through this one."

Haha I read the thread title and my first thought was “Does KM have anything to contribute to this topic?”

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (yesterday) Permalink

…And there it is.

I was just reading history of the Lisbon earthquake of 1755 in relation to the rise of atheism. The thought processes were very similar, but with a lot more god blaming.

hahaha!

yeah, i mean in many ways the world makes a lot more sense if you think of it as god punishing people for one thing or another. especially if you think that god is flawed and constantly makes mistakes!

Trenchantsaurus Rex

https://i.postimg.cc/XYMp0V75/FB-IMG-1633776377789.jpg

Omg that “thinking t-Rex” panel is killing me

Ever so hapless:

https://pocket-syndicated-images.s3.amazonaws.com/5f285f3615917.jpg

ooooh, high-rez dino horror!

https://i.imgur.com/d8hSK4E.png

is there a VR experience for the dinosaur meteor extinction event? i would love to walk around in that world, as a dinosaur

Indonesian castle dwelling dinosaur

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You know you're ripping off The Far Side when even your dinosaurs wear cat-eye glasses.

lol

Earth was forever changed after an enormous asteroid smashed into our planet at the end of the Cretaceous period. Scientists have pinpointed the season of the disaster and linked it to springtime in the Northern Hemisphere. https://t.co/v7u5w5u1ro

— Scientific American (@sciam) February 24, 2022

very poor quality picture imo, scientific american do better

(the article is mildly interesting, adding heft to the question i asked sanpaku upthread that was never answered)

https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1569759111l/49933340._SX318_SY475_.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1pbM5oT.jpeg