COVID-77

Now I'm hungry.

https://i.imgur.com/69adJjx.jpg

Is that a doctor?

i've got a fever .. and the only cure is more emotional and idiosyncratic yet undeniably catchy 80s goth pop.

Ted Kaczynski was a doctor fwiw.

Iconic the police shared an image of their party spread like it was a fuckin tonne of cocaine https://t.co/6dsbFB7Gb3

— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2020

British Bobbies Blame Bad Buffet

better on mute, but excellent

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/TL3KJGB0y0

— 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 (@jazzemu_) March 26, 2020

Me and my landlord on April 1st pic.twitter.com/HyusSfxpT4

— Mike Nouveau (@MikeNouveau) March 29, 2020

loool at the last two

https://i.imgur.com/XmghX23.png

sad lols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ

Just in case you need it, here’s a dog doing yoga in Italian. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/zTKp3MbI8e

— Amanda in Atlanta (@ATLnewsgirl) March 25, 2020

I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw

— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020

I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.

May I suggest Fred Schneider?

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020

someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg

https://i.giphy.com/media/1ZkMDj88mQ1rO/giphy.webp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large

Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg

Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

fucking hell

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bab2f235b7e427161ee64d18049d4428/caaa25d697e8296c-9b/s1280x1920/b4a990460b6e0c35cb94559480062b71a38b0ca4.png

#spacegodzillaisoverparty

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg

Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png

Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg

im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8r663etvwa9kvlq/92177553_124380309186703_1844505105773101056_n.jpg?raw=1

Love it!

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.