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bear use nunchuks on me
https://i.imgur.com/mJlZsdR.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link

This is the greatest post in the history of ILX. Thank you.

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link

bear costumes are getting better and better

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Tub time cub time pic.twitter.com/8FILacNfSC

— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) May 4, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

omg the leg stretch 59 seconds in

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? pic.twitter.com/gixwy1PeV9

— 🌼Suds o’Bitches🌼 (@SudsBitches) May 16, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 17 May 2020 11:06 (three years ago) link

i believe that's big bird

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 May 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

IT'S A BIG BOTTOM BIRD! IT IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIE-FEEDS!

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-06-18/bear-attacks-woman-whod-been-sleeping-in-sierra-madre-backyard

The bear’s DNA was collected from the woman’s wounds and will be compared with samples taken from a bear that was trapped in the area the day after Monday’s attack, officials said. If the DNA matches, the trapped bear “would be euthanized in the interest of public safety,” Foy said.

bear say LAWYER to me

j., Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

going back to school to study bear law

scampo crew (mh), Friday, 19 June 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link

bearitime law

j., Friday, 19 June 2020 04:12 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

We were all worried about Skynet. Meanwhile, nunchuck bears.pic.twitter.com/ZfGMIkYFl3

— Kevin Brackett (@KevinRBrackett) July 12, 2020

bear say hiyah to me

rob, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

posted from a different angle upthread, led me to wonder about the story.
Apparently his name is Tsubasa and he lives in Yagiyama Zoo in Sendai, Japan.
https://soranews24.com/2020/04/15/black-bear-in-sendai-becoming-proficient-with-the-three-section-staff/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

Bear doesn't bother with saying hi

WHERE MY GODDAMN PORRIDGE AT

WHERE MY GODDAMN PORRIDGE AT pic.twitter.com/Kg88MpGvwH

— mike cella 🐔 (@mikeVcella) July 18, 2020

willem, Sunday, 19 July 2020 10:14 (three years ago) link

Sometimes you've to just fix things even if you're a bear pic.twitter.com/pPN6yg1LSi

— Akki (@akkitwts) July 19, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 July 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link

the porridge bear, batters the door in, then sticks a paw out gently to stop it bouncing back.

also, fuck!

koogs, Monday, 20 July 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link

goddamn I love bears

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 July 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

bear say goodbye to me pls pls pls

Would you have stayed this calm? pic.twitter.com/8i2DRmXXXM

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) July 19, 2020

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 July 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

Was just about to post that. What a friendly little chap.

pomenitul, Monday, 20 July 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

I interrupt your Monday morning to share with you a bear, sitting in a chair. Taken this morning at my parents’ house in NJ — I’m still recovering. pic.twitter.com/0e3zK02YkN

— Katie Thompson (@k_thompson212) July 20, 2020

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jbn, Friday, 24 July 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chillin.

Bears, bruh... pic.twitter.com/chpiGdJItb

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 12, 2020

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link

Sup

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:29 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ixTrwEX.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

this might be on the thread already but for the past few weeks i've been frequently checking in on the explore.org bear streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWTPFnqOLo

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

they are fat now

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

i know! it's almost like you feel proud of them if you watch them get fatter every week. some of them sit at the lip of the falls and just let the fish fly into their mouths.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

i have seen them fall off the falls before. truly tragic

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

What's weirdly hilarious about the bear cam is watching one of these giant beasts catch a fish as long as my forearm in its mouth, then pin it to a rock with one paw and begin taking *dainty little bites*.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

yeah, i watched the live chat once where the guy from explore.org was answering questions and he said when there are enough fish around they select for the fattiest parts of the fish and throw the rest away, those wastrels

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I just watched for a couple minutes and a bird landed just downstream of the bear with a fish.

nickn, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

dear phenomenal dipshits: do not fuck with a bear. if you fuck with a bear and the bear then acts like a bear, you will be hurt or killed and the bear will subsequently be killed. All easily avoided if you don't fuck with a bear!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

I was sure that was in Russia when I saw the pic, because they seem to have a special relationship to bears, but damn, it's the good ol' USA.

nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

leave them alone they drove all the way from glen burnie

contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

my former SIL's father--Russian--lost his arm to a bear, in Russia, of course

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

I think it was at a zoo

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iNfibRS.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

In the other news, a bear with a box on his head managed to sneak into one of the Turkish military bases and climb onto the tower.

The animal is reported to be safe and managed to descend on its own. pic.twitter.com/dKoRTmwWHz

— Status-6 (@Archer83Able) September 7, 2020

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:43 (three years ago) link

xpost to most 2020 images imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

in its purest form
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00000801_p.jpg

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

that bear is trying to hail a cab

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

The bear say hi to me

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link

are you a cab

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

or r u a cub?

pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:38 (three years ago) link

bear high five my foot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3_2LPOnp4

Spottie, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

First impulse - where's my camera?

koogs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

absolute unit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhak

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiuASrDX0AU41LG.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link


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