Can we pause and laugh at Peter Dutton’s continuing failure to “Stop the Boats”
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
What’s happened today?
― Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
Petter Dutton is shouting at a number of cruise ships anchored off New South Wales that won't leave. I think they only have crew on them but he wants them to go back to their home ports. I think he called the AFP about it.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
Ah - I saw they'd been ordered to leave after three crew from the Ruby Plagueship were evacced to hospital from Botany Bay the other day, didn't know they were staying. Loving the idea of him standing on the outcrop where John Woo had Tom Cruise throw a motorcycle at a dude, screaming so hard at a boat that a single vein finally shows up on his smooth potato carapace.
― Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link
All it took was for the world to end to provide free childcare.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link
Prime Minister uses a security-hacking scam app to read bible & deliver prayers for a group that asks "Coronavirus TS: God's punishment for sin, or the work of the demonic?," from his Parliamentary office
― donald failson (sic), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
we are doomed
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6v5Zx41y64
― StanM, Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:26 (three years ago) link
Been enjoying the responses to Alexander Downer's grotesquely false dilemma:
We either save avoidable deaths & destroy society OR accept avoidable deaths & save society. The moral dilemma of our time.— Alexander Downer (@AlexanderDowner) April 7, 2020
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link
might be the biggest ratio I've seen (at present, 86 / 1274)
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
This is the neuron bomb approach: kill the living things but spare the buildings and roads.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
and the negatively geared investment properties paid off with franking credits
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 02:44 (three years ago) link
oh yeah, how could I have overlooked mentioning those?
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link
we either save the liberal party and destroy society, or destroy the liberal party and save society
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 02:57 (three years ago) link
making cuntish remarks in his posh feeble voice is his main talent
― estela, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link
who could forget "the things that batter"
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
Arts Minister votes against arts industry relief package designed by others, then uses COVID-19 as reasoning to unilaterally axe local content quotas on broadcasters, with press release on his personal website.
― donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link
Between this and piling on the WHO by the usual thugs the government have done their best to remind us that they are a bunch of miserable vindictive pricks. Get ready for the evisceration of everything when we get out of lockdown.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 08:37 (three years ago) link
votes against arts industry relief package designed by others
Ex-PM's book push-bootlegged by current PM in effort to further undercut the publishing industry.
― donald failson (sic), Monday, 20 April 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
such fuckwits
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 April 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
Have YOU ever read a book that wasn't quite right?
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 25 April 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
Important immigrant question:
Are NRL players bigger dickheads than AFL players or does the AFL have a better press officer?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 30 April 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link
the former, times a bazillion
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 30 April 2020 05:32 (three years ago) link
A little from Column A, a little from Column B.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 1 May 2020 12:38 (three years ago) link
ah I see we have a New South Welshman in the room
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 1 May 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
live in NSW, grew up in Aussie Rules states
~the balanced take~
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 May 2020 12:04 (three years ago) link
pfff I lived in NSW for 8 years and have family in Qld, but ARL players are phenomenal dickheads. AFL players are merely dickheads.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 3 May 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link
WTF is Albo up to?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 18 May 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
Dude set out in the first weeks of his leadership that his strategy was going to be "advocate policies almost exactly as vicious as the LNP, and vote through all of theirs" in the hope of getting swinging voters in 2022. There's no room left for disappointment.
(I stopped placing him mid-ticket after he was not only pissweak on, but dismissive of voter concerns re:, closing concentration camps; doing any sort of investigation into the obvious rort of Westconnex blowing out from $10 billion to $45 billion while his constituents' homes could still be saved; or the Libs flat-out deleting every local council in his electorate in order to gerrymander & shut down protest to the former project. Still managed to summon some disappointment when he rolled out his Full Compliance mode last year, but by the time he was criticising the govt for not being cruel enough to refugees a week or three later, I'd run out.)
― Bleeqwot (sic), Monday, 18 May 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link
Australian politics is a venal shitshow without any ideology beyond economic rationalism (and look how well that served us when the pandemic hit). Aside from his obsession with Julian Assange I am glad to have Andrew Wilkie as my member.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 18 May 2020 03:55 (three years ago) link
Assange should have seen court in Sweden years ago, but unfortunately neither avoiding that, nor apparently being a colossal prick, mean all other prosecutions & imprisonments he’s been subject to are fair. It would muddle the message for Australian pollies now calling for him not to be a political prisoner as punishment for revealing war crimes, to frame it as “this probable half-rapist is being unreasonably held on unrelated, more globally serious grounds.”Obv it would be entertaining if he were released and Ludlam or Wilkie immediately clamour for him to be extradited to Sweden to face trial.
― Bleeqwot (sic), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Haven't voted Labor since they caved to shipping refugees to remote Pacific islands. Thankfully with our preferential voting system I can vote Green without worrying about splitting the non-fascist vote.
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 18 May 2020 05:05 (three years ago) link
Oh I agree sic, there is violation of basic human rights there for sure, I'm just not sure why the member for Clark should take on the cause so assiduously.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 18 May 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link
Prominent Australian political prisoner overseas means the idea has traction he can lean on, possibly a strong interest in advancing freedom of speech / protection of the press within .au?
― Bleeqwot (sic), Monday, 18 May 2020 06:08 (three years ago) link
not like there’s going to be a press left to protect soon, but
― Bleeqwot (sic), Monday, 18 May 2020 06:09 (three years ago) link
Posted this before seeing that 150 entire newsrooms have been made redundant in the last 16 months.
― Bleeqwot (sic), Monday, 18 May 2020 07:44 (three years ago) link
yikesstill, the government tells us what we need to know.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 18 May 2020 08:23 (three years ago) link
[4pm on a Friday arvo, while the rest of the world is collapsing] ah yeah sorry about the robodebt
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 May 2020 10:44 (three years ago) link
fuck this guy
all our prime minister has to say. this is a fucking joke #AboriginalLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/ljvgxqhv14— 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫 ✿ (@PATTYURlS) June 1, 2020
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 June 2020 10:14 (three years ago) link
oh no need to get angry like america nothing to be angry about down here at any time in the past 232 years
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 June 2020 10:15 (three years ago) link
nothing to get angry about in the last week either. (please don't look at the very suspicious blowing up of 45000 year old aboriginal site)
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 1 June 2020 10:18 (three years ago) link
no no no it's okay Rio Tinto have apologised, turns out they didn't realise that this was not good
(despite local indigenous groups telling them to definitely do not do this please)
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 June 2020 10:23 (three years ago) link
Scomo saw a good meme, policy directions vindicated
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 1 June 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link
superior alternatives for prime minister:blueythe poo joggerhotdogs
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link
hot bogs
― an, uh, razor of love (sic), Friday, 5 June 2020 04:59 (three years ago) link
the Engadine surprise
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 5 June 2020 05:13 (three years ago) link
Pauline Hanson is still a racist hypocritical troll, news at 11.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 6 July 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link
bloke who resurrected knighthoods, in order to give one to a gibbering racist, put in charge of securing trade deals for failed state after they wilfully collapse
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
I hope he moves back there permanently. Useless thundercunt.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
I guess he's the man to secure deals with all the racist populist would-be dictators out there... which covers most of the world these days
― Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link