ILX quoted out of context

i stand corrected

What a fun cultural exchange this is.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, April 1, 2020 3:36 PM (one minute ago)

Tbc I'm with Alphie on this one.

I swear to God this thing just squirmed off my desk all by itself.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:50 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Put some protection on that thing

― calstars, Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:53 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

you wouldn't imagine you have that much space for them to cram it in, but you do
― j., Wednesday, May 20, 2020 4:30 AM

it's such a weird feeling, like your body knows damn well nothing should be up there
― sleeve, Wednesday, May 20, 2020 5:07 AM

of course, i've had it in the ear before
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, May 20, 2020 9:06 AM

The last comment is a joke, of course.

iggy pop quoted out of context

ugh I want to smash that box

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 May 2020 12:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ha

i was looking for the "annoying" thread to post that in but likely better here

how many penises are you giving this dude
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, June 22, 2020

lol

I like eat a Ferrero Rocher box, shit it out and then spread the resulting paste between two intact Ferrero Rocher boxes

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:21 (forty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lool, thread delivers!

ffs it’s resultant paste

the pinefox
Posted: 27 June 2020 at 16:09:31
It's true about the KS / LK video above. Dire.

I remarked to a friend today: It's really odd that KS is so fat.

Many of us are overweight. Certainly me included. I'm not getting at normal fat people. Maybe I am one.

But KS's whole schtick is Image, Professionalism, etc. Being so fat doesn't suit his schtick. Yet no one ever points it out.

pinefox isn't fat btw

HOW FAT ISN'T HE?

Mind you, haven't seen him since pre-lockdown.

he better bloody be fat or I'm going to flab post him!

you can't public policy your way out of dicks existing tbrr

― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, July 6, 2020 1:03 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

'And' is just 'cum'.

― pomenitul, Monday, July 13, 2020 10:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, July 14, 2020 8:34 PM (seven minutes ago)

seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Hmm

the dead wish they could choogle.

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, July 17, 2020 7:18 PM

lol

El Tomboto
Posted: 11 June 2020 at 01:11:37

My favorite rimworld streamer discovered terraria and is now on hour 23 of his hardcore stream

"rimworld"

contact your doctor if you experience hardcore stream for 4 hours or more

misread rimworld steamer

I’m ok with the top 2 but deleuze is more fun than any of these guys except maybe fred on occasion

― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Tuesday, July 21, 2020 11:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Good one.

nice cups xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 28, 2020 9:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is about Underworld, right?

Right now I am really valuing walking round the corner to get coffee because Tina, who makes me coffee, is the only human being other than my wife who I am seeing in the flesh on a regular basis.

― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I'm trying to mark my tops when the passion is high.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, August 2, 2020 3:16 bookmarkflaglink

Ooh la la

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre)
Posted: 13 August 2020 at 17:02:13
This semi is really pretty bad, but I can enjoy bad snooker

Harsh but fair

i liked weather, but i preferred dept of speculation.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, August 26, 2020 11:49 PM

just curious, I haven't been to NYC in years, but was Century 21 destroyed in 9/11 or just damaged?

― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Friday, September 11, 2020 3:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

destroyed

work out to eat out

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:37 AM

yeah, i have no idea where i'm putting that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 7, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a bit oblique but i'll allow it

Every year I look for minor celebrities with cancer. Also dwarfs, I've had success with dwarfs.

― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What's the 3rd joke supposed to be? Penis in mouth?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, December 1, 2020 7:08 AM

:D

you feeling the men?

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 5, 2012 10:02 PM (eight years ago)