COVID-77

I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw

— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020

I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.

May I suggest Fred Schneider?

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020

someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg

https://i.giphy.com/media/1ZkMDj88mQ1rO/giphy.webp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large

Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg

Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

fucking hell

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bab2f235b7e427161ee64d18049d4428/caaa25d697e8296c-9b/s1280x1920/b4a990460b6e0c35cb94559480062b71a38b0ca4.png

#spacegodzillaisoverparty

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg

Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png

Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg

im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8r663etvwa9kvlq/92177553_124380309186703_1844505105773101056_n.jpg?raw=1

Love it!

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.

(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)

just shitting on sanpaku as one does

ahhhh

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

the what now

of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it

https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg

Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSKuGevit0

La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU

— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020

this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3

— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020

Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks

— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020

wow what a fucking asshole