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I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 06:12 (three months ago) link

May I suggest Fred Schneider?

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:19 (three months ago) link

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020

ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 30 March 2020 14:15 (three months ago) link

someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:58 (three months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:33 (three months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:42 (three months ago) link

Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (three months ago) link

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (three months ago) link

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (three months ago) link

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (three months ago) link

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (three months ago) link

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg

crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (three months ago) link

Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (three months ago) link

fucking hell

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (three months ago) link

#spacegodzillaisoverparty

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (three months ago) link

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (three months ago) link

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (three months ago) link

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (three months ago) link

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (three months ago) link

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (three months ago) link

Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (three months ago) link

Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (three months ago) link

im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (three months ago) link

Love it!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (three months ago) link

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (three months ago) link

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (three months ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (three months ago) link

Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (three months ago) link

(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (three months ago) link

just shitting on sanpaku as one does

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (three months ago) link

ahhhh

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (three months ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (three months ago) link

the what now

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (three months ago) link

of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg

Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:27 (three months ago) link

La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU

— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:48 (three months ago) link

this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3

— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:16 (three months ago) link

Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks

— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:42 (three months ago) link

wow what a fucking asshole

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:21 (three months ago) link

I think you mean Asshole

cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:38 (three months ago) link


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