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My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/TL3KJGB0y0

— 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 (@jazzemu_) March 26, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:43 (three months ago) link

Me and my landlord on April 1st pic.twitter.com/HyusSfxpT4

— Mike Nouveau (@MikeNouveau) March 29, 2020

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:00 (three months ago) link

loool at the last two

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:14 (three months ago) link

sad lols

current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 00:02 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ

pplains, Monday, 30 March 2020 01:03 (three months ago) link

Just in case you need it, here’s a dog doing yoga in Italian. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/zTKp3MbI8e

— Amanda in Atlanta (@ATLnewsgirl) March 25, 2020

current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:06 (three months ago) link

I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw

— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:51 (three months ago) link

I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 06:12 (three months ago) link

May I suggest Fred Schneider?

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:19 (three months ago) link

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020

ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 30 March 2020 14:15 (three months ago) link

someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:58 (three months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:33 (three months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:42 (three months ago) link

Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (three months ago) link

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (three months ago) link

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (three months ago) link

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (three months ago) link

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (three months ago) link

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg

crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (three months ago) link

Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (three months ago) link

fucking hell

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (three months ago) link

#spacegodzillaisoverparty

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (three months ago) link

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (three months ago) link

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (three months ago) link

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (three months ago) link

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (three months ago) link

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (three months ago) link

Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (three months ago) link

Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (three months ago) link

im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (three months ago) link

Love it!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (three months ago) link

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (three months ago) link

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (three months ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (three months ago) link

Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (three months ago) link

(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (three months ago) link

just shitting on sanpaku as one does

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (three months ago) link

ahhhh

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (three months ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (three months ago) link

the what now

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (three months ago) link


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