https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!
― mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy
Last month:
Us: oh hey D, what's new
D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up
Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol
D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that
Us: nice, have fun
Last week:
Us: how you doing?
D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice
Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic
D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah
This weekend:
Us: you home yet you dingus
D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home
Us: thank fuck!
D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks
Us: >:[
― cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link
really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link
ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg
― crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
fucking hell
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bab2f235b7e427161ee64d18049d4428/caaa25d697e8296c-9b/s1280x1920/b4a990460b6e0c35cb94559480062b71a38b0ca4.png
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
#spacegodzillaisoverparty
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link
Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID
― rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link
These poor bastardshttp://www.covid.com/shop.aspx
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (four years ago) link
At least they can get some change on that URL.
These folks though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
― pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link
Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the wordsCOVID-77 And we are going mad
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (four years ago) link
Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.
A completely empty ferry terminal at night…And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8r663etvwa9kvlq/92177553_124380309186703_1844505105773101056_n.jpg?raw=1
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
Love it!
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link
worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link
(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (four years ago) link
just shitting on sanpaku as one does
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
ahhhh
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message boarddon’t make me break out the pendant stick
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link
the what now
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link
of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg
Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:27 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSKuGevit0
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link
wow what a fucking asshole
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link
I think you mean Asshole
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:38 (four years ago) link
I must admit as incredibly poorly-timed, insensitive and unwelcome comments go, I'm a fan. All the best
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
i love risking my life because my brother is too much of a man-child to leave the house by himself and has a craving for shitty burgers
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
shitty burger places are still open where you are Nhex? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
Macca’s is pretty much an essential service down here. They’ve aggressively been advertising how you can buy milk and bread (bags of buns) at the drive through window.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
xp yeah, for take-out, all restaurants are open
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:14 (four years ago) link
The Queen should never have worn green pic.twitter.com/A71vse3Uvq— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 7, 2020
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:28 (four years ago) link